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16:48 / 31.08.04

Hi Gek -- hope you enjoyed the chocolate covered cherry I just gobbled up for you!

Asking for assistance on 3 things:

1. Help me figure out the right layouts for pages 5 and 6 of my Jenny Everywhere story. I want to end up feeling as happy with them as I do about the other pages.
2. A new girlfriend, one that lasts longer than 3 months and is a good, healthy relationship

3. Some substantial advancement in my acting career.

The first one I need pretty soon, the others - however long it takes.

I'm patient.

Thanks again Gek!

06:05 / 02.09.04

Dearest GEK,

I'm going give this a try and wolf milk and cookies for a while. How about that phone call I've been waiting for. Please?

15:47 / 02.09.04

Gek, thank you once again!! You are wonderful.

How about some Famous Amos pecan chocolate chip cookies to help Floridians weather Florida's weather?

19:16 / 02.09.04

I second that emotion -- Gek, please help out Florida right now, as much as you can. I'll chomp some good stuff for ya!

19:52 / 02.09.04

Yeah, since your dad is in Miami, how about some protection!

I'm not too worried, though, but this thing is so big that even if it misses us it hits us, you know.

17:11 / 07.09.04

Hello Gek, my friend,

I'm just eating that lot of chocolate cookies & milk I promised you if my luck goes bigger.

Guess what... ^_^

Thanks again...
Player

21:50 / 07.09.04

Thanks Gek... the hurricane was really powered down once it hit land.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

16:59 / 15.09.04

Dear old Gek,

I have to my flat in a couple of weeks. To date, I have found no affordable/suitable alternative, or when I have found it someone else has found it first. I've asked the spooky perverts for help, but they've gone all unhelpfully mystical on me.

Can you please, please, please help me to find a flat? Preferably with a non-psycho landlord/lady/small, furry creature from Alpha Centuri? And preferably one where I won't have to pay four months' sodding rent up front just to move in? Assorted foodstuffs will be consumed in your honour, lovely Gek.

Kthxbye.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

17:04 / 15.09.04

Oh, and a job or just some money would rock too. Just if you've got a mo. Ta.

21:41 / 15.09.04

Hi Gek, it's me again!

It's been a little while, but now I need your help again.

Here's what I need... yesterday somebody saw me being a bit nosey. I'd like that person to not be anyone that I currently know, and to have no idea who I am, and to completely forget about seeing me. I don't want anyone to think that I'm some crazy stalker type weirdo, and to thik I'm perfectly lovely (which I am, albeit a bit nosey sometimes).

In return, you get the five Maryland choc-chip cookies, this glass of milk, and a nice cup of fair-trade tea that's right in front of me now.

Hope you enjoy, and thanks for all the help in the past!

Mike.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:44 / 17.09.04

Hey Gek! Thanks, man--found the flat & signing the contract in the morning.

14:43 / 20.09.04

Hello once more Gek,

Please can you help me with getting some CBT therapy on the NHS, I think that that's what I need to cure my depression, and get my life sorted out, but I can't afford to go throwing money at therapists any more. I'm going to make some phone calls now, please help me out with this.

I'm going to get some milk in a few minutes, then I'll have some with a cup of tea and some cookies for you, I promise!

Cheers,

Mike.

The Tower Always Falls

22:48 / 20.09.04

Wow GEK. Lots of stuff going on here that it's dizzying.

This is a delayed thanks for helping us get to that wedding rehearsal without any undue drama. The wedding was filled with drama enough obviously... I hope the dinner was good for you, since it apparently didn't help stem the tides of alcohol washing over my brain...

As for everything else, I just sent out some query letters to agents. So any extra mojo there would be appreciated as well. I realize it's a long shot of course, and I'm not expecting much. But any extra push is appreciated.

We'll talk about helping the family and dad's transitioning later GEK my dear. Thanks again for the help.

17:40 / 27.09.04

Hi Gek, thanks for the help with my previous post.

I've got another one for you!

I'm going out now to a club meeting, one of several this week, and I may be going to meet some of Jo's friends later on...

Please can you help me meet some really nice people and make lots of great friends in the next few days (and weeks).

