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Professor Plumb, in the Lateshift With a Candlestick.

 
  

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Saint Keggers
00:50 / 16.12.04
Hello Dr. Nick! (in the voice of everybody)
 
 
Mazarine
00:57 / 16.12.04
Mmmmm... everywhere the simple flare of iodine. Sup baby?
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
00:59 / 16.12.04
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:01 / 16.12.04
Yo.
 
 
Mazarine
01:08 / 16.12.04
Biscuits are le yum.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:13 / 16.12.04
I prefer Rhumballs... and chocolate chip peanut butter cookies..and... CHEESECAKE!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:17 / 16.12.04
ooh! ooh! One of the pubs I drink in has Christmas pudding cheesecake! It's the best anything ever!
 
 
netbanshee
01:21 / 16.12.04
lo, all. I love cheesecake. Though if you ask my two old roomies about an episode I had involving having nothing to eat but a freshly made cake in the fridge, I'll be upset.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:22 / 16.12.04
Seeign as how I've never had christmas pudding I can neither agree or disagree with what you've said. The best cheesecake I've had also came from a pub. It was Baile's Irish Cream cheesecake. A friend of mine calls it sex on a plate.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:24 / 16.12.04
Never had Christmas pudding?
Is it just a British thing? Fuck...
If I'm ever in the Land of the Moose I'll be sure to drop some round...
 
 
netbanshee
01:27 / 16.12.04
Christmas pudding and cheesecake at the local pub? Sounds good. Well, you learn something new every day. Yesterday I found out that my kitten enjoys tortillas.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:28 / 16.12.04
Must be a brit thing, but I shall look for one when I go out shopping.
 
 
netbanshee
01:31 / 16.12.04
I did have my first Rhumball (sp?) sometime last week as well. Seems like everyone's enjoying a much richer and fuller life than I.

Is everyone consuming a form of grain at least?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:32 / 16.12.04
Im consuming tea.
 
 
netbanshee
01:43 / 16.12.04
Tonight is the first time in a month I'm indulging in some sort of brew. Figured I would have a few and have an off night for once.

Beyond just being too busy to enjoy the finer things in life, I'm trying to take it easy before the holiday party at work next week. First one I'll be attending at this workplace, but apparently there's going to be pool tables and strippers distributing drinks during the day. Should be interesting. Though by all means warranted for the effort the boss likes to see from our crew. And before anyone asks, we are Equal Opportunity Employers. We have both a male and female distribution set up for all to enjoy.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:47 / 16.12.04
We have both a male and female distribution set up for all to enjoy.

They distribute males and females at this shindig? Now that is a party favor!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:48 / 16.12.04
I never thought I'd say this, but tonight I'm thanking God for the existence of David Blunkett (ex-Home Secretary). His resignation under a cloud today has meant there's no other news in the papers. At all. Which can only make work easier for me!
 
 
netbanshee
01:54 / 16.12.04
Yay. All for an easier work day... or night.

Yes Kegs, we do get good party favors at this place. Last year I got a nice civil dinner with an out of touch older crew. Two weeks later I got laid off. I'm thinking this place is probably going to be better. If anyone lives on the US Eastern seaboard and needs a job, you still have over a week to get your butt in for an interview. Believe me though, a "reward" like this is completely justified.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:55 / 16.12.04
What was the cloud? Is it still that pesky war in iraq thing?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:56 / 16.12.04
No; he fast-tracked a visa application for the nanny of the woman he was having an affair with.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:58 / 16.12.04
Whats the job?
 
 
netbanshee
02:03 / 16.12.04
We're an irreverent ad firm run by a bald man with, um, issues. You might have caught his visage as the "Angry White Man" hanging in the latest Real World house (weird story) in you were flipping through channels. If you can handle account management, promotion, or some form off graphic design, you're welcome to be a candidate.

Personally, I'd consider Barbelith candidates above all others.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:05 / 16.12.04
Whats the name of the firm and can I work from home?
 
 
netbanshee
02:10 / 16.12.04
Gyro Worldwide. We got Puma back up on it's feet and all over the place. Gyro also handles all sorts of other brands that we can get our hands on. We also make films and animations for the Bikini Bandits.

Unfortunately, the boss gets angry when you do decide to go home. He should be gone for a month after the holidays to shoot his pet project in Africa somewhere. So maybe if you could slip in...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:14 / 16.12.04
Oh..I meant never actually showing up to work and just doing my work at home...actually I meant not working and collecting my pay... can I do that? Can I? Pleease?
 
 
netbanshee
02:17 / 16.12.04
I might have to get "on" an account manager for that, but what would I get in return? Hopefully more than a sense of well being... and an angry ladyfriend.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:18 / 16.12.04
Gratitude..from me and maybe from the account manager.
 
 
netbanshee
02:28 / 16.12.04
Well, I'll see how it goes. Can't guarantee anything though. Except for the fact that I will continue drop articles from the beginning of sentences and lead with verbs all the time. Maybe I need some assistance in other areas.
 
 
netbanshee
02:32 / 16.12.04
It seems that it's getting a bit late for some folk. Where's everyone going if not to bed?

So Kegs, I have to say, for as many posts as I've dropped in the past few years, it's never really been my thing to post in the lateshift. Nice place you keep here. What keeps you going?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:38 / 16.12.04
The person with a hot poker standing behind me
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:46 / 16.12.04
The Late Shift R0xx0R5.

Ahem.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:49 / 16.12.04
Indeed we do!
 
 
netbanshee
02:53 / 16.12.04
Good to hear. Now a serious question.

When does a new thread start and, *cough*, where to the old ones go? I'm all about mysticism, so if you say page 3, I'll be frightfully disappointed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:55 / 16.12.04
(spookily) You just know when the time is right.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:02 / 16.12.04
Ah yes..the sacred rite of the Lateshift thread creation. Good times..good times..
 
  

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