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23:37 / 06.07.04

Hi again Gek,

I know I asked you to make all my sigils work, but I'd like to change that a bit.

I have found a way to make lots of money without getting a job, so I will be able to pay off all my debts and not have to go bankrupt. This has been going a bit awry recently, and I think I may have done a sigil to find a job, and asked you to help me get a job too, maybe this is what has been going wrong(?).

Here's what I'd like... To make enough money to pay off all of my debts from my new online betting endevour, and not to make any more big losses until I've at least got into profit and paid some bills. So please ensure that this happens, and that any past calls for me to get a job are ignored (that includes any such sigil that may be sitting on my desk waiting to be charged), for the time being. I don't want a job right now, I want to keep making more than enough money from this so that I don't have to get a job.

In return, these 6 cookies (the Maryland choc-chip ones you like), the glass of milk, and the cup of tea are all yours! Hope you enjoy Gek!

Thanks, Mike.

05:47 / 07.07.04

Hey there Mr Gek, my favourite invisible lizard thingymibob, how you going?

I'd like to thank you for progess in getting over John, it seems to be working and feel much better about that.

Now another thing that would be cool. And it doesn't have to happen for a whole year (well not quiet but anyway...). I'd like to be able to visit Canada and Europe next year, with lots of spending money and have lots of fun. Maybe I could sell lots of t-shirts to help make this happen, that would be very cool.

I leave it up to you.

Chocolate and Tea coming up!!!! xoxoxox

05:52 / 07.07.04

ooh I forgot to mention, the holiday should conicide with my birthday so I can have it (my birthday) in summer for one, ie. in June...

Thanks again

this timtam is for you

05:57 / 07.07.04

Hi Gek

after my last request to you, I was put in touch with a therapist (as you will recall, I was after a therapist who would definately be able to help me make significant changes for the better)

Unfortunately, he had only been practicing for 6 months and his training had consisted of one week, therefore my confidence was not too great in his abilities

I send you the same request.......to be put in touch with a therapist who will definately be able to help me with my issues. If the same therapists name comes to me again, I will take this as a sign that I should attend this fella

Thanks

3 pints of milk (semi skimmed) and over ten biscuits of various ilk, will be sent your way

cheers

Joe

08:10 / 08.07.04

Hi Gek

I've known of you for a while, though I've never yet asked anything of you. I've just bought and moved into a new flat, and the stress has got quite bad between me and my partner - I'd very much appreciate some help in soothing things between us. Also, I'd like to find some time to focus on my writing real soon. Semi-skimmed milluk and a Tunnocks Caramel coming up in my morning break.

Cheers
Gem

20:48 / 11.07.04

Hi Gek! It has been some time...

Gek, my request is simple. I have a friend (almost a girlfriend) that has been harassed by a maniac, an ex that do not see it's not his time anymore. He continues going to her house, making passes at her, trying to continue again the affair.

She has been saying to him it's over, she doens't want him anymore, but it's look almost like hes deaf. So, before I take any physical decision about this problem, I ask you to put this guy away, to make him move to another city, to forget about her... yogurt and cookies follow. I do not have milk now, but I'll have it tonight.

Thanks for all your help, Gek

13:09 / 15.07.04

Hi again Gek,

Just thought I'd ask you again for help with my online financial betting thing. Could you help me get profitable with it, and avoid any big, or small losses.

I'd like to at least recover the money I've lost so far, and get profitable again.

Thanks Gek, I'll give you more cookies and milk tonight!

Mike.

15:12 / 15.07.04

Gek, you're cool. Thanks for your help with everything, both in my life and in the lives of everyone you assist.

21:42 / 19.07.04

gek, if you could help me get a job, I'd be really grateful ;-). doesn't have to be life-changing - I just need some gainful employment. a cadbury's twirl is dedicated to you. thanks a bunch…

17:34 / 20.07.04

Hi Gek -- hope you enjoyed the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia pop I had for you the other night, dedicated towards the goal of me making more money in my acting career and getting a good agent, so I can leave my office job and be a full-time actor!

Thanks much, as always.

17:39 / 20.07.04

Cherry Garcia? HAHAHAHA! Now, I want some.

17:45 / 28.07.04

Hi Gek - just asking for your help in helping everything work out for the best with Kristin. Thanks, you're the best! More power-ups coming soon....

18:39 / 28.07.04

gek — wow, thanks. a commissioned article and some interesting interviews coming up! A Dairy Milk Bubbly is on its way to you (but we'll call it a Wispa like we should)!

17:09 / 29.07.04

GEK, hey buddy.