I've got the usual milk, cookies and tea for you here. Hope you enjoy!

Thanks,

Mike.

18:52 / 27.09.04

Gek, I read some articles about how the makers of Twinkies might go bankrupt and they might stop making Twinkies, and I was in the mood for a Twinkie, so I ate 2 for you this weekend!!

18:51 / 05.10.04

Gek, you know what to do. Help our man John Kerry win this Presidential election, fair and square, with no way for the Republicans to steal his victory.

Thanks! Had another chocolate-covered cherry for you today.

11:36 / 06.10.04

Gek, you know this job you helped me get? Well the pay is fantastic and the people here are cool but it’s really sucking the life out of me. I’m not enjoying it at all… so do you mind helping find another one. One that pays this good, only funner, and more satisfying…. maybe something like, oh I don’t know, comic book writing.

Thanks dessert is on its way at lunch time.

Oh yeah, and go Kerry!

12:50 / 08.10.04

Gek, thanks for all your previous (and ongoing) help.

Please could you provide some short-ish term (at least) help for my finances. I lost £350 today that I can ill afford, and I have bills piling up.

Could you arrange for me to get some cash, possibly from my parents/other family, without them having to struggle too much (they're not rich), and obviously, without anyone getting hurt in the process.

Thanks Gek, I'm going to drink this milk, and eat these cookies and lemon cake slice for you, you can also have what's left of my cup of tea.

Mike.

12:53 / 08.10.04

Gek --

Help out our pal John Kerry tonight in showing up Bush yet again.

The Tower Always Falls

23:49 / 08.10.04

Wow GEK. Good show so far. Things are rapidly reaching critical mass on a lot of levels but THAT was a nice surprise you gave me. Any further mojo to taking that novel to the next level would be very well loved. I'm buying you some cheesecake buddy. Thanks.

01:54 / 16.10.04

Gek, I ask that the Sinclair Broadcasting Group get what's coming to them. It will all backfire on them horribly. Let justice be served.

20:54 / 17.10.04

Hi again Gek,

Thanks for all your help with everything so far, and thanks to Impulsivelad for creating Gek!

I need some more help Gek, this time it's really very important, I may need some more help from you in the future, until I get my life sorted out, but this will get me well on the way to that.

What I need right now, is a job. A cool job, to be precise, and I need it urgently. An I.T. job that pays well, with nice people who I can get along with, that's not difficult for me to travel to and from. It's also important that the employers let me use the internet unhindered, so that I can do my online forex betting at work, and earn more money to pay the bills. Also, they need to be cool about me having a bit of time off to finish my degree, and to go to councelling/therapy.

Please can you help me with this Gek? I really need this urgently, within the next week or two. I need to earn money to pay the bills, and I'd like to be able to pay my mum back the money she gave me recently, I'd like to give it her back for Christmas.

As this is a big request, Gek, I've made a bit of effort with my offering. Firstly, some Empire Blend tea (from Harrod's no less!); a glass of milk (from M&S, specially for you, you can have the rest of the pint too, when I drink it); some Maryland cookies, that you seem to like; some malted milk biscuits; and some very posh cookies from Sainsburys. I hope this is all okay for you. You can also have the chicken pie I'm going to eat in a few minutes, if it's cooked properly.

Thanks very much,

Mike.

(There's this job in Brislington possibly on the cards, could this be the one?)

14:35 / 18.10.04

Keep up the good work, Gek!

I got a call about a cool sounding job in Clifton, that sounds really good, can you help me get that job please? (or an even better one).

It's important that they are cool about me taking Tuesday( afternoon)s off for uni, and time for councelling.

Thanks Gek, I'm just about to finish this pint of milk for you. (I'm having my vitamin pills too, hope you don't mind!)

Mike.

20:02 / 18.10.04

So Gekkie, I've got this chokolate here for you. No strings attached, just grow big and fat on it ok.
And with this I'd like to suggest people offering thing to Gek even if you have no requests for help. Consider it an investment for the future and doing a favour for everybody's best friend Gek.

