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GEK (you gotta rub hir the right way)

 
  

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FinderWolf
17:40 / 03.11.04
Yep, I often chomp down some goodies without a particular wish, and ask that Gek help grant all the things that have been asked of Zim, just as a power-up to Gek.
 
 
PhatMikey
23:40 / 03.11.04
Hi Gek,

It's about that I.T. job at the accountancy firm in Clifton.

Apparently they are making a decision about who to hire very soon (well, at least I am going to find out very soon).

Please make sure that they offer me the job, Gek. I would really to have that job, it's pretty much perfect, like what I asked you for in the first place. Please make them give it to me!

Thanks Gek, in return, I'm giving you some milk, a cup of tea, a couple of chock-chip cookies, and one of those new sultana butter 'melter' scone-type-things, they're yummy! Hope you enjoy Gek!

Mike.
 
 
PhatMikey
12:13 / 05.11.04
Hi again,

I still haven't heard back about that job that I was interviewed for. Please could you arrange things so that Todd from the agency calls me back very soon, with good news about the job. (i.e. a job offer).

Here's some milk and cookies to help you on your way.

Thanks Gek,

Mike.
 
 
PhatMikey
00:26 / 09.11.04
Hi once again,

Hopefully this is the last time I have to ask for your help on this matter Gek.

It's about the job again, you have done great work so far, but it's not quite mine yet.

I finally managed to get in touch with the agency guy, and he tells me that they haven't made a decision on who to employ yet, but it is between me and another guy.

I need them to offer the job to me Gek, I'd like you to make that happen for me.

Here are some Rich Tea biscuits, another of those yummy sultana all-butter melter type-things, some milk, and a cup of tea. All yours in return for getting me the job!

Thanks Gek.

Mike.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:17 / 23.11.04
Gekster, now that my dad is unemployed again, please help him find a good job that lasts this time. Power-ups on the way! Thank you very much!
 
 
PhatMikey
18:51 / 01.12.04
Hi Gek,

I still haven't got a decent job, and my money is running out fast, I need one very soon.

I went to an interview at Jordans last week but they offered the job to another guy, apparently if he doesn't want the job they'll offer it to me.

Ideally, what I'd like you to do is make them offer me the job. So I need this other guy to turn down the job for some reason (without anything bad happening to him), so they call the woman at the agency, to offer me the job instead.

If that isn't possible, please could you help me get a job very soon, along the same lines I set out in my post of a couple of weeks ago.

In return you get some cookies (Maryland choc chip'n'hazlenut), a tangerine (well, some kind of small orange anyway), some milk, and the beans on toast that I'm going to eat in a few minutes.

Thanks Gek,

Mike.
 
 
PhatMikey
18:56 / 01.12.04
Another thing, Gek,

It's my birthday tomorrow, so please can you help me have a great time (tomorrow and the day after, there may be two celebrations). If it's possible, I'd like to meet up with Catherine (it's her birthday too), and Emma, my old housemates.

In return, you get this Cadbury's dream strawberry chocolate bar, this cup of tea, and whatever I drink with my beans on toast in a few minutes (probably orange juice).

Cheers,

Mike.
 
 
Chiropteran
19:43 / 01.12.04
GEK,

I've got a @#%!$*load of work to do and @#%!$*all time to do it in, and my supervisor is not happy with me over it -- please give me a hand working through the stack quickly and well, and if you can, maybe distract my supervisor so I can sign in my completed batch discretely tomorrow (even though it's supposed to be in before I leave tonight - which ain't gonna happen since I leave, uh, pretty much now).

You will have cookies from me tonight, or at least sweets of some sort - if I have to bake them myself! I'll start things off right now with some sweet creamy cinnamon coffee... (which doubles as a more humane alternative to stapling my eyelids to my forehead, oh it's been a day...)

Thanks, GEK. You're the best.

~Lepidopteran
 
 
charrellz
20:18 / 01.12.04
Well, since the thread got bumped up, I guess I'll formalize that offer. I could use some help with this research paper, you know, the big ass one due in about 48 hours that I haven't started. Also, finals are coming up in next week, so...

Cookies and egg nog sound good? Here you go, payment in advance, and more to come as we go.
 
 
charrellz
12:37 / 03.12.04
Hey Gek,

Thanks for the help with that paper. It wasn't quite long enough, but I think we can agree that was my fault. Final cookie and egg nog for that after I get the damn thing turned in.

Oh, and could you give me a hand with finals next week too? I'll pick up some more cookies while I'm out today.

Thanks,
Charrellz
 
 
charrellz
16:25 / 07.12.04
Gek,

Just thought I'd remind you of the exams starting tomorrow, and that includes the philosophy paper and the german story. I could really use a hand here. Thanks Gek, here's some cookies for ya!
 
 
charrellz
16:12 / 21.12.04
Gek,

Hot damn! Thanks for all the help, everything turned out great. I'll go and get you some more cookies right now.

Thanks,
Charrellz
 
 
gale
17:03 / 21.12.04
Ring out those Solstice bells, Gek! Gingerbread and mulled wine for you.
 
 
FinderWolf
18:58 / 21.12.04
Hi Gek! I wanted to wish you and all the wishers here a wonderful Christmas/holiday/harvest/solstice/New Year!

May everyone's wishes come true even faster than they expected!

I've been giving Gek some steady treats lately every now and then... thanks for helping my wishes come true in 2005, Gek old pal!
 
 
PhatMikey
15:45 / 29.12.04
Hi again Gek,

I'm still trying to get a good IT job! Please help me out Gek! I've now pretty much run out of cash, so I need a job as soon as possible, and I'd hate to have to do a crap dead-end one.

