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PhatMikey
12:44 / 29.03.04
Hi again Gek,

Cheers for the help last time, you're amazing!

Please, please, please, can you help me find a decent temp job? I've been looking for ages, but they keep offering me shit, or ignoring my emails.

Ideally, I'd like something nice and easy in IT support, walkable to from my house, with cool people, paying in the £8-£16 an hour range. That'd be nice, Gek, you just do what you can.

I'm off to to the shops after I've had my haircut, so I'll get some cookies for you and have them with some milk in a couple of hours.

Thanks Gek, you're the best!
 
 
-=Velius=-
15:45 / 29.03.04
Gek... You rock!
Thank you for coming through for me on Friday. I needed it. And I hope you're enjoying the white chocolate/chocolate chip cookies that I made for you on Saturday.

-=Velius=-
 
 
FinderWolf
17:51 / 29.03.04
Gek, I'd like to ask for your help with two things:

1) Things with Julie. Help both me and her discern the truth of the situation and take the healthiest, best course of action.

2) I'd like things with my roommate this summer to go smoothly - he's leaving for 2 months of the summer and wants me to sublet his place, but I'm not comfortable living with a stranger. Either we find a really great person who I'd be very comfortable with, or we work out a deal where I pay something like 2/3 of the rent for those 2 months and he pays 1/3. Whatever happens, all I ask is that it work out well and smoothly and that it's a situation (or compromise, if we go the financial arrangement route) that we're both happy with and won't damage our terrific friendship as friends and roommates.

Thanks Gek - gonna have some goodies for you!
 
 
Colonel Kadmon
22:39 / 29.03.04
GEK, I am about to perform the LBRP, and at the climax, I shall offer milk and cookies to you and ask for your help.

Help me to be strong. Help me to have will. Help me say no to the things I want to and to put my efforts where they are needed. Help me break old habits and forge new ones as I will.

Thank you GEK.
 
 
FinderWolf
18:38 / 13.04.04
Gek, I just wanted to thank you for your help with 1) above. The truth has come to the surface - and pretty rapidly - and it was all for the best.

More goodies on the way for you, old friend...
 
 
FinderWolf
14:13 / 20.04.04
wow, and my second situation just got resolved beautifully! Thanks so much, Gek!
 
 
Sekhmet
16:18 / 20.04.04
Hullo, Gek! This message is by way of introduction only, as I don't think I need any assistance at the moment, and you seem to be a busy little servitor. But I like the idea of becoming friends. I hope you like cheesecake! Cheers!
 
 
Chiropteran
17:44 / 20.04.04
GEK, thank you again for coming through (with flying colours) last time.

I gotta 'nother favor to ask, though: over this past weekend we went a little crazy (good friend visiting from 'cross country, so we 'did it up' a little in celebration)... and now we're in some monetary hot water - it's soooo easy to lose track of how much you're spending when you're having so much fun, right? :S Ack.

Well, I don't get paid for another week... so I'm hoping that you'll be able to help us scrape through until then (some unexpected funds maybe, or help us not need to spend the money we don't have in the meantime).

Thanks, GEK -- and I really hope you like Danish!

~L
 
 
Tamayyurt
18:48 / 20.04.04
Milk and Cookies if you let this job offer at work happen perfectly. I could really use the extra money... but them you already know that.
 
 
Tamayyurt
18:57 / 20.04.04
Oh, no cookies... so milk and nice crunchy cereal!
 
 
Charlie's Horse
02:16 / 21.04.04
Dear GEK,

I haven't talked to you before, which is why I've endured a very spicy dinner and safed a wonderous chocolate Frosty for you and you alone.

Tit for tat, I've got a couple of things I need help with.

1. I have 4 5-15 page papers due in the next week. I need help finishing up the research for two and I definitely need lots of help writing them all. I need you to help me be a damn good writer, as well as extremely on schedule (unlike lots of damn good writers). So: creative flashes, insight into the works reviewed, celerity at thinking and writing, and no, comma splices.

2. With the huge workload you'll help me with for this chocolate (mmm) shake and all the ensuing cookies, I'll also need help in staying rational, reasonable, and friendly towards everyone around me. Keep me on a relatively even keel. Help me to be the laughing Buddha who churns out reams (and reams and reams) of brilliant essay daily.

