I dunno... last time I got some sleep here I got yelled at and told I was supposed to be working... THEY can be notoriously unpredictable.

(btw- I've decided not to trouble the mods with those posts... they'd be here all night.)

iamus

23:54 / 29.01.05

I think it adds a bit of charm.

Alex's Grandma

00:11 / 30.01.05

Accentuate the Positive, man, and eliminate the Negative.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:48 / 30.01.05

*Yawn*

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:57 / 30.01.05

I want to eat something but I can't think of anything to eat and do I really want to eat something I can't tell if it's just I know I haven't eaten a lot today and I think I should I mean I am hungry but is it really worth the effort?

I mean, they don't teach this shit in school. It's hard. It happens, like, every day.

iamus

01:05 / 30.01.05

Eat your toenails. Full of protein (maybe) and minimum of effort.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:05 / 30.01.05

I hate that. I invariably force myself to make a decision one way or the other, and either end up starving or feeling sick.
It's a tough call.

Alex's Grandma

01:09 / 30.01.05

London is a bit much at times, people on the trains seem so lonely. It got on my nerves so much that I wrote a song about it. Really, all I need now is a singer who looks the part, and then I dare say everyone's quids in.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:15 / 30.01.05

I like my toenails! Well, I say like. I mean, they're ok. I like them where they are. They perform their purpose well. Which is, er... protecting the... soft bit of toe, right?

I had some pasta. It was good. I made the right choice! But I feel your pain, Stoatie! I always end up eating just because I'm bored. So I guess I wasn't that bored today. I could've sworn I was...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:18 / 30.01.05

I thought the "minimum of effort" thing was probably a bit weird as well... then I remembered nail scissors.

I've tried "making friends with" the lonely people on the trains, Alex. It gets you nothing but arrested. Writing songs is probably the healthier option. But don't sing them *to* the lonely people on the trains. That'll get you nothing but beaten up.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:19 / 30.01.05

Nude Naked Yoda Yoda's Penis Rare Star Wars anyone?

iamus

01:21 / 30.01.05

Don't get me wrong, the toenail is a wonderful thing, to be sure. It's just that little bit that grows on past the "sterile matrix" and serves no useful purpose that galls me a bit, surviving, as it does on my hard-earned energy. Those chemicals don't break themselves down you know!

Instead of just clipping the bastard you might as well digest and reassimilate it. Just to show it who's boss.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:23 / 30.01.05

Pasta tastes nicer, though. And it's ok, there was no effort involved! It was just sitting there, waiting for me.

iamus

01:28 / 30.01.05

But all those toenail overhangs are just rubbing their little.... edges..... together in anticipation of stealing all that pasta energy that could have been put to better use synthesising, like, eyebrows, and stuff.

Still, can't complain if it was just sitting there. I just see an opportunity to resolve both problems is all.

iamus

01:31 / 30.01.05

If it means anything, I hope you enjoyed the pasta.

What kind of sauce?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:31 / 30.01.05

I know there's something, possibly amusing, that I can say back to you, but I'm just too tired.

I think growing all these toenail overhangs is wearing me out.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:35 / 30.01.05

Umm... there wasn't any sauce there, so just put some bruschetta on it. Is that right? I'm not big on pasta. I did enjoy it, though. I just don't really like any of the sauces that seem to always knock around this house.

In fact when I was younger, all I ate with pasta was tomato kethcup. Now I've graduated to a tomato based pasta sauce. I have grown!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:37 / 30.01.05

Pasta with ketchup!

heh!

I was down the pub the other day with TangoMango (lilly's husband) and their 3-year old daughter, who kept getting us to pretend to eat imaginary food. Pasta and ketchup was high on the menu, as I recall.

iamus

01:39 / 30.01.05

Mmmmm.... bruschetta. Now you're making me hungry, but I think it's sufficiently late enough for me to ignore it until I decide to go to sleep.

I think another pot of peppermint tea should suffice.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:41 / 30.01.05

Oh, it's real alright! I still have it if there's nothing else! To be honest, even earlier, I'd got the ketchup out already, but there was barely any left, so I had to resort to... *gasp* opening a can! There was a little effort, it's true.

I've offended people when eating at their houses by having too much ketchup, apparently. It's not my fault if you only have the teeny bottles! I just can't help it!

iamus

01:43 / 30.01.05

You've offended more than one household with your ketchup burglary?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:47 / 30.01.05

Well, maybe not... my old girlfriend told me off once, and made me paranoid about it. So now I feel embarassed when people comment "Oh my, how much tomato sauce do you need?" - leave me alone with my eating ways! I like it!

I think this is all the product of me being a really fusser eater as a child. I mean, I didn't even like pizza. What the fuck? I kid you not when I say it took teenage mutant turtles to get me daring enough to try that particular delicacy.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:49 / 30.01.05

And I mean, sometimes, it's not like they've even got ketchup worth taking... accuse me of theiving quality ketchup all you want, and I'll hold my hands high.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:50 / 30.01.05

I have no time for your... lesser sauces!

iamus

01:50 / 30.01.05

My parent used to make pizzas from really cheap supermarket ready-made bases and stuff. Yech.

You know what? On a completely unrelated note, I've just remembered that I'm pissed off.

I went into my Forbidden Planet today to get the last WE3 (the same forbidden planet that told me it wouldn't be out till end of february) and the fuckers STILL don't have it.

Meludreen's feeling surly.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:52 / 30.01.05

I actually forgot to buy the 2nd one, and after that, I think I just gave up bothering to buy comics altogether.

I'm glad you posted before I decided to rampage the world stamping out sauce evil and enforcing a regime of tomato-based condiment.

iamus

01:57 / 30.01.05

As long as I can stash just a little mustard to use from time to time, then by all means, rampage away.

I haven't really collected comics properly since The Invisi... ah you know which one I mean. But a bit 'o' Morrison here and there is always worth a swatch.

Cunts.

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