I had an interview before xmas, it would be great if they offer me the job. But if not, please can you sort me out with a good IT job in the next couple of weeks?

I'm at an internet cafe right now, but when I get home I'll have some of those nice cookies in the tin that I got for xmas, with some milk, just for you.

Thanks Gek!

Mike.
 
 
PhatMikey
15:46 / 29.12.04
Hi again Gek,

I'm still trying to get a good IT job! Please help me out Gek! I've now pretty much run out of cash, so I need a job as soon as possible, and I'd hate to have to do a crap dead-end one.

I had an interview before xmas, it would be great if they offer me the job. But if not, please can you sort me out with a good IT job in the next couple of weeks?

I'm at an internet cafe right now, but when I get home I'll have some of those nice cookies in the tin that I got for xmas, with some milk, just for you.

Thanks Gek!

Mike.
 
 
FinderWolf
16:41 / 03.01.05
I ate a ceremonial chocolate-covered cherry on Jan. 1 for Gek and all involved with Gek.
 
 
LykeX
18:41 / 03.01.05
No chocolate-covered brocolli?
 
 
PhatMikey
09:02 / 11.01.05
Hi Gek,

I have an exam today that I need to pass, please can you arrange things so that I pass the exam, (and the coursework I handed in in December, meaning that I finally get my Master's degree).

In return for this, I'm giving you this cup of tea, some milk, some choc-chip cookies (Maryland, your favourite!?), and as a bonus, some cod liver oil, and vitamin pills.

Thanks,

Mike.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
22:12 / 13.01.05
Gek, I know that you've helped before with assisting my laptop in fixing itself. So I'd like to ask you to please help me help it fix its ethernet card so that I don't need to get it replaced.

There will be cookies and milk. And chocolate. And also possibly some wine.

Thank you.
 
 
PhatMikey
11:51 / 14.01.05
Hello Gek,

I've got a job interview this afternoon, please can you make it all go well, and make them offer me the job, and offer me more money than I expect.

You get cookies and milk, and maybe some other goodies too.

Thanks,

Mike.
 
 
FinderWolf
13:03 / 14.01.05
Gek, can you help that lovely family over in Pittsburgh to remember to mail me back my cell phone like they promised in late December? Thanks.
 
 
delta venus
23:02 / 14.01.05
Beautiful Gek: a lovely, delicious doughnut and frosty mocha frappe for you.

I'd really appreciate it if you could give Wolverton a goose for me. Thanks.
 
 
FinderWolf
18:59 / 20.01.05
just chomped a chocolate-covered cherry for you, Gek!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
20:42 / 20.01.05
With all due respect to Gek, and without wanting to pry on a private matter, is there any way of knowing if Gek is an egregore yet? Profuse and manifold apologies if this is not an apropriate question.
 
 
FinderWolf
20:15 / 21.01.05
Good question. Is it a question of becoming an egregore once the servitor/entity has attained a certain level of size/energy...?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:10 / 22.01.05
I imagine our esteemed Gek will let us know when Ze is ready, as it should be.
 
 
LykeX
13:00 / 22.01.05
Yes, I believe we will all hear the psychic scream of Gek bursting into egregorehood when it happens.

I'm a little bit out of snacks, but I've got some honey, if you like, Gekkie. Slurpie-yummi
 
 
The_Player
21:32 / 22.01.05
Well Gek, I know it has been a long time...

But, how you know (or will know soon) I've been fired. It's not such a deal - I was sick of that job, and I really know I needed to move myself, so, in some way, it was good.

But, please, help me now to find a good, liberating (and liberator), well paid, good-to-fight-for, job. Something with computers, who knows, Linux, and that I really really like the people there, without security cameras ou military people around.

Thanks very very much
The Player
 
 
All Acting Regiment
22:39 / 22.01.05
Gek, I'm sure you'd love my mate's band's music, so I'm asking you if you'd deign to give up some of your precious time/energy to help them get along better.

I intend to write a sigil into my trainers to the effect that 23x23% of any energy I use while walking gets copy-pasted into your reserves for whatever purpose you choose. Many thanks.
 
 
PhatMikey
18:39 / 26.01.05
Hi Gek,

Here's what I really need:
A job... something easy to get to and from, with nice people, and looks okay on my CV, and pays at least £7 per hour.
(There's a job supervising a helpdesk that I've applied for that would fit the bill nicely, but right now anything would do.)

Here's what you get:
Cookies, a few of these nice choc chip ones. A cup of tea. A glass of milk (organic). Some lovely vegetable ratatouille.

I'm going to have them right now for you, Gek. Please help me out.

Thanks in advance,

Mike.
 
 
Papess
19:05 / 26.01.05
Gek, hey! Long time no see. Though I might drop you a line and some treats and ask for your help in reaching my "impossible" goal by the 1st of February. I am inching my way as it is to my goal.

I am about to step out for some Hong Kong style tea (basically, black tea made with evo milk) and tonkinese soup. I'll save you the fortune cookies and almond cookies and put them on your side of the table with another cup of the fine HK tea. It's about time we went out on a date, Gek. You rocks, you do.
 
 
Chiropteran
19:26 / 26.01.05
Sure, why not.

GEK, our pipes have been frozen for a week, and nothing we've tried thus far has helped. I ask you to please help our pipes thaw out as soon as possible, without ruptures or leaks.

Hot chocolate now, cookies/pastries soon. Deal?

Thanks bundles, GEK.

~L
 
 
FinderWolf
15:23 / 27.01.05
Gek, just asking for good vibes for my dad's heart surgery tomorrow! Thanks!
 
 
gale
13:05 / 02.02.05
A raisin scone, a glass of milk, and warm thoughts for you Gek.
 
  

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