BARBELITH underground
 

Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.


What up, dork elite? PICS

 
  

Page: 12(3)45678... 11

 
 
Lord Morgue
12:14 / 25.09.04
"max_user_connections" would SO rule as a ficsuit name.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
12:14 / 25.09.04
Ha ha! Jack, you are hilarious. Fire mixes quite well with fire.

This is the best thread in ages.
 
 
Lord Morgue
12:17 / 25.09.04
Fire and fire make... more fire!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA! BURN IT ALLL!!!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
12:42 / 25.09.04
I'll shout it out why Rage still shows up here,
Because after all, she is you and me.

Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name? Oh yeah!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:38 / 25.09.04
Mordant, that citrophobe thing was a big mixup--it's Sekhmet, not me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:59 / 25.09.04
Oh. So you're more concerned about the citrophobe thing than everyone knowing you lick urinal patties?
 
 
w1rebaby
23:58 / 25.09.04
lemon colin search #1
 
 
flufeemunk effluvia
04:04 / 26.09.04
It is full of sour lovings.
 
 
Lord Morgue
06:33 / 26.09.04
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
10:20 / 26.09.04
Oh well, it looks like Rage has moved on again in her eternal crusade to shut fick up so we can get back to our Sunday dinners and reading the papers in pipe and slippers.
 
 
Lord Morgue
14:45 / 26.09.04
I did but see her passing by,
she stuck her finger in my eye
 
 
Haus of Mystery
16:20 / 26.09.04
This is like a parody of a Barbelith thread.
 
 
bio k9
17:54 / 26.09.04
Yes, but Is Barbelith Dying?
 
 
■
20:54 / 26.09.04
I refer the honourable member to the death and rebirth thread at GoldenBough.com.
 
 
bio k9
03:35 / 27.09.04
Can you post a link? Cause I'm wayyyy too fucking lazy to look for it.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
05:35 / 27.09.04
Is Barbelith smiting? Getting Old Testementy on yo' arse?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
05:49 / 27.09.04
Loomis, yay indeed it is a Sipmsons reference.

Q. How many barbefolk does it take to respond to a post by Rage?

A. 14 to make sarky witicisms (myself included if I'm lucky).
3 to cross the line of acceptable insulting.
12 to discuss the quality of the insulting.
4 to make rather mediocre responses
11 to discuss how some insults affect more people then just Rage.
9 protogoth fanboys to say how lovely she looks, even if no pitcures are posted.
3 to ask about Ragelith
1 to kind of half apologise for the type of insults that were levied although in no way offer apology that they were levied at Rage.
6 to ask if Barbelith is dying.
4918 to ask if we all can't just get along.
 
 
deja_vroom
10:04 / 27.09.04
Jade, wouldn't you like to post some pictures here as well? Before the legshag pile-on?

My pleasure, you cunt. (Not Work-Safe)
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:07 / 27.09.04
Could somebody who isn't at work establish whether that is SFW or not and PM me if it needs cleaning up?

Jade, you need to learn to take yourself less seriously. God knows, we do.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
10:39 / 27.09.04
 
 
deja_vroom
10:50 / 27.09.04
But, on a sidenote, this isn't about taking *me* seriously, it's about taking *you* seriously. I don't have a problem with you occasionaly climbing up Mount Arsehollery, God knows we're all guilty of that one time or the other. I do have a problem, however, with your unwillingess to climb *down* from it after you spend some time up there, refusing, for example, a request for the sort of polite mutual non-acknowledgement between strangers who find they don't have much to say to or to gain from each other. Let me apologize in advance if the tone of my PM was too aggressive; my intention was to convey irritation, not offensiveness. However, I still think I deserved a more serious answer. And this explains my point of not taking *you* seriously:

If you say outright that you're just not taking me seriously, doesn't matter what I say or ask of you - If you're not inclined to use even an ounce of consideration with me, why should I have some sort of respectful attitude towards you? You only get what you give, child.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:56 / 27.09.04
Damn, forgot to add in my above post that everyone will be victimized by Haus.



Grrr. I'm a (real live) tiger.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:57 / 27.09.04
Gosh. IS *that* what Jade looks like? I had no idea...

