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PhatMikey

23:16 / 12.08.05

Hi Gek!

Thanks for your help earlier, I got my job back!

Anyway, here's another thing you might be able to help with, I've been meaning to ask your help about this for a while, but I'm a massive procrastinator.

There's a girl I met a while ago (Jane, I believe), who was not in a good way, she had started a job that she didn't really like, and she was very unhappy. Please could you help her either get used to the job, and deal with any issues she has about it, and end up liking it? Or could you help her find a different job that she's happier with? Either way, can you help her be in a happier situation?

Thanks Gek! In return, I've got you some organig milk, a cup of tea, some sultana cookies, and a chocolate and orange cereal bar. Enjoy!

Mike.

PhatMikey

14:10 / 13.08.05

Hello again!

Seeing as I've got my job back, could you please make sure that they pay me my back pay without me having to pay tax on it. An "ex gratia" sort of thing, I believe. Also, please could you ensure that they don't screw up my income tax deductions, and I only pay what I have to to the tax man.

I'd also like you to ensure that I have enough holiday pay left to cover me going to Thailand later this year, and doing the other things I may need time off to do.

In return you get this glass of (posh M&S organic) milk, a cup of tea, a fruit and yoghurt cereal bar thing, a banana, and four yummy sultana cookies. If all goes well, I'll also dedicate some broccoli or broccoli-based food to you at the work canteen.

Thanks Gek, you're brilliant!

Mike.

The Tower Always Falls

17:19 / 14.08.05

Man, GEK. I don't what's up but I need a kick in the ass to focus myself lately. Every time I try to sit down to write or even plan to I get distracted by meaningless, piddly crap. Not asking for much, maybe just a bit of a clamp on my flighty nature for a bit so I don't feel like I'm completely wasting my time on my days off. We're heading to a birthday party for a tiny human and everything I eat there will be for you. I'll aim for the sweets. Thanks.

Unicornius

16:13 / 18.08.05

Thanx I guess, not exactly what i asked for but fun nonetheles... kind of.

Eskay Uno

20:58 / 19.08.05

GEK!

I need your help, dude. I can't find my yellow diskette - you know, the one with the AKZ script on it. Please help me find it tonight! A brownie to get you going, some milk when we celebrate. Cheers.

The_Player

12:38 / 22.08.05

Good morning Gek.

Gek, I know you have really really helped me in old times; but now, this request is top-nedded. It´s the utmost bad situation for me.

Please, help me with Luciana, that everything works like all the old times, that there's nothing new in my life with her. I can't sustain anything new now, and she cannot leave her College.

We need to be much more mature before anything more serious happen between her and me.

Thanks, a lot of thanks in advance.

Player.

The Tower Always Falls

17:49 / 22.08.05

Hey GEK, thanks for the focus earlier. I may play with you brother IMP to further take advantage of that but...

Anyway, on a more mundane job note. I really could use this change. It seems like all the pieces are in place, but I really could use this particular potential job as a way out of my rut and into something that I may actually love. I'm going to pick up some of that homemade ice cream from the store next to the press, so I'll plan to have some of that with that strawberry cheesecake I made to help you out. Little treats shall be provided for you during the week. Any help is wecome. Thanks GEK my dear.

the Fool

03:27 / 23.08.05

Thanks for all the help recently Gek, I got your favourite - a yummy yummy timtam!!! ...and some fizzy sugar to go with it... mmmm...

lotsa luv

the Fool

The_Player

12:54 / 31.08.05

Good morning, Gek.

Thanks, thanks a lot; everything is fine between us now, and I'm here to give a big "Thank you", and to make another milk and cookies sacrifice.

Thanks again,
Player.

Fritz K Driftwood

01:44 / 01.09.05

Gek, thanks for the job help!

I have 3 chocolate & raspberry rugalah coming your way. I very much need apartment locating help. Specifically, an apartment in SF proper and something that Fred will consent to live in. Thanks!

Tamayyurt

10:36 / 02.09.05

I've got a nice warm coffee with your name on it Gek.

Unicornius

22:59 / 06.09.05

Hi Gek.
I need your help with my working tomorrow. And my ring. Capucchino and a chocolate donut is on the way.

Tnx in advance

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

15:38 / 07.09.05

Gek, a quick prayer. You're good with computer stuff (we know this from experience with each other).

Just installed a whole bunch of Windows patch shit on my machine so I could use the network at my residence, but now my internet's weird and iffy. The tech guy says its a software glitch. Could you please fix it, Gek?

Lemme go see if I can find a place that does nice, good, gooey cookies. Really nice ones.

gale

15:58 / 07.09.05

Gek, please give my son a wonderful first day of school and--oh heck--a wonderful year!!
M&Ms as soon as I sign off.

FinderWolf

12:52 / 08.09.05

Hi Gek - would like to request a major breakthrough in my acting class; I'd like to get more consistently loosened up and free during class, auditions, etc. Help me get to the next level and get deeper into stuff. Inspired by the previous poster and a love for the darn things, lots of M&Ms coming your way soon (and some of those Double Stuff Oreos I have at home, maybe some of the ice cream too). Thanks.

Unicornius

16:33 / 08.09.05

Tnx for the ring Gek.

