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BlueMeanie
15:05 / 10.01.06
Hello Gek. I'm going to the pub this evening, and I would really not like to run into my ex-flatmates who often frequent the place, since we're not on good terms as I think they're both racist and homophobic, among other things. Can you please stop them from appearing there so I can have a nice, unstressed evening with friends?

Nothing nasty, please.

I have some Dr. Pepper for you here, and I personally love it. I also have some choccy biscuits at home for you too. They're in the fridge, I believe, so should be nice and cold.

Thanks, I know you'll not let me down!
 
 
BlueMeanie
21:40 / 10.01.06
Well, Gek worked perfectly again. I am very impressed! Thanks, Gek. Have some chocolate chip cookies.
 
 
The_Player
11:18 / 22.01.06
Good morning, Gek!

This one isn't for me, it's for the sister of my girlfriend:

She has put herself in a lot of problems lately, and, for no reason at all (or so it looks for me) she's putting down any help her family can give her.

I just ask you to "illuminate" her mind (like we talk around here) to make her see it's not time to be pride. Please help her see that it's really time to accept all the help she can get.

Thanks a lot.
The Player
 
 
delta venus
18:41 / 23.01.06
GEK:

Thank you so much for your help in the past. Please accept these chocolate chip cookies and mocha frappe with my humble request for continuing success with my novel and networking as we head into the new season of the show. Thanks so much.
 
 
BlueMeanie
16:41 / 25.01.06
It's my second attempt at a driving test tomorrow, and I'm a lot more nervous than I was the first time. I don't want to fail, for obvious reasons, and I'd appreciate any help that you could give - especially not having to have the unnervingly quiet guy be my examiner.

There's some veggie burgers and some chocolate hobnobs & milk coming your way. Thanks!
 
 
the Fool
01:25 / 31.01.06
Hello Gek! I'd like to say thanks for the help with DJing and with my bung shoulder. Both are now coming along nicely. Thanks for all the help there.

Was hoping you could now help with the sale of art from the recent exhibition. Please help me have sold lots so I can afford that ticket and holiday back to Manchester and to San Fransisco later this year.

I have your favourites, a nice cup of milky tea and 3! Timtams!!!

lotsa love

the Fool
 
 
LykeX
08:53 / 31.01.06
You know that job application I sent off yesterday? It would really help me if you could put in a word for me. I really need a job, and I'd like it to be this one.

All I have right now is peanut chips, but I'll get you something really delicious tonight, okay. Smooch.
 
 
perhellen
09:49 / 31.01.06
Dearest GEK:

If I live to tell the tale (and this is something that hopefully will not come all down to you ) and if I remain in reasonable health for the following years, I will need your diligent assitance in slighting the probabilities ever so slightly in my favour.

I will duly imbibe on a glass of tea, and eat cookies to my hearts content. The task being - if relevant - mammothean, I will continue to do so afterwards, pending, of course, restitution...
 
 
FinderWolf
14:31 / 31.01.06
Gek,

I ate a nice delicious Hershey's Chocolate Sundie Pie for you last night...hope you enjoyed it, I know I did!
 
 
Tamayyurt
15:31 / 15.02.06
Gek, please help me with the scholarship stuff. Let it get there on time and let me get enough money to go to grad school full time. Thanks. Chocolate shake on the way.
 
 
agent darkbootie
22:18 / 15.02.06
Dear Gek,

I've heard so much about you. I could really use your help.

The job I'm in is going to be up in two months, and I need something so I don't end up broke.

Ok, I really a kick in my career. I know, I've got a dozen irons in the fire, and maybe none of them is getting hot enough. I just could use a little focus on what's important, the clarity to carry it through... but most of all, that hand to get me out of this hole I'm in and into somewhere I can write for grown-ups. If old AF could maybe pick up our IMVZ, it would be like a gift from the heavens. Or Gek, as the case may be.

Well, thanks for listening, Gek. I've got some milk and rabbit cookies just for you, and I'm eating them in your name.

Thanks, again! Rave on, Gek!
 
 
PhatMikey
08:38 / 24.02.06
Hi Gek,

Sorry I've not been in touch for a while. Thanks for all your help in the past.

I've decided I should get a car, and I've pretty much decided on a Fiat Brava. There's an auction for a nice-looking one ending on ebay very soon, and I've decided to bid for it.

Please could you arrange for me to get it for a price I can easily afford, and for the car to be in as good a condition as the auction says.

I'm at work right now and a girl who's leaving today has brought in flapjacks, and gingerbread men and other good stuff. I'm going to have some of those for you and a cup of milk and a nice cup of tea. I'll give you several of these goodies all day.

If I don't get that car, can you arrange for me to get a car that's just as good, at a good price pretty soon.

Thanks Gek!

Mike.
 
 
Tamayyurt
15:47 / 24.02.06
Another chocolate shake if you can help me pass the stupid typing test I have this afternoon. I really want to become full-time at my job. Thanks.
 
