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Lateshift...we're so damn shifty it hurts!

 
  

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alas
01:07 / 26.01.05
Barnacles, bare knuckles. What were you born in a barn, uncle?

Keggers, you mind if I call you uncle?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:11 / 26.01.05
Ah, the mind-forg'd monocles.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:11 / 26.01.05
yes, but mom and dad (not my real dad) called it a manger. They're all wacky like that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:11 / 26.01.05
The monocles of Narnia.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 26.01.05
Narnia got mono?
 
 
alas
01:14 / 26.01.05
Keggers, are you that guy in Shaun of the Dead?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:16 / 26.01.05
Having never seen Shaun of The Dead; I can neither confirm or deny that.
 
 
alas
01:16 / 26.01.05
(it's better than the mine-fjord monologues. They'll lock you up for that, Stoat.)
 
 
alas
01:17 / 26.01.05
I think it's a brilliant movie. Very funny. I have a copy from blockbuster--you want to borrow it from me?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:22 / 26.01.05
Thanks but no thanks... I think I'll just buy a copy
 
 
alas
01:27 / 26.01.05
you say that so casually. I admire that kind of devil-may-care consumption of DVDs. Sheesh. I still tend to agonize over these decisions. Consumption be done about it?

(yeah, I stole that line from Woody Allen. ya wanna fight?)
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:28 / 26.01.05
Yeah..usually I'll buy a dvd a week but their I've beens aving my cash for another purpose so my buying has been at an all time low
 
 
autopilot disengaged
01:35 / 26.01.05
DVDs = davids
VCRs = victors.

my, what a whimsical evening we're having.
i imagine the harpsichord will be making an appearance soon.
 
 
alas
01:35 / 26.01.05
A DVD a week! Yowza.

What's it like to have disposable income? Go slowly--I want to savor the details...

WHAT HAPPENED TO STOATIE???

Did you eat him, Keggers?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:37 / 26.01.05
with fava beans and a nice chianti!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:38 / 26.01.05
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
 
 
alas
01:40 / 26.01.05
Or are VCRs "veesers" like a cat is a good "mouser." But what's a "veese" ? is it the plural of vice? I have many veese. E.g., staying up posting on the late shift. drinking red wine. making bad pun. My veese.

Mein forked manglers.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:41 / 26.01.05
Autopilot: stop yr moaning! Before I come get you.

ooooooh!
 
 
lekvar
01:44 / 26.01.05
I swear, I leave for a bit and you all go funny.
So, what alas said, Keggers. Tell us fabulous stories of wealth and glamour.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:47 / 26.01.05
I'm still here, my frog-manglers.
I just had some work to do. It happens sometimes.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:48 / 26.01.05
Its no tale of wealth and glamour but rather a tale of putting aside 20-30$ a week
 
 
alas
01:49 / 26.01.05
thank god, stoat. Besides which, to drink a Chianti with you? NEVER. I'd say a nice, strong Malbec, from Argentina. And then we'll all tango.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:49 / 26.01.05
Would you like a painting, Late Shift?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:50 / 26.01.05
Yes.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:51 / 26.01.05


Please make up captions as you see fit!
 
 
autopilot disengaged
01:51 / 26.01.05
oh, for the love of god, someone break his mousing hand...
 
 
autopilot disengaged
01:52 / 26.01.05
too late. dammit.

i like it, incidentally.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:53 / 26.01.05
It's for you, pilot. I modelled the girl on you.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:54 / 26.01.05
"i imagine the harpsichord will be making an appearance soon"
 
 
alas
01:56 / 26.01.05
"when will he stop looking so I can shift my knickers?"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:56 / 26.01.05
Cool!
 
 
alas
01:58 / 26.01.05
Stoatie, am I right that you "cool" is in response to his harpsichord and not my knickers?

Any good headlines tonight?
 
 
iamus
01:58 / 26.01.05
Why must you bastards wait until I'm irretrievably drunk to create the best lateshift EVAR!!!!?

(I'm so proud, I spelled irretrievably right first time)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:59 / 26.01.05
I like your knickers, alas. Worry not!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:59 / 26.01.05
She was embarassed as bad gas blew the leaves off the trees.
 
  

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