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PhatMikey
21:48 / 18.05.05
Hi Gek,

I've got my performance review thing at work tomorrow, and I really want to keep my job after my probationary period. Please can you help me out with this?

I've got you a glass of milk right here, and some cookies and a butter scone-type-thing. I'll also have some broccolli at lunch tomorrow if they have it in the canteen.

Hope you enjoy!

Mike.
 
 
gale
19:46 / 19.05.05
Long days and pleasant nights to you, Gek--and to all the Barbelith folken! Enjoy an oatmeal cookie from me to you, as always.
 
 
Eskay Uno
03:21 / 20.05.05
Hi Gek.

I need the means and a good opportunity opportunity to leave Laval and get a place of my own. Here are some cookies and a glass of milk for your time and help. Be well.
 
 
Olulabelle
15:31 / 21.05.05
Gek.

Please help even though it's for me, me, me. I need my strength and my courage and my belief and my reason for living back.

I'm eating a bite of Toffee Tiffin for you and drinking milk out of the bottle, (or rather I will be as I hit post) but I'm sorry, food is beyond me at the moment and I can't stomach the whole Tiffin.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:36 / 26.05.05
Hey Gek,

Can you sort it so that Lurid/L'Anima gets that damn grant tomorrow? Coz that would be a big help.
 
 
the Fool
05:02 / 01.06.05
I'd just like to thank Gek for all hir help so far in the preparation for my UK trip. I'm off to get a choccy just for you
 
 
LykeX
12:22 / 01.06.05
Say, Gekkie, there's this arrangement I'd really like to go smoothly, if you could lend a hand, I'd be really happy.

Got some chokolate for you, if you do.

All hail Gek, champion of Barbelith.
 
 
Papess
14:37 / 01.06.05
Just for reassurance...

Gek does most definately work. He helped me raise $7500.00 at one point. A most impossible feat for me at the time.

In conclusion, I believe in GEK!

Thanks, BTW, to you Gek. I will leave cookies for you just because...!
 
 
Papess
14:43 / 01.06.05
Oh, they are ginger snap, awesome ginger snaps - with milk.

Just a thank you. Nothing needed.
 
 
FinderWolf
16:57 / 01.06.05
Just had some more chocolate chip cookies for Gek, just because. Also a chocolate-covered cherry yesterday.
 
 
Broomvondle
18:34 / 01.06.05
Dear Gek,

I have some exams over the next couple of days, could you please make sure everything goes okay and I get good marks - in return I will give you tea, muesli and home baked bread.
 
 
Fritz K Driftwood
00:12 / 03.06.05
Gek, my darling, this server problem is driving me to the brink of despair. A push from you in the right direction would be much appreciated! (ASAP, please!)

Two chocolate cake-things with chocolate ganache from Tartine and an Assam tea with cream (Peet's! Nothing is too good for you!) for you as soon as I send this off.
 
 
LykeX
10:19 / 03.06.05
Gave me a bit of a scare there, but Gek always comes through in the end. Thanks a lot, Gekkie. I've got some cold apple juice, if you're up for it?
 
 
Liger Null
20:48 / 04.06.05
Thanks, Gek! Oreos and organic chocolate milk all around!!!
 
 
PhatMikey
11:10 / 10.06.05
Hi Gek,

I've not got any time to give you an offering at the moment, but you'll get cookies and milk (and more) later today, regardless of the outcome.

I've got my dismissal appeal at 2pm (UK time!), please make them offer me my job back, or give me a decent settlement that I'll be happy with.

Thanks Gek!

Mike.
 
 
the Fool
18:53 / 15.06.05
Gek, got small request... can you fix it? Ya know what I mean? I've got a brownie and shortbreads here for you, plus a nice earl grey tea. I'd specify but its embarrasing, I have enough embarrasing moments in my life as it is...

yummy brownie!
 
 
The_Player
14:31 / 18.06.05
Good afternoon, Gek!

This time, I'm asking for a friend of mine. She has been unemployed for more time than she wants (or need to).

She needs to get some money for a trip she'll undertake to São Paulo, where she'll look for a job. She needs the money for it, and she needs also to get this job!

Like always, cookie and milk are coming for you right now!

Thanks
the Player
 
 
Triplets
20:04 / 18.06.05
Hi GEK,

I need your help in getting a placement at a college I'm applying for next week. I'm offering some milk and gingerbreadmen, just for you. Mmm, gingerbreadmens.

Praise GEK!

Love, luck and lollipops,
Triplets
 
 
FinderWolf
16:37 / 01.07.05
have a great weekend Gek!

(don't know why I posted this, just felt like the right thing to do out of the blue)
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
07:27 / 06.07.05
Gek, need some help. Just got an email saying that the internet at the college I'm staying at this summer in Oxford is out. Kaput. As in, totally unable to be used from residence dorm rooms.

