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Lateshift...we're so damn shifty it hurts!

 
  

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Saint Keggers
22:02 / 25.01.05
New one! New one! Come one, come all!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:03 / 25.01.05
Nice lateshift you've got here. Very... minimalist. Very Zen. I like it.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:07 / 25.01.05
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:08 / 25.01.05
Wake up Fridgie!

There's now time like the present!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:11 / 25.01.05
Hey, keggers. Should we pour water over his hand while he's sleeping? It'd be funny!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:12 / 25.01.05
No, we get permanant markers and give him a big mustachio and van dyke!
 
 
lekvar
22:15 / 25.01.05
Did somebody say presents? Good evening, Late Shifters!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:21 / 25.01.05
Shh, you'll wake fridge. We want to play pranks on him.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:23 / 25.01.05
snurf

wassat

fight you
 
 
lekvar
22:24 / 25.01.05
Oops, sorry. Are any ladies about, or any of the boygirls? We could give him a makeover.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:27 / 25.01.05
Oops! Hello, fridge! Sorry, didn't see you there.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:28 / 25.01.05
Keggers, is a van dyke one of those beards that just surrounds the mouth and coats the chin, without troubling either jawline or neck? If so, thanks ever so much! I've recently grown one and couldn't remember the proper name for it despite hacing once heard it on a Kevin Smith dvd commentary.

Until now I've had to describe it as my 'mouth bumfluff' or somesuch.
 
 
Mazarine
22:37 / 25.01.05
shiftofantastic
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:44 / 25.01.05
Project management... HATE.

Training.. HATE.

I am my HATE.

I burn with HATE.

Most of all... for the MARTIAN.
 
 
Mazarine
22:48 / 25.01.05
Perhaps you should grow a Van Dyke.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:49 / 25.01.05
Would that make a "Dick Van Dyke" a particularly strange public arrangement?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:49 / 25.01.05
"pubic", not "public". A man's Van Dyke is his own private affair.
 
 
Bed Head
22:51 / 25.01.05
If only Vin Diesel’s first name was Dick.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:53 / 25.01.05
It probably is. God, I hope so.
 
 
w1rebaby
22:55 / 25.01.05
HATE for the MARTINI

That seems wrong.
 
 
lekvar
22:57 / 25.01.05
So you're suggesting a sort of a "Man Dyke?"
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:57 / 25.01.05
Why hate the martini? Why?

Hello to everyone that arrived since I've last posted
 
 
Ganesh
23:00 / 25.01.05
Burning Van Dyke? Hope we're talking Jane Leeves of decades past rather than cuddly little mini-beard. I wouldn't want my freshly-trimmed full Blessed exposed to barbist hate-speech...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:02 / 25.01.05
That's true. Beard-singed Ganesh bad.

Hate for the MARTIAN. the VODKA MARTIAN.
 
 
Ganesh
23:04 / 25.01.05
And, let's face it, since our flat-purchase of 10 months' standing fell through last Friday, my strokesome beard is one of the happiness morsels keeping me serotoninoid.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:05 / 25.01.05
Van Dyke Parks?
He's MARTIAN???

This is all getting way beyond my feeble capacity to understand.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:10 / 25.01.05
wha

ganesh is buying a flat from a martian and haus wants to burn Dick Van Dyke?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:11 / 25.01.05
I thought he was buying a haus from martin?
 
 
Ganesh
23:12 / 25.01.05
Ganesh is not buying a flat from a Martian. Or anyone. Sadly.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:13 / 25.01.05
Oh, bollocks, 'Nesh. The bachpad has fallen through? What happened? What's the contingency?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:19 / 25.01.05
Ganesh is not buying a flat from a Martian. Or anyone.

So what? Now you've got aliens just giving you flats? My, dont we have connections!
 
 
Smoothly
23:20 / 25.01.05
Evening shift-faces,

Pranks, beards, shaken martians... this is the place for me.

Sympathies on the flat thing, Ganesh. Just gone through an abortive foray into moving flats myself. Worst part is the grubby feeling of guilty infidelity that's hung in the air since I resigned myself to returning to the one I cheated on.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:23 / 25.01.05
Yeah, that sucks, 'nesh. There seems to be a lot of that sort of thing about.

Have a martini. They're from space.
 
 
Ganesh
23:27 / 25.01.05
Oh, bollocks, 'Nesh. The bachpad has fallen through? What happened? What's the contingency?

Unsaleable, for reasons that, when they're explained in idiot terms, make perfect sense - and would've made equally perfect sense had our solicitor got off her arse and explained 'em to us ten months ago.

Felt shit about it on Friday, but a weekend of lovely, heeealing alcohol has helped us process the transient discomfort. What've we lost? One-and-a-half grand, maybe two at most. And ten months, in which time the housing market's actually got a lot more favourable for buyers.

It could be worse. Much worse.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:28 / 25.01.05
right, so

- Ganesh is not buying a Martian, but property prices in Mare Tranquillitatus are much lower than Hampstead
- Haus wants to burn Yasmin Alibhai-Brown on a lolly stick
- Stoatie is Bagpuss but not until he reaches level 20
 
  

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