Professor Plumb, in the Lateshift With a Candlestick.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:09 / 17.12.04

I realise that we've moved beyond this, but I've found a ninja who is at home in the sea

00:11 / 17.12.04

I'm a press monitor.

That is, I read newspapers. For a living. How fucked-up is that?

00:12 / 17.12.04

RUM!

That is all.

00:13 / 17.12.04

Batman = pirate?

Lurid Archive

00:14 / 17.12.04

I read newspapers. For a living

Doesn't that mean you know everything, stoatmeister?

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:14 / 17.12.04

I thought you lived above a very poorly stocked off-licence.

Yeah, me too.

But, more importantly, i have a brand-new Barbecrush, and it is of course Sally Dammerung for this:

Just cause ninjas don't drink swill does NOT mean we don't drink. We drink sake, you flea bitten bitches. Hot as the blood of freshly killed victims, designated by the shogun, who pays for our drinks.

*swoon*

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00:14 / 17.12.04

AAARGH!

But you must be hella clued up though.

Sally : I love you so much, you are one cool sister. I'm going to have to Barbequote that if I don't get beaten to it, and also Barbecrush you.

00:15 / 17.12.04

He's a fucking ninja, goddamnit!

batman=ninja

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00:16 / 17.12.04

HAHA! My Goddess! My lateshifts are filled with the most unusual sychronicities.

We posted that in the same minute too.

00:18 / 17.12.04

I'd watch a Batman movie where he trained to be a pirate. He's missing a few tricks, I think.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:18 / 17.12.04

Thank you Meme and Vahku.

Actually, if we consult Batman: The Animated Series, while Batman considered himself a ninja, his old martial arts sensei considered him a samurai.

But he's most certainly not a goddamn pirate, Suedey. You get the Joker, and that is it. Back to your tugboat.

00:20 / 17.12.04

Yeah, but we get Han Solo too. And he's WAY cooler than Bats. (See that, Mr Byrne? I called him "Bats"! HAHAHA!!! ahem. Sorry.)

00:21 / 17.12.04

Johnny Depp is with me. I know I am on the side of the righteous.

00:22 / 17.12.04

Han SHOT first! BAtman? "Oooh, I can't have a gun except in really badly written morality issues!" = loser.

00:24 / 17.12.04

And how many times did Batman get mutinied against? That's right, none. Besides, Johnny Depp was also played J.M. Barie, in whose books the pirates lost every fucking time.

00:24 / 17.12.04

And Han Solo's a smuggler, not a pirate.

00:25 / 17.12.04

Only because pirates don't win Oscars.

Bed Head

00:25 / 17.12.04

Hello again. HELLOOO, even. I’ll try not to wander off this time.

Oooh. The Depp connection makes Willy Wonka a pirate, too. *That’s* how it works. You dreamed the JM Barrie mivie, Sally. No-one else here saw it or knows what you're talking about.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:26 / 17.12.04

Space pirate! With a gun and NO honour. Duh.

00:26 / 17.12.04

Ahem.

"How you doin', you old pirate? It's so good to see you". Lando Calrissian, Empire Strikes Back.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:26 / 17.12.04

oh, this old pirates/ninjas thing. so tired

especially as it's pretty damn obvious, as Depp or not, ninjas win on cool alone.

00:27 / 17.12.04

Bed Head is with us! Seriously, I'm not sure I even liked Johnny Depp that much before the pirate... but now, everything he does has some worth. Non-ninja worth and all.

He lives in France drinking cheap wine every day, after all.

00:28 / 17.12.04

When I was little, I thought ninjas were cool.
However, since that time, I have grown up. Pirates are cool.

Bed Head

00:29 / 17.12.04

On Han: I think pirates are allowed to do a little smuggling on the side. So long as it doesn’t constitute their primary income.

On Depp: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Depp.

00:29 / 17.12.04

I second that. I'm so gay for him.

00:30 / 17.12.04

Oooh. The Depp connection makes Willy Wonka a pirate, too. *That’s* how it works. You dreamed the JM Barrie mivie, Sally. No-one else here saw it or knows what you're talking about.

Did I dream Once Upon a Time in Mexico? He was definitely a ninja there. The CIA doesn't employ pirates. You can't be a good clandestine agent if you won't bathe.

00:31 / 17.12.04

What's up, Bed Head? When're we going to see more of those Barbelith trumps?

Oh, and Suedey...Batman=winner. You don't need guns when you've mastered hypnotism and the touch of death.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:32 / 17.12.04

On Depp: Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Depp.

Fair point. Can we share him. I doubt he'd mind

Brigade du jour

00:32 / 17.12.04

I think I'll be a ninja and a pirate. I'll sit on me boat, arrr ... idly scratchin' me sweaty bollocks while contemplatin' the options for takin' down that mutinous first mate without actually havin' to move me Japanese cutlass arrrr ...

00:32 / 17.12.04

Batman doesn't kill people! He's not even a ninja, I mean...

The Puck

00:33 / 17.12.04

Hi guys, its weird to know im not the only insomnac in the world.

and for the record im not guy, but would reconsider for Depp

HCE

00:34 / 17.12.04

I've got that Proust summary for you, or at least Swann's Way:

Marcel notes that aspargus makes his pee smell.

Brigade du jour

00:35 / 17.12.04

Actually fuck it, ninjas are twats. Or they would be if they meant anything at all. Ever.

00:35 / 17.12.04

No-one ever said that you were guy, punky.

I'd be gay for Gene Wilder, but not Depp.