You know the usual situation: minimum payment by 6:00 tomorrow or they yank my account... and I really can't afford either option as things stand right now, especially when I'm so close to having it payed off...

You've been very good to me in the past with money matters - I could use a little Fast Luck right now, and I've got a fat stack of lemon sandwich-cookies waiting for you, with the usual hot chocolate (I know, they go together like a golfing outfit, but I'm at work and choices are limited...).

Thanks in advance, GEK!!!

~L

17:24 / 29.07.04

Thanks for getting me the job I wanted, Gekky. I'm cracking open a nice cold can of Coco-Cola Classic for you.

Now, help me do a great job and have fun doing it.

Cheers.

00:51 / 30.07.04

Hi again Gek,

Thanks for all the great work you've been doing so far.

I've got a glass of milk and some Maryland Choc-Chip Cookies for you (only 3 cookies, as I'm about to go to bed).

In return, can you keep up the good work in helping me with my foreign exchange betting? I'd like to make quite a bit of money tomorrow, and next week, to pay some bills, so can you help me accomplish this please?

Eventually I'd like to be making £150 a day, 4 days a week, so then I can begin to pay off all my debts, I know this is possible Gek.

Once again, thanks for the help so far, and please keep helping me out with this, helping me to avoid losses, and maximise my profits. I look forward to sending more tasty treats your way in the near future.

Mike.

06:21 / 30.07.04

Gek I let YOU down last time, as I never got through the milk or biscuits

I will eat 10 chocolate cookies of various description and sup three pints of semi skimmed milk over the next 8 days on your behalf

Sorry i let you down but my stomach goes to pieces with milk and I couldn't muster the enthusiasm

by the way, the usual request and I am glad you have been so successful helping Imp and PhatMikey (and all the others)

Joe

11:55 / 30.07.04

Gek ! Hi long time lurker first time asker

I need some inspiration for an upcoming magical working . Wondered if you could point me in the right direction !

Chocalate Hobnobs (or caramal depends of the local shop !) and semi skimmed milk on the way.

13:01 / 30.07.04

thanks Gek. whatever you did helped

17:26 / 30.07.04

Joe, it doesn't always have to be cookies and milk -- anything sweet and fun. Gekky even showed someone early on that ze liked broocoli!

18:04 / 31.07.04

thanks!

strange thing is I love the taste of milk, it just hates me

I love Brocolli (I'm strange that way!)

why couldn't ImpulsiveLad Adventures have made it Becks beer.....if that was the case I would be able to cast more wishes than Alladin!!!!!

talking of which ImpulsiveLad' hope you got my message and I hope it was of some use to you.It is rare that I know more about a subject than somebody on here and I am flattered to be able to offer some info, hope it was of some use

Joe

11:56 / 04.08.04

Hi Gek, me again!

Thanks for all the great work you've done for me, please keep up the good work helping me with my finances.

I have another thing to ask of you...

I have to move out of my house by the end of this month, and I need to find somewhere else to live. Here's what I need exactly...

A nice room, big enough for all my stuff, in a house or a flat. With some cool easygoing, friendly flatmates, the sort that I can hang out with and go to the pub with and stuff. It has to be in Clifton somewhere, ideally Clifton Village. It also has to be easily affordable, and I need to be able to get broadband there.

In return, I'm going to have this glass of milk (not very full because I'm cutting down on dairy stuff), I'm going to finish this packet of cookies for you, and you get this nice cup of tea too!

Thanks for all your help Gek!

Mike.

P.S. I'm going to call someone called 'Jo' in a while, about this ad for a room I saw in a shop window. Maybe this is the one(?)!

23:56 / 12.08.04

Hello again Gek,

Thanks for all the help you've been giving me recently, you're fantastic!

There is something else I'd really like you to help me with...

I have a driving test tomorrow (2.30pm, at St. George, Bristol). I need you to help me pass it.

Please can you help me avoid making any mistakes, and if I do, please make sure the examiner doesn't notice. Please also help me get a cool examiner, one that's having a good day, and please make sure they choose an easy route to drive through. The first 10-15 minutes or so are the most important Gek, if I can really impress the examiner during this time, they should be more forgiving of any cock-ups later on (not that any cock-ups should happen!).

The points I most need help on are keeping within the speed limit at all times (especially in that ridiculous 20mph zone that isn't very clearly marked), remembering to check my mirrors BEFORE I signal, and please keep my wheels at the best distance from the kerb at all times. Please also make sure my observation is top notch at all times, and I stay nice and relaxed.