08:40 / 20.10.04

Well, I guess mainlining all that chocalate and cookies hit the spot for you Gek, and I'm grateful. The baby's come through great, he doesn't smell so bad any more, and I've got more work than I know what to do with. Now, let's just keep the flow of that work steady, and give me a chance to juggle 2(X) days of work into X days of real life, and that would be even better. More cookies, tea, and some serious fruit and nut mix coming up.

18:32 / 22.10.04

Hi Gek, I've never been here to ask you stuff before but I've been reading all these wonderful things about you. Could you help me out?

Firstly, I found out about an hour and a half ago that I've been fired. I need a new job quick smart. Something that I'll enjoy that pays good and allows me to get on with my writing at the times I work best. I know you're a dab hand at this job stuff so it should be easy for you.

Also, regarding the writing, any help you can give me to keep it all coming along would be great. Especially keeping the channels of communication between me and the intended recipient (you know who) open, clean and full of love.

Thanks Gek! I think I have cookies downstairs, if not then I have Jaffa Cakes and Kit-Kats. Also, my neighbours just left for the weekend and conveniantly gave us their supply of milk.

Was that your doing? ;-)

16:21 / 26.10.04

Gek,

I am going to bake cookies (sugar cookies, chocolate chip, chocolate chocolate chip, aw heck, even brownies) for you beginning tomorrow and ending November 2nd. All I need you to do is save the world.

Really, I don't want you to turn Republicans into Democrats inside the voting booths, but how about little stuff? For example, Bush voters are in the booths, reach for the lever, and sneeze violently. Oops, they voted for Kerry but don't know it. Bush voters are in the voting booths and suddenly a really funny thought strikes them, and they laugh so hard their eyes start tearing and they can't see straight, and oops, they voted for Kerry. Again, Bush voters in booths get cell phone calls from people who keep using words that begin with a K sound. Oops, you get the idea.

My faith in you is complete, Gek. I love you.

17:18 / 26.10.04

Yes, Gek, please help prevent corruption and fraud in this election, as much as possible - and please help John Kerry to win the Presidency of the United States of America.

17:32 / 26.10.04

Monsieur Gek -

For you, peanut M&Ms, one of each color (except blue because I don't believe in the blue ones), and three caramel-filled Hershey kisses. That's for now. Later, I will bake you chocolate chip cookies. With good chocolate.

I ask three things:
- Aid in getting some of my "little" projects done this week.
- Aid in my "big" Halloween projects.
- Aid for anyone, everyone, or anything who is pulling for the lesser of two weevils in the election. Please please please, no more of this insane bloody bastard and his puppet master. I don't want to have to expatriate.

Many thanks, Gekmeister, and as many sweets as I can gobble this weekend are also headed your way!

Mrowr!

With a Dick and a Bush in the White House,
SOMEBODY'S gonna get screwed!

18:11 / 26.10.04

Oh, and Gekster - could you let D. get some good news about that job today, please? The wait is killing us...

More chocolate!

Thanks!

-S

15:15 / 27.10.04

GEK!

He got the job! I luuurve you!

Big ol' batch o' chocolate chip cookies tonight!

-S

18:32 / 27.10.04

Same deal... nice warm cup of Cuban coffee if I can get out of here and have a wonderful, well paying job.

10:40 / 28.10.04

Hi Gek,

I know you've got a lot of stuff to do at the moment, with people asking you to help Kerry win the election, and other stuff...

But I need some quick help from you, I'm going to a job interview in a few minutes, please help it all go well, and make them offer me the job.

I'll give you cookies and milk when I get back, I promise!

Thanks,

Mike.

12:33 / 28.10.04

Okay Gek, I'm back from the interview. I think it mostly went well, but it may have gone pear-shaped towards the end, I hope not though.

Here are some cookies and milk...

Please make sure they choose me over any of the other interviewees.

Thanks Gek!

Mike.

15:59 / 03.11.04

Gek,

I'm just letting you know that I'm laying off the cookies and switching to apples, okay? Thank you as always for everything you have done and are doing to help everyone.

For the record, every night, when i raise any power or energy, I always give some to Gek, even though I haven't asked for anything. I am sure I'm not the only person doing this.

Thanks again, Gekster, I love you.

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