 
Kylark
20:52 / 02.03.06
Gek!!!

I have a job interview tomorrow morning and I'd like to get the job. Please turbocharge my French speaking skills so I don't embarass myself at the interview. Please help so that I can start the job right away and start bringing home a paycheck.

I am having some delicious Girl Scout cookies (peanut butter patties) in your honor and a cold glass of milk.
 
 
Kylark
19:23 / 03.03.06
THANK YOU GEK!!!!!
 
 
Perfect Tommy
22:56 / 03.03.06
Dear Gek,

I will do the work of going for what I want, and what is best for me. Please help what's best for her to happen, up to and including stopping me if necessary.

Love,
Tommy
 
 
FinderWolf
14:41 / 06.03.06
Gek, please help the situation with the short film regarding Mike and Dianna work out for the best for all involved. Thanks!
 
 
Gendudehashadenough
17:56 / 17.03.06
Yolio GEK! First timer here, but damn this media essay is havin' its way with we me and my need to blink, so if you could be superbly filial and help me out with some more references and a few decent proof reads that'd be fucking fab.

Oatmeal, chocholate chip Simnel cakes and tea being delivered I type this. Thanks!
 
 
Sam T.
18:23 / 17.03.06
You know it. But here's the formal thank you for making me stop smoking. One month today, and doing good! Quite soon, we'll talk about all the weight I've gain since, but not now

Thanks again.
 
 
Tamayyurt
20:05 / 21.03.06
YAY! Thank you, GEK, for helping me become full time at the library. Rocky Road ice cream when I get out of work!
 
 
electric monk
11:34 / 27.03.06
Gek, I need a hand with my procurement issue today. I'd like to get the goods today, but tomorrow would be ok too. Having a Cherry Pop Tart in your honor shortly, and I've got an M&M Ice Cream sandwich with your name on it for later.

Thanks!
 
 
xytar with a Z
02:09 / 29.03.06
GEK,
You've been a real help in the past.

I've these hot from the oven chocolate chippies and cold organic milk for you.

Thank you for helping me talk some sense into the folks at the bank.

yummy yummy.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
02:37 / 01.04.06
Dear Gek,

We haven't spoken in some time, because I decided to take some responsibility for my own life (and that's been going okay), but I'd like to ask you to do what you can to help Anita get the job she wants. Mint Milanos and milk, coming right up.

Thanks a bunch,
Qalyn
 
 
kaymeg
02:43 / 01.04.06
used Gek a couple of years ago to help me get closer to peole, and now one of them is my fiance and the other is my maid of honor.
 
 
the Fool
05:33 / 18.04.06
Was just thinking of you and thought it was time for biscuits, chocolate and a cup o tea.

Yummy Greek shortbreads, a choccy easter egg and tea.

Enjoy Gekster!

the Fool
 
 
FinderWolf
14:55 / 19.04.06
Good idea - I have some jelly beans and chococlate Easter candies that I will eat to pump Gek up!
 
 
panthergod
18:09 / 23.04.06
Hey Gek, long time no see.

I'd like to get your help with this business opportunity I've been gven. I'd like to take this opportunity as high and as properous as it can possibly go.

Cupcakes shall be thy offering ol buddy ol pal.

Thanks!
 
 
The Tower Always Falls
03:27 / 24.04.06
GEK I ahven't talked to you for a while but you came through today big time. Thank you SO much for that. You averted a pretty traumatic situation there.

Banana Creme Pie coming your way. Thanks again.
 
 
gale
14:39 / 24.04.06
My uncle is having open heart surgery this morning. Please send some good thoughts his way. Love you Gekky.
 
 
gale
15:42 / 25.04.06
Thanks, Gek! He came through the surgery just fine. Graffiti Zoo Chilean Fire Ants for you and you alone.
 
 
Tamayyurt
17:03 / 25.04.06
I got some M&Ms here if you help my friend pass all his classes this semester and get recertified without a hitch.

Thanks.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:52 / 26.04.06
Hi GEK. I'm new to all this, so please forgive me any errors in etiquette.

To put it bluntly, the fit's hitting the shan; I'm penniless, jobless, in debt, and fast losing faith in everything and everyone, especially my own crap self.

Anything you can do to help would be much appreciated, although unfortunately (for the time being) I can't afford anything to offer in return other than a promise: the next time a pound coin finds it way into my pocket, there'll be pint of milk and a packet of cookies with your name on them.
 
 
Shrug
18:44 / 26.04.06
Choc Chip Cookies again, Gek.

Need help with two pending essays. Still, though, COOKIES!!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:39 / 27.04.06
GEK, I think Anita could use a little more help--she's up against a lot of other applicants. I'll pick up cookies for lunch tomorrow. Thanks.
 
 
FinderWolf
05:04 / 28.04.06
hi Gek - hope you've been enjoying the chocolate and jelly beans for extra-power-ups so you can help make everyone's wishes here come true! More goodies are on their way for you...
 
  

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