Thanks Gek. In return, I've got here a glass of semi-skimmed milk, five choc-chip cookies (25% less fat, so they're better for you Gek!), and a nice cup of tea, all yours Gek!

Also, there will be more treats coming your way tomorrow, after I pass!

Cheers,

Mike.

03:19 / 13.08.04

Ahh, Gek to the rescue. Quite the coincidence that this thread should be bumped up at this moment.
You see, I really need some work right now. I have something lined up for the next two days, so if you could help make sure I get that, it would be really great.
Lotsa love Gekkie, and thanks in advance. Also from last time. You aslways come through.
I only have some milk right at the moment, but I promise I'll share as soon as I have something more snacky. The peanut thingies from the store round the corner perhaps. We'll work something out. Keep it real.

16:21 / 13.08.04

Hi again Gek, it's me, Sek!

Your assistance with the planning is much appreciated! Things are becoming much clearer. Main problem at this point is, of course, money. (Isn't it always?) Things are improving, but not fast enough to put things on the schedule we're hoping for.

So, basically, we could use some inspiration or assistance with building up our savings. I have some ideas, but nothing has really clicked yet...

Double chocolate chip cookie on the way now, and more goodies after work!

Many thanks!!!

18:08 / 13.08.04

Gek...Sek.

Uma...Oprah.

18:39 / 13.08.04

We'se gotta be related, the Gekster and me.

16:59 / 15.08.04

Yo, how does one actually offer treats/render payment to Gek? I'm new to this magic space lizard thing!

22:33 / 15.08.04

I always eat the cookies and milk, or whatever myself, as I'm sat here posting the message.

That seems to work quite well. (But I did fail my driving test again! Though I'm blaming that on some twat in a Ford Mondeo, apart from that one incident it went perfectly.)

23:33 / 15.08.04

Hiya Gekkie. Thanks for sorting that out. Kept me out of a lot of trouble.

Hey TR, I myself simply eat the whatever while thinking of Gek. Sometimes I picture a little lizard sitting inside my throat eating whatever I toss down there. Never had any complaints.

And now some white chocolate for my favourite wish-granting reptile.

07:48 / 16.08.04

hi Gek

I let you down again....I couldn't stomach the milk and chocolate

Here is the most sincere apology and a request that you once again put me in touch with a therapist who I can

a: afford (this may involve you helping oput in financial areas also)

b: who will be highly effective in treating my various neuroses

I will dedicate three Cornetto or similar ice creams over the next seven days and a pint of semi skimmed milk, plus several biscuits (on your behalf)

Sorry for all the false starts in the past but I couldn't do it. At least with Cornettos my stomach seems to be able to take them

Thanks GEK and seeing that my post might be reply number 555, I take this as a sign of 'Geburah like Will' that I will at last be successful in making a successful offering to you

as a side note to the other posters on here....How do you know that GEK likes other food such as Brocolli. ImpulsiveLad Adventures , presumably has some way of contacting GEK being hir creator etc

I would be interested in how ImpulsiveLad' and others, discover what foods GEK likes?

Is it astral communication or just some sort of intuitive feel?

13:46 / 16.08.04

It's my understanding that Gek likes anything sweet, so Joe you don't have to only go with milk & cookies. Anything sweet that you like works.

I don't remember how the broccoli thing came about -- not sure if other foods can have the same effect.

I usually think of Gek before, during and after I eat the food in question. Sometime I say something to Gek during, before and/or after, dedicating the food to Gek for either a specific purpose or just for helping Gek grow stronger and stronger to fulfill others' wishes. Whatever works for you is sufficient in terms of how and when to dedicate the food offering/sweet power-ups, I think.

17:12 / 16.08.04

GEK,

Thanks for getting us through last week, and for having our back generally (with those more long-term problems we discussed before).

In thanks I offer up a bag of Grandma's Mini Cookie Bites and hot chocolate.

Keep up the good work!

~L

23:28 / 20.08.04

Hi Gek!

First of all, I have to thank you for helping put "that guy" away from my girl. First, he stopped being hysterical, and later, he is doing therapy, what is the best thing for him. I'll take a good big pint of milk for thee this night.

The Player

14:33 / 21.08.04

Hi Gek, my friend, it's me again.

I know it's so fast, but I know I'll need a LOT of help soon, seeing how the thing are developing at the office.

So, please Gek, I need to have my luck increased a lot. I need to be at the right time in the right place, and speacially, with the right guess. You catch my hint, don't you?

I'm sure nobody ever ate a lot of açaí in your honor, but I'll do it now. I'll see, it's much better than any cookies... and a glass of milk, too. ^_^

Greetings
The Player

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