Thanks GEK! You really will save my academic life with this, not to mention my personal one. I really appreciate it - so, without further ado, have some liquidy chocolate goodness!
 
 
Sekhmet
17:13 / 21.04.04
Hullo Gek -

I am *assuming* the woman standing in front of my office with the giant iguana draped over her shoulder was not just a coincidence... Talk to you soon!
 
 
The Tower Always Falls
19:52 / 21.04.04
Hey GEK, long time. But as you know we've been busy. I'm calling because Jess is graduating soon, and we could really use some help finding her a well-paying gig within a short ammount of time. We aren't cracker-and-cheese poverty level yet, but it has been extremely tight and sure to get tighter if we don't get another cash flow in soon. I bought a whole bag of ginger snaps for you today. Enjoy them my dear, and thanks ahead of time.
 
 
ExitDose
01:52 / 22.04.04
A kit kat for ya Gek-A.
 
 
The Tower Always Falls
19:24 / 22.04.04
Jeez GEK, next day delivery? You so rock... I know the job isn't a lock by any stretch yet, but I have to hand it to your promptness. Some amaretto poundcake and iced tea to keep the mojo working. Thanks loads.
 
 
madfishmonger
04:08 / 23.04.04
gek i need a hand bro, a member of my family has gone missing and i am freaking out. if you could help bring her home i would be very grateful. tasty treats will ensue!
 
 
PhatMikey
00:40 / 28.04.04
Hi again Gek,

I need some more help please. I'm still trying to find a decent job, and I need one soon.

Ideally I'd like to earn aroung £10 an hour (but £7.50 or above will do for now), working with cool people preferably. A night shift would be great, but I don't mind working days too much. Also, I'd like it to be in the centre of Bristol, so I don't have to walk too far.

In return, I've got five lovely chocolate chip cookies, and a nice cold glass of milk. I'm having a cup of tea too, as an added bonus. All yours Gek!

Thanks.
 
 
Grey Area
11:47 / 05.05.04
Hello Gek...this might be a big first-time request, but I really need some help finding a job in Seattle. There's already been one rejection, so now I have to find something else. As long as it's got something to do with my degrees, the wage lets me live and the company sponsors my work visa I'm not fussy. A big glass of cold full-fat milk and a lot of lemon and ginger digestives are on their way.
 
 
Wanderer
05:35 / 07.05.04
Hey Gek? I know Ive never talked to you before, but could you help me with my latin and physics finals in the next couple days? Just enough so I can keep my grade in physics and raise my latin. You're the man. peanut-butter chocolate cookies and milk this weekend!(and chocolate chip too though they;re not as good) thanks a bunch!
 
 
h3r
19:43 / 07.05.04
You Gek-Ness,
I'm on my knees and just had a grand oatmeal cookie from the krshna temple in your honor.
I am asking you to grant me the ability to be less judgmental and more accepting of my peers.
Thank you.
 
 
johnj
12:51 / 08.05.04
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Tamayyurt
13:31 / 08.05.04
You're going to need a whole lot of fucking cookies for that!

And now since you just deleted your post, my reply makes no sense... thanks!
 
 
Harold Washington died for you
14:07 / 08.05.04
Please help me on Tuesday, Gek. Not sure what will happen or if anything at all will happen for that matter, but an astral pat on the ass would probably do wonders. Thanks.
 
 
Wanderer
21:02 / 08.05.04
Thanks Gek-the finals went great. Ill be sure to dedicate any future cookie-munching to ya.
 
 
Wanderer
21:02 / 08.05.04
Thanks Gek-the finals went great. Ill be sure to dedicate any future cookie-munching to ya.
 
 
FinderWolf
18:41 / 10.05.04
Gek, thanks for what seems to be a wish becoming reality I posted a long time ago for a really good job for my father (he's been out of work for about 2 years, more or less). He's now up for a really great job - they say he's basically got it but on Wed. he flies to Florida to meet with the heads of the company for their ok and final blessing, sort of a final interview but the company says it's just a courtesy to the big-wigs/formality. I ate a 3 Musketeers Bar today at lunch for you to help my dad seal the deal and get the job, Gek my friend. Thanks!
 
 
PhatMikey
22:