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I do feel a bit of a minority here, but it's not like I'm trying to say the whole project was a waste of time or a disaster, by any means.
a time travel narrative this long and one that discusses a bit of free will versus destiny surely WAS planned far ahead. of course minor tweaks might have been done for the sake of fine tuning in the script.
Well, you would think. It felt like big letdowns in terms of narrative resonance to me. People are talking on the other, "GM Bites" thread, about the wonderful moments of emotional power he's produced in the past. I'm a sucker for those as much as anyone... I get wet eyes at the right pages of Doom Patrol, We3 and Animal Man. I didn't feel any kind of heartwrench in Seven Soldiers, because I didn't get to know any of the characters enough despite them each having four issues to themselves, and because nothing that happened to them seemed to really matter. Mister Miracle is always "dying". Klarion is a capricious, whimsical little devil whose change in loyalties just seemed like a teenage fad.
Zatanna turning to the fourth wall and appealing for the reader's help ~ like Mister Miracle "dying", we've already seen it in her miniseries. It's not a radical twist now; it's a replay. (He's already played that device enough in other comics anyway.)
The Guardian's embrace with his girl was presented as a Hollywood dramatic and romantic finale ~ you can almost hear the theme music rise ~ but is that really a big deal story development, even on a personal level? He fights with his fiancee and they make it up?
Frankenstein is pretty much wasted in the final issue, after taking such a heavyweight, promising role in the second half of the saga and becoming, for my money, one of the strongest characters. Here he gets one page and becomes a zombie slave.
Bulleteer... what kind of personal journey does she experience in this conclusion? She seems victim of everything that happens to her. She kills the Queen of the Sheeda by accident, without even realising she's in the middle of a war against an army that razed Camelot. She goes through this episode in a daze like a dumb pawn. Misty is apparently pwned within two pages, as well. A whole long-running, cross-issue story-strand, about the dice and Misty's true identity, is dropped because a cat gets the better of her. Again, Gloriana's defeat has nothing to do with Misty... it's just a superhero team-up with a magic sword and arrow.
And the big twist is carried by I, Spyder? How are we supposed to care about this guy, any more than we care that it's Zor (?) getting sewn inside the suit? Why are these narrative "revelations" focused on characters we've barely been introduced to, while the main, title figures are reduced to cameos?
Not to nitpick too much, but this issue isn't even out yet, and we therefore have no idea what it exactly is about. Apparently Robin is helping to find Teekl, but that's most of the info we have. It's not like the solicit says Klarion and Robin team-up to fight the Joker and save Gotham City, is it?
No, but it does seem a dramatic shift in tone that doesn't really tally with what we see of Klarion in this final issue.
And Klarion as a capricious, self-interested fairy-King with the wonder of a child sounds perfect to me, and seems to allow the character sgnificant movement around the DCU as both and antagonist and team-up buddy. I don't see where this contradicts anything.
Klarion as king of the army that destroyed several mortal civilisations doesn't contradict Klarion as Robin's pal seeking a lost cat?
Ironically, what was promised for Seven Soldiers is right here on page 1. Of course, this is DC solicit stuff and not straight from the mind of Grant Morrison, but honestly... look at what it claims, compared to how the series actually panned out. This isn't just me expecting a different sort of comic because I would have liked something different to what GM was actually writing: this is me expecting something because it was spelled out before Seven Soldiers #0.
A devastating global threat is on its way — one never imagined nor prepared for. It consumes entire civilizations and leaves behind only ruins. It razed Camelot and bombed the Rama kingdoms back to dirt. It strip-mines and enslaves whole cultures. Its hunger is unstoppable; its origins, unspeakable. Now this devouring empire of cruelty-without-limits has set its sights on the treasures of the 21st century.
And now it's wiped out in 2006, after millennia of successful ravaging, with a magic sword, a trick arrow and a car crash. What kind of global threat is that?
Seven reluctant champions must arise and somehow work together to save the world...without ever meeting one another.
Uh-huh. Depends on your definition of "meet". I suppose Klarion and Frankenstein aren't formally introduced, so they don't really meet despite having a conversation. Guardian and Bulleteer are in the same panel, but they don't know each other's names, so... yeah.
Who lives? Who dies? Who washes the dishes? Who betrays humankind to its once and future Enemy? Get the answers to these questions and many more
Do you see where I'm coming from, when these key questions were posed in the original solicits? Klarion's betrayal doesn't play like handing over humankind to its enemy. And we never found out who washed the dishes. |
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