And help with my cell phone. Ppppplease. Thanx. And to third the offeering some M&M's.
Cheers.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

19:43 / 08.09.05

Gek, had a cookie with lunch for ya. Thanks, things are workin fine!

Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name

23:20 / 09.09.05

Gek, thanks for the help with the real estate issues. Everything worked out in the end. I'm going on holiday soon, one in which I may also be looking for a new job. Please ensure that everything goes smoothly with the holiday and the job hunt. I dedicate some lovely mithai (indian sweets) such gulab jamun, burfi, and rasmulai to you. I may even have some baklava too. Thx.

Unicornius

13:48 / 10.09.05

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, GEK.

FinderWolf

16:59 / 12.09.05

hi Gek - can you help keep things smooth with my roommate and help us to have a very fun, enjoyable year together (getting along well, maybe she can clean up after herself a bit more, etc.). Thanks - more M&Ms coming your way, it's been a steady stream lately. Oh, and please do what you can to ensure that I will be able to keep the apt. to myself come Sept. 2006 or even earlier, with me being able to comfortably afford it financially for many months to come...

Unicornius

20:09 / 14.09.05

Hi gek. can you help me get transfered to back office please?.

A three milks cake and capucchino coming.. Tnx

fuckbaked

12:52 / 18.09.05

Hello Gek. It's nice to meet you. :-) As soon as I leave work (which will be soon) I'm going to get a really good smoothie for you (if I don't get the smoothie right after work, I'll get it ASAP). I'd like help with 2 things. The first, which is really really important, is that I need help with school. I need to get my motivation back, and I need to pass everything in the meantime. There's a certain class that I'm really worried about. You probably know which one. I also sort of need help getting used to my current school (which I really can't call my new school, but it feels that way still). Ok, so my second request is for you to help me get over the illnesses that are currently making me sick. It would be really great if you could help me with either of these. I realize that I'm asking for a lot, and I'll get more good sweets for you later.

Tamayyurt

14:55 / 18.09.05

Unicornius- A three milks cake and capucchino coming.

Mmmm... un tres leches! Gek will love you for it.

Unicornius

16:57 / 22.09.05

That's what I'm counting on Alex.

THANK YOU GEK!!!!!!

Gek you are so wonderful. Thank you so much. :-) *huggles for you Gek*. I'm getting healthier, and I feel really good. I've also become quite motivated to do my schoolwork, and I'm doing well in school. I'm still a bit worried, but I'm very hopeful, and I think things will work out well. It's not just that I'm working hard again, but also that I've become rather insightful about why I lost my motivation and what I need to do to fix the situation that I've created, and I'm doing it.

Oh I've got a peanut butter/chocolate snack bar that I'll eat for you right now. I don't know if you like them, but I do, so hopefully you will, too. If you see anything that I'm eating that you like, anytime, you're welcome to it. I love you Gek. *huggles*

The_Player

23:02 / 29.09.05

Gek, old pal,

Now I have a very very personal plea. Or more professional... I dunno. But here is my need:

I began working, this week, in a wonderful businness. Lots of oportunity to everyone and everybody that gets some strength, will, and intelligence.

That's my plea: please, please pretty please, help me have all the willpower, the strength, the intelligence, the wisdom (and the LUCK of course) to go well in this new job, to make friends there, and to solve all the problems that come to my hands. Please, Gek, help me.

Eating cookies and milk for you right now...

Player

Tamayyurt

13:00 / 03.10.05

Hey Gek,

Here's a peppermint coffee cause I know you're working hard on that comic book front for me. Thanks.

panthergod

00:05 / 04.10.05

forgive me, Thoth, but how exactly do you get the Gek servitor to work for you, in terms of offerings to him? I wasn't here for the original Gek thread, so I'm not aware of how this servitor works.

Tamayyurt

02:08 / 04.10.05

I just checked this thread and this is the explaination I gave back in 2002. (Damn, I just realized that I created Gek back in 2001. Our little servitor is already 6 years old!)

]A while back I started a thread to grant Barbeliod wishes. It got a bit out of had and so I created get as a sort of e- genie. Through use Gek has evolved into the multicolored, gecko, made of language and old fiction suits. (see badass pic by Hunterwolf.)

How do you use Gek? You place your wish here, eat or offer milk and cookies, cake, cauliflower, broccoli... at this point damn near anything. Gek reads it and goes about making it happen.

delta venus

00:24 / 06.10.05

Gek, please help with this ICM thing, advance in my stated range, no messing about. I want the pitch to go really well, and to finish the project in a satisfactory and fast way. All of these depend on me, and that's why I need your help. Mocha frappe and two soft chocolate chip cookies for you now, tiramisu when we celebrate. Thanks, love.

Broomvondle

20:12 / 06.10.05

Thanks Gek!

If anyone is in doubt of Gek's effectiveness, I asked him for a good degree result back in June and with his help I eventually ended up getting a first.

agvvv

20:16 / 06.10.05

GEK.. please remove the itch from "you-know-where", Weetos and milk for three days straight! Thanks

panthergod

01:56 / 07.10.05

thanks alot Thoth. appreciate it.

Hey, Gek, any help you could provide with my job schedule would be great. I need that sunday-thursday morning shift.

FinderWolf

16:44 / 11.10.05

Gek - please help my friend Jen find a well-paying, consistent job that she enjoys and fits her life well. Thanks!

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