Which blows, since a good portion of my life is lived via computer, especially since I'll be away from friends and family for a month.

So please, Gek, was wondering if you could help a bloke out and grease the wheels of Jesus College's IT department and get us poor UfT students our internet back.

Thanks. I'm going to go scrounge cookies now.
 
 
gale
17:49 / 07.07.05
Gek,

Please send comfort to everyone hurt today in London's explosions.
Bread with blackberry jam.
 
 
Chiropteran
17:12 / 12.07.05
(This sorta sucks, coming after gale's post, but here goes...)

Gek, you know what I'm looking for. After a period of relative solvency, my finances have dunked into the metaphorical toilet again (just in time for vacation). I would like you to help us out with a windfall to get us through. Thanks, and cookies and hot chocolate for your trouble.
 
 
FinderWolf
18:01 / 12.07.05
Hi Gek -

Ditto to gale's post - help in any way you can to all those affected by the terror attacks in London.

I'm also asking for a boost to help my magickal efforts in the coming weeks have extra potency. Thanks!
 
 
Unicornius
19:35 / 12.07.05
Gek help me get a yes for that Fine arts proposal. TNX. Chocolate donut and capucchinos are on the way.
 
 
Fritz K Driftwood
03:36 / 13.07.05
Gek!

I need a job, and I know this is asking alot, but can we make it a job that I actually like? And decent pay as well? Of course, I need it as soon as you can manage.

Thanks! I have some of those fancy brownies from the bakery down the street, and a large glass of very cold skim milk. You're the best!
 
 
Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name
16:14 / 17.07.05
Oh Mighty Gek,

Please, please, help my parents out with their real estate issues. Now that they've sold their house, please make sure that their bid on the lovely house vacated by the couple that moved to New York is successful. Also, make sure that any potential issues/problems with the conditional offer made to the Asian couple will be resolved successfully and amicably (i.e. no hard feelings and/or legal problems). In return for fulfilling both of these two requests, I will devote all of the following to you:

-vegetable soup with stonewheat crackers
-lemon pepper fishsticks
-vegetable cheese pie (has one of your fave's, brocolli)
-praline ice cream
-my homemade apple bread pudding (yummy!)
-watermelon

AND

some chocolate covered cherries and peanut butter flavored kit-kat bars.

I may not be able to eat of the above in one-sitting, but I promise to eat each item today.
 
 
Pooky Is Just My Pornstar Name
17:42 / 17.07.05
Gek,

I've eaten the vegetable soup w/ crackers, fish sticks, veggie cheese pie, and am now having Harrod's English Breakfast tea and chocolate covered cherries. I will eat the remaining items later today/night. Throughout the meal, I kept thinking of you and your wish granting abilities. Gek, please work your mojo and ensure that my parents' real estate issues are successfully resolved, with no legal snafues or problems whatsoever. My Mum and Dad are really worried, and they can't afford to get caught up in any legal problems/suites, so I'd appreciate it if you'd work your magic asap. Thanks.

Pooky

P.S. I hope you like the savories. I know everyone usually offers sweets as an offering, but I thought you might enjoy the savories as a nice change of pace.
 
 
the Fool
04:41 / 18.07.05
I just like to say thanks to Gek for all hir help with my holiday, in every regard. It was ace!!! much love lizard one

Now here is a cup of lemon honey green tea, and a kit kat and a yummy yummy timtam just for you!

lotsa luv

the Fool.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
19:14 / 24.07.05
Gek, I got some internet access on my laptop over here in England.

Thanks, Gek! I'll have some pie for ya when I go inside!
 
 
Tamayyurt
04:08 / 26.07.05
Hey, Gek, here's some milk and crumb cake for you.
 
 
Tamayyurt
15:59 / 02.08.05
Thanks for the hook up.
 
 
the Fool
04:59 / 03.08.05
I know its early in the game, but help getting me back to europe next year would be really cool. Same as before but maybe a little more naughtiness, teehee. I miss the manchester lads and it'd be great to hang out with them again

Here is a crunchie and some green tea for you. More later
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
12:16 / 03.08.05
Gek, you're AWESOME! We've got internet here now.

I'm going out in a bit, and will get you chocolate cake (or possibly lemon cheesecake) and cookies.

Just to reiterate: you're AWESOME!
 
 
fluid_state
00:58 / 11.08.05
Howdy GEK. I'm in (soon-to-be-desperate) need of a new, and hopefully significantly more fulfilling, job. Please give me a hand with it; chocolate chip cookies and banana pudding forthcoming.
 
 
the Fool
22:16 / 11.08.05
Gek oh Gek,

I'v got a test coming up and I'd really like it to turn out to be nothing. I'm quite scared and could do with some peace of mind.

Your favourites, timtam and a cream filled shortbread, and some green tea.

many thanks.
 
  

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