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Professor Plumb, in the Lateshift With a Candlestick.

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:37 / 16.12.04
GROG!

The late shift doesn't have to comprehensible, does it?
 
 
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23:38 / 16.12.04
Ya know if I go downstairs and into the cupboard, I should find Port, and Wine, and maybe some other stuff....

Should I try this? Why the fuck am I even asking?
 
 
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23:39 / 16.12.04
The late shift doesn't have to comprehensible, does it?

EXACTLY!!!


.........should I search for alcohol........
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:40 / 16.12.04
Yes. Grog, especially. None o' your ninja sake shit.
 
 
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23:41 / 16.12.04
HEY!!!

Ok then, I'm off to look. 3 mins......
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:43 / 16.12.04
ooh! stoatie, if you can listen to the radio at work, you should have R1 on. Fabulous mix of JP tribute stuff. right now: No Fun.
 
 
Lurid Archive
23:43 / 16.12.04
I know I risk excommunication for this...but what exactly *is* grog?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 16.12.04
Bah. My work computer won't let me. No Peel for me.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:45 / 16.12.04
Grog... any combination if alcohlic? Usually beer-like? Cannot tell after playing Monkey Island.

Ahhh... Monkey Island...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:47 / 16.12.04
According to some online resource thingy that someone pulled up a couple years back, "grog" was actually... um... watered-down ale. Named after a captain who wore a grogham shirt, and was known as "captain Grog", iirc, who didn't want his crew shitfaced the whole time.

Of course, as all us true pirates know, grog's actually the manliest drink on the Seven Seas, and the above is just foul ninja propaganda.
 
 
Lurid Archive
23:49 / 16.12.04
And I´ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT, suedey?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:49 / 16.12.04
I water my ale down with... whisky. And rum.

In fact, rum and beer seems pirate-y enough. Let's go with that. Ninjas... pfff, they don't need to drink. They're all "ohhh, we'll be sber for our sneaky killings". I mean. Losers.
 
 
Lurid Archive
23:51 / 16.12.04
Hey cool.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:51 / 16.12.04
Although even without the booze, there's definitely something that says "alcoholic" about wandering around all day in your pyjamas...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:52 / 16.12.04
I dont get the point..... AT ALL. I'm liable to stab you to death with my cutlass, or I might just get my parrot to say rude things at you. I cannot say.

They call me the drunken sailor. I keep my nervous system in the bodies of ten drowned cats!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:52 / 16.12.04
stoatie: it doens't matter too much, you can just envisage yr favourite potential mix of Peel-centric tracks, and play it in yr head.

Alex Patterson/Steve Hillage ended with a glorious mix of gong/system 7/orb/clash. Yum.

And now some tasty Dave Clark - starting with a stuttery/pitch-stretched reading of the Shipping Forecast

(sorry all, I'm in musicgeek mode this evening)
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
23:53 / 16.12.04
ninjas don't drink alcohol, they drink blood.
 
 
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23:54 / 16.12.04
Well I'm going to firstly ingnore the ninja bashing....

Then say that I have pizza and beans, a vegetable samosa.......aaaaaaaaaaand PORT!

I opened the only bottle from downstairs. (I'll get whooped for that)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:57 / 16.12.04
Ninjas don't drink port. Get used to it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:58 / 16.12.04
Yeah. Even the very word "port" is nautical.
 
 
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23:58 / 16.12.04
......ok then, I'm no ninja today, fuck it.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:58 / 16.12.04
why? what's downstairs?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:58 / 16.12.04
I mean, c'mon, it's called PORT. Ninjas go on boats, they get shot up, yo.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:59 / 16.12.04
I'm so slow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:00 / 17.12.04
See. Me shipmate Suedey and I both know these things. Arr.
 
 
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00:00 / 17.12.04
why? what's downstairs?

A cupboard that sometimes has bottles in it. My Mam and Stepdad very rarely drink, but they get bottles in for just incase, that I pinch from.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:01 / 17.12.04
ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Call me Guybrush.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:01 / 17.12.04
Ah. That makes sense. I thought you lived above a very poorly stocked off-licence.
 
 
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00:02 / 17.12.04
No, but that would be fun, real fun.
 
 
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00:03 / 17.12.04
Hows work tonight? Did the new guy turn up?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:06 / 17.12.04
Yeah. But someone else phoned in. Swings and roundabouts, really. Fortunately Blunkett's pushed all the other news out so it's nowhere near as bad as it could be.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:07 / 17.12.04
"phoned in SICK", that should have been.
 
 
Mazarine
00:07 / 17.12.04
Just cause ninjas don't drink swill does NOT mean we don't drink. We drink sake, you flea bitten bitches. Hot as the blood of freshly killed victims, designated by the shogun, who pays for our drinks.

Now. If we could drop this, I'll go back to being the snuggly ninja with nerf shuriken that you all know and love.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:09 / 17.12.04
designated by the shogun, who pays for our drinks

Working for the Man.
 
 
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00:09 / 17.12.04
Oh I got you with the phoned in, that made sense.

Now for a very embarrasing moment for me my friend :

Where do you work and what do you do?

*I.Feel.Stupid.*
 
  

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