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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:13 / 28.01.05
Oh, I'd love to. All that chocolate... and Oompa Loompas. I love Oompa Loompas.

Although I do have a friend who's just started working for Thornton's... I have to get him to take advantage.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
00:14 / 28.01.05
Hello Dave!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 28.01.05
You're my wife now...
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:26 / 28.01.05
ok..but I get the top bunk
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
00:29 / 28.01.05
Gone are the days when you can swan in with a quick "hello dave"..... How the fuck ya all doin. If anyone is interested there is a revolutionary type sorie at LARC on Sat about Precarious labour
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:33 / 28.01.05
Working, unfortunately. Both unfortunately and precariously.
 
 
alas
00:51 / 28.01.05
The LARCh is a deciduous conifer. But I don't think that makes it precarious. Ambiguous, maybe...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:59 / 28.01.05
Deciduous yet indecisive?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:14 / 28.01.05
Deciduous? Isnt that a type of tree?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:16 / 28.01.05
Like the larch. Do keep up, Keggers old bean!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:16 / 28.01.05
Larch...isnt that a bird?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:19 / 28.01.05
I thought Larch was off the Addams Family?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:22 / 28.01.05
Keggers,

My nephew, Colin, is nurturing ambitions to be a lethal ninja ( well at least he doesn't want one of those bloody phone ! ) but, in all seriousness, do you have any advice for the lad ?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:27 / 28.01.05
My advice would be to smack the kid. Then smack him some more. Then take him to the local Hospital for Kids Who Thought They Wanted To Be Ninja. Then once he's seen all the horror and carnage, you tell him..."Pirates did this!" And when he looks up at you with wonder and fascination you whisper "...you too can be a pirate. Arrr!"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:29 / 28.01.05
Listen to Keggers for he is wise. (Well, obviously. Pirates generally are.)
 
 
alas
01:46 / 28.01.05
I want to write a poem that rhymes irate and pirate and "didn'ja" and ninja.

But perhaps it's already been dun. Or is that Donne?

Well, I wish I could forbid morning, but alas, I cannot, so I guess this is my Valediction

Be ye constant and good, me lads. And try not to think about fleas.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
01:47 / 28.01.05
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
02:06 / 28.01.05
damn nation! where'd all the text in the last post go?



more irate pirates less whinger ninjas's what i say!
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:06 / 28.01.05
I bet you the author of that is dead. "Ofcourse", you may be thinking, "that was written quite a long time ago." Yes but the reason he's now dead is so damn obvious.

We Pirates dont take kindly to shit like that!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:10 / 28.01.05
Yeah. That guy was all mouth and no trousers. Sure, he wrote a good fight, with all his "deftructive behaviourf" and shit, but confront him with a REAL pirate and he'd be crying like a baby. What a puffy.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:10 / 28.01.05
I'd so make him my 'special cabin boy'!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:15 / 28.01.05
Yeah, he'd be so made to... to do the dishes or something ? The git ?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:22 / 28.01.05
Dishes? No...he'd be used to collect incomming cannonballs.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
02:40 / 28.01.05


collecting cannonballs is too good for him. I say hang him from the yardarm and half measures of rum for a year...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:41 / 28.01.05
Lol! I was going to post a Chris Eliot pic. I love that movie. Its soo bad.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
02:52 / 28.01.05
Well... see the trouble is that what Colin really wants to be is a Cockney rapscallion. I gather there's some sort of problem with his bright-eyed ambitions on here at the moment, but all he wants to do is tip his tiffter to the knobs, charm all the ladies, pick a pocket or two, click his heels, invent a magic car, be brought up proper by a couple of professors, and then sail away on a magic brolly, doing his poetry thing in rhyming slang. And I can't help feeling that as his uncle, he's going to leave town disappointed. Unless, unless...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:43 / 28.01.05
yay! Finished early! I think I'm about to go home, shipmates!
Arr!
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:00 / 28.01.05
Arr! Stoatie, Arr! Indeed!
 
 
alas
22:45 / 28.01.05
Ahoy! Anyone on, or does everyone but me have a Friday night social life?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:51 / 28.01.05
Guess where I am?
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:04 / 28.01.05
Um ... same place as me, Stoats?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:06 / 28.01.05
Norway? Upper-Botswana?
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:07 / 28.01.05
Keep guessing Keggers, you've almost there ...
 
 
Bear
23:26 / 28.01.05
I have Georgia on my Mind - tonight has been a little too strange...
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:28 / 28.01.05
And now I have Willie Nelson singing " You Were Always On My Mind" in my mind.
 
  

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