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The Late Shift Remembers

 
  

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Saint Keggers
01:54 / 23.11.04
My father used to always say he had to see a man about a horse. He never mentioned a man about town.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:56 / 23.11.04
No i didnt get a hole in it. I just got so annoyed with everyone and all the name changes and not know who was who and all the rigamarol that went along with it. You know what they say: If you cant beat 'em...
 
 
Sekhmet
01:59 / 23.11.04
I'd be scared to change my suit. Hardly anyone knows who I am anyway. Tryin' to establish some sort of 'Lith cred or something, which is probably misguided.

But I have cider and soon the Daily Show will be on.

Have y'all noticed how often the Daily Show seems to interrupt the Late Shift?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:00 / 23.11.04
Well I get my Daily show an hour from now... I shall call the producers and ask them to show it at a more fitting time. Their inconsideration is what lost us the war.
 
 
Sekhmet
02:09 / 23.11.04
It's a re-run anyway. Craptastic. It's comic books for me, then.

Whatcha dinking tonight, peoples?
 
 
Sekhmet
02:10 / 23.11.04
Drinking, that is.

In my case: too much, apparently....
 
 
betty woo
02:11 / 23.11.04
Sekhmet: I hear you on that. Fridgemagnet and I were recently grousing on LJ about how we used to be known around here, but have vanished into obscurity due to a lack of posting. If I change my suit, how will anyone know who I am?

Actually, that might not be a bad thing.

The Office: I think it's funnier if you've spent time in bad office environments. I found it amusing, but a bit over the top.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:12 / 23.11.04
Im drinking Canada Dry. (the soft drink... should the funding come through I will attempt to actually drink canada dry.... every man must have a goal.)

AFAIK The Daily Show is always a repeat on mondays. And they dont show it on fridays. So really you're only gettin 3 new Daily Shows a week. (counts on fingers to makes sure he did the math right...) Yup. Only 3 new shows a week.
 
 
subcultureofone
02:20 / 23.11.04
the every-other-daily show?

good evening everyone
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:22 / 23.11.04
Look at all the new lateshiftees! wow. I feel like a cult leader... everyone, grab some complementary lateshift kool-aid!
 
 
subcultureofone
02:22 / 23.11.04
last time it was bleach
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:23 / 23.11.04
I think Bill Gates has secret programs running on my computer that are solely there to prevent me from winning at solitaire!
 
 
betty woo
02:23 / 23.11.04
Ah, I probably won't be here long - just procrastinating on my nano novel.

If anyone could drink Canada dry, I'd believe it was you, Bitter. I've heard the legendary tales...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:28 / 23.11.04
What tales? Has Monstre been saying stuff she shouldnt have?
 
 
betty woo
02:33 / 23.11.04
Naw. I'm just trying to make you paranoid.

Or is that trying to relieve your paranoia? I can never remember.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:37 / 23.11.04
Thankfully I can always blame everything I didnt in my past on my evil twin brother. He's the one with the goatee.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:39 / 23.11.04
Thankfully I can always blame everything I didnt in my past on my evil twin brother. He's the one with the goatee.
 
 
Sekhmet
03:07 / 23.11.04
And he's the one who double posts. Right?

Hi everybody!
 
 
Sekhmet
03:13 / 23.11.04
What flavor is the Kool-Aid? Red or purple?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:19 / 23.11.04
sigh....Red and Purple are colours not flavours. The Flavour of the Kool-Aid will be Grape. It will be served from the community shrunken head skull mug. Mood enhancing music will be played on the theremin. You may dance if you wish.
 
 
Sekhmet
03:23 / 23.11.04
When we're talking Kool-Aid, Red and Purple are flavors. Same as Gatorade.

Oooh, I like the mug...


*plays "I Know Who Betty Woo (and Fridgemagnet Too)" on the theramin*
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:31 / 23.11.04
"When we're talking Kool-Aid, Red and Purple are flavors. Same as Gatorade."

That is so wrong. I even double checked it on their website. Dont make me yell "Hey Kool-Aid!" cause you know that annoying a-hole is going to burst through the wall and go all sugar rush on your ass!
 
 
Sekhmet
03:32 / 23.11.04
Hey, Keg... Bitter suiters... that Kool-Aid's making me feel... sleepy...

*yawn*

I think I haveta go bed now...

*thunk*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:33 / 23.11.04
I WIN!!!




Godd night Sekhmet!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
04:28 / 24.11.04
I'm stopping in on my WORST DAY AT WORK EVAH! and wanted to see who was around.

It's either this or post in my livejournal, and no one wants to read that.
 
 
Papess
05:13 / 24.11.04
Hiya SR! Want some Ringolo Pie?

How ya doing?
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
22:05 / 24.11.04
drunk.STOP trying not to fall on head.STOP keyboard is in hieroglyphics.STOP help.STOP
 
 
subcultureofone
22:29 / 24.11.04
would you like a pillow? or an ambulance?
 
 
Olulabelle
22:45 / 24.11.04
I would like a pillow. over my head. But not an ambulance thanks.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:04 / 24.11.04
could I ask for a pillow and an ambulance without seeming greedy?
 
 
Bed Head
23:11 / 24.11.04
In my day, we just asked for a bowl or a bucket. Depending on what we’d been drinking. And then crawled off to purge.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:19 / 24.11.04
Kids these days are just lightweights. A hollowed-out stone was all I had.
 
 
subcultureofone
23:28 / 24.11.04
several years ago, a local artist bought an old ambulance.

it said 'ambulance- emergency rescue unit' on the side.

he altered it to say 'ambivalence- emotional rescue unit'.

perhaps one of those filled with pillows?
 
 
betty woo
23:31 / 24.11.04
Ha! Having your stone pre-hollowed out is a luxury. We had to carve our own when I was a kid.

inchocolate: I'm fresh out of ambulances, but I could send round a witch doctor if you think it would help.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:47 / 24.11.04
OMG! I cant't believe how spoiled the young'uns are! I never had no stone. When I was a child I just a cactus. If we were going to puke we just cramed that cactus down our throats. The cactus blocked the puke and the pain blockd the gag reflex. And the blood. The blood washed away that day after hairy tongue taste.

ps Hi All
 
  

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