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Lateshift...we're so damn shifty it hurts!

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:28 / 28.01.05
Strange how, bear?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:37 / 28.01.05
This evening large speakers and George Clinton are confirming the fact that 'We Want The FunK'!

Silly me! I didn't know I was even missing any funk in my life. Now I know better!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:40 / 28.01.05
We want the funk
We gotta have the funk
Give up the funk
We gotta have that funk

Oh yeah!
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:40 / 28.01.05
"Do you wanna funk with me?"

"That's my girl, right over there ..."

Yeah, the one taking her top off because Trading Places has so much 'motherfucker' they're getting a 15 certificate so let's see some boobies while we're at it.

Sorry, that was a bit tangential wasn't it?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:44 / 28.01.05
You mention Trading Spaces and I immeadiatly thought of that home renovation show. Then I thought..."the one taking her top off???" I missed that episode!!!!
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:25 / 29.01.05
Well there was one episode where Laurence Llewelyn Bowen was a wealthy young Philadelphia financial adviser, and Anna Ryder Richardson a lowly beggar and conwoman (they fought crime). Anyway, due to a complicated mix-up involving a briefcase and some pork bellies, they swapped lives for a few weeks. I think Carol Smillie was the world-weary butler, always ready with a smarmy put-down.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:09 / 29.01.05
It's all gone quiet
it's all gone quiet
it's all gone quiet over there
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:52 / 29.01.05
Im here! Im all bout bringing da noize and da funk!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:58 / 29.01.05
I saaaid "I HAVE THE NOIZE AND THE FUNK!!!"

Where are you all?

Dont make me send out my army of flying monkeys!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:01 / 29.01.05
Oh, go on. Send out some flying monkeys.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:04 / 29.01.05
No. No I wont. And you just be damn glad I dont. Ya think pidgeons have good aim??? You aint seen nothing yet!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:14 / 29.01.05
They could wear nappies.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:18 / 29.01.05
and cover their best parts????
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:28 / 29.01.05
Good point, well-made.
Back to the drawing-board, I guess.

Maybe some Oompa Loompas?
 
 
Papess
18:33 / 29.01.05
Good evening/afternoon to you all. I am starting the Lateshift early because I am bored and brain-dead today. Imagine being in such an uncreative mood that you cannot ven entertain yourself. Thats me today.

I think I should invite some flying monkeys over.
 
 
iamus
19:10 / 29.01.05
Good evening Makkitotosimew, I'll provide you with company, but only on the condition that we keep the flying monkey's out of it. Childhood traumas are hard to get over you know...
 
 
iamus
19:11 / 29.01.05
That's monkeys without the apostrophe, you understand. I didn't mean it. I swear.
 
 
Papess
19:19 / 29.01.05
I was gonna ask...the flying monkey's what? Thanks for explaining. Also, thanks for the company. I shouldn't be awake right now, but I am.
 
 
Papess
19:20 / 29.01.05
Hows you doin', Meludreen?
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:22 / 29.01.05
Hello All!!!
 
 
Papess
19:24 / 29.01.05
Yep. Hello Keggers.
 
 
sleazenation
19:36 / 29.01.05
evening all
 
 
iamus
19:37 / 29.01.05
Oh, I'm doing good. I've been out for a few pints and now I'm home again to eat the first food of today. Not a sequence of events to followed all the time, but everything in moderation.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:37 / 29.01.05
Hi Sleaze!

Its been a long time since we've had this early a lateshift.


and I have Zombie Nation stuck in my head
 
 
iamus
19:38 / 29.01.05
And for the record, that would be the monkey's uncle.
 
 
Papess
19:40 / 29.01.05
...but everything in moderation.

Especially, moderation. :P
 
 
iamus
19:44 / 29.01.05
Well tomorrow I'm munching five pounds of laxatives and then inhaling vodka through my tear ducts, so I think I've got that covered.
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:49 / 29.01.05
um...why?
 
 
Papess
19:51 / 29.01.05
five pounds of laxitives? that is anything but moderate. in fact, i think it may be extreme. actually, i think it may be harmful. Please tell me you are joking, Mel.
 
 
iamus
19:55 / 29.01.05
It was an attempt to take moderation in moderation by going to excess and hopefully generating chuckles along the way, but I think I miscalculated somewhere along the line. No need to fret, I was just teasing.

But enough of my feeble attempts at humour...

How are you all?
 
 
sleazenation
19:55 / 29.01.05
five pounds doesn't buy you much laxatives these days, i'm affraid...
 
 
iamus
19:59 / 29.01.05
These are backstreet laxatives though.
 
 
Saint Keggers
20:01 / 29.01.05
no shit?
 
 
iamus
20:06 / 29.01.05
Boom-tsch!
 
 
Papess
20:06 / 29.01.05
Keggers, you are a nasty one.
 
  

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