At Jack the Bodiless's Halloween party there was someone dressed as the evil Queen from "the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" wandering around giving people Turkish delight. Downside was, of course, you were then enchanted by her evil magick.

Saint Keggers

23:45 / 17.12.04

Govern my tongue??? But my tongue does so so much good for so many people when left to its own...um (looking for word here...)!!!

Brigade du jour

23:55 / 17.12.04

Apparently Tilda Swinton is playing the Witch in the new film version.

Oh, and Keggers? It's ok, you don't really have to govern your tongue. Although, better you do than somebody else does, I suppose.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:57 / 17.12.04

Hmm... I've lost faith with Tilda Swinton since I found out she was in the Constantine movie.

Saint Keggers

23:58 / 17.12.04

Oh, if the right woman came along I supposed I'd let her govern my tongue... and a good time was had by all

Brigade du jour

23:58 / 17.12.04

I saw the trailer for that the other day. It looks ... okay, but then I never read the comic so I'm judging it purely on 'ooh look at the pretty colours and people smashing through walls' terms.

Saint Keggers

00:01 / 18.12.04

I've seen the trailer but not read the comic...the minute I read that they were making him American I smelled sellout. Fuck that.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:06 / 18.12.04

I fear that film. And not in a good way.

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:08 / 18.12.04

I was at Jack the Bodiless' Halloween party as the wardrobe. The fact that nobody noticed me was a tribute to my costume skeelz. Also, people had sex in me, which was gratifying. And hid from Michael Myers. And Michaela Strachan.

Michaela Strachan???

I'd hide from her. She has scary teeth.

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:14 / 18.12.04

Yes. A chthonic gate opened only when she needs to LET THE AIR OUT OF HER HEAD. Yes.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:15 / 18.12.04

I hear Dani Behr was behind that wardrobe.

Yes, that's right. I was the one who grassed her up.

ONLY NICE THINGS

00:19 / 18.12.04

Then they came for Eamonn Holmes. I laughed...

Brigade du jour

00:22 / 18.12.04

Usually people come ON Eamonn Holmes. I hear he's GMTV's foremost bukkake exponent.

Brigade du jour

00:24 / 18.12.04

The Deborah Harry Brigade, tone-lowerer extraordinary and plenipotentiary, takes a bow ...

Saint Keggers

00:26 / 18.12.04

You people and allyour foreign references have confruzed me...I need more wine.

Brigade du jour

00:30 / 18.12.04

Trust me Keggers, if you're unfamiliar with GMTV and all its nefarious works, you are much better off than us.

Woohoo! I win!

And your prize is ... a signed photo of Lorraine Kelly.

Lucky bastard.

Brigade du jour

00:44 / 18.12.04

What is it about Lorraine Kelly that kills threads? She seems so vivacious.

Saint Keggers

00:45 / 18.12.04

Who??

lekvar

00:46 / 18.12.04

C'mon, people, speak proper American.

Or we'll invade.

Love, the U.S.

Saint Keggers

00:47 / 18.12.04

Buwhahahahahaha! There there lil yankee...its all ok..the big bad foreigners wont take your suvs away...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:48 / 18.12.04

Jesus, that'd be weird. You guys would announce another invasion, Mr Tony's follow you all the way and we'd be in the strange situation of invading ourselves.

lekvar

00:50 / 18.12.04

Hey, what did I just say?!? Quit with the polyslsllsab... the pllysillabli... the big words!

Brigade du jour

00:50 / 18.12.04

She's another GMTV (Good Morning Tele Vision) alumnus. Lots of people find her squeaky, buxom, non-bleary-eyed, older-sister spiel rather annoying. I myself am not one of them. I think she's lovely.

Although she does have a newspaper column in which she reveals herself to be an ignoramus.

Saint Keggers

00:51 / 18.12.04

Ah..much like GWB and his podium...

Brigade du jour

00:51 / 18.12.04

Go on then, invade! I dare ya! Wimps.

Saint Keggers

00:52 / 18.12.04

They tried invading us once...we kicked their asses back home and burnt down their 'white'house... Its the least we could do.

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