*Please* let me share your PM, Jade. It's comedy gold.
 
 
deja_vroom
11:01 / 27.09.04
Back to that? Really not interested in sorting this out as a grown-up? Mmm, good. Can live with that.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:07 / 27.09.04
Hmmm... what kind of "polite request" features the sort of insulting language you put into your angry, angry PM, Jade? If you insult me and wank on about how much better you are than everyone else, what do you expect in return but mockery? How do you expect to be treated like an adult, or demand that other people behave in an "adult" fashion when you have already called me a cunt in-thread?

You're behaving like a halfwit, Jade, but more to the point you're behaving like a big hypocrite. You have sought to escalate the level of rudeness at every turn, while also attempting to claim the high ground, and I'm afraid that if I find that demands my amusement rather than my respect, that's really not my problem.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:19 / 27.09.04
Did anyone else who bought the Guardian on Saturday notice that the front cover of Weekend made Gordon Brown look like an absolute pervert? Seriously, his expression is just completely filthy: like he's been browsing pornography and just seen something that he likes. "Hel-looo there..."
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
11:19 / 27.09.04
This is like nuclear fusion, but with uptight wankers instead of atoms. Who else votes to bury this thread now, and sow the ground with salt lest something try to grow here again?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
11:22 / 27.09.04
Maybe that was his entry for the "Dodgy Uncle Kevin" contest.

"Would YOU like to buy some puppies?"
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:24 / 27.09.04
Gosh. Thanks for adding that, Beard Hunter. Great that you have so much to add to Barbelith. Haven't we already had this conversation?

This remains, as was observed above, the best thread ever. But what happened to Rage? There are pussies going totally unpreached over here.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:24 / 27.09.04
I chased my partner round the house holding the magazine in front of my face shouting 'Kiss me!'. I love weekends.
 
 
deja_vroom
11:26 / 27.09.04
Hmmm... what kind of "polite request" features the sort of insulting language you put into your angry, angry PM, Jade

For which I honestly apologized.

...wank on about how much better you are than everyone else

Mmm?? Don't particularly remember this one.

How do you expect to be treated like an adult, or demand that other people behave in an "adult" fashion when you have already called me a cunt in-thread?

That, if you were following, was the only answer I felt was right after having my request ignored and "not taken seriously". Later, I posted again, and explained why I did that: If you say outright that you're just not taking me seriously, doesn't matter what I say or ask of you - If you're not inclined to use even an ounce of consideration with me, why should I have some sort of respectful attitude towards you? You only get what you give, child.

If I thought I had the slightest chance of getting an answer from you that was not shouted from atop Mount Arsehollery, I would never had ruined my chances of coming to terms with you insulting you. I'm not apologizing for calling you a cunt, I think it was a rather nice expletive.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:29 / 27.09.04
I chased my partner round the house holding the magazine in front of my face shouting 'Kiss me!'. I love weekends.

I drew two speech bubbles coming from his mouth. One said "That's it... Take them off..." and the other said merely "Ughmm" (spelling?). I love you, Mr Bizunth.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:48 / 27.09.04

Mmm?? Don't particularly remember this one.


Well, I could post your angry angry PM...

I didn't say I wasn't going to treat you with consideration, you big hypocrite. I responded to an abusive PM (for which you "honestly apologised" 4 days later - would have loved to have seen you at Yalta - and, as it happens, while I was answering, so I did not see that "apology") before I posted my request to be allowed to share your angry, angry PM) with the respect its abusive tone deserved. I'd be happy to publish those PMs, if you're game.

In the meantime, I am happy to treat you with consideration, especially with consideration for the fact that you are a hypocrite who is likely to lose his shit completely if not treated with a level of respect his actions clearly do not merit. I'd be happy to use exactly that level of consideration. If you'd like another level of consideration, maybe you should stop behaving like an enormous hypocrite and losing the aforementioned shit, and see how that works for you.
 
 
Sax
11:56 / 27.09.04
Mountains have been climbed, shit has been lost and female genitalia have been invoked.

Time for some gags now. Or limericks.
 
 
w1rebaby
12:04 / 27.09.04
barbelith is dying
 
  

Page: 12(3)45678... 11

 
  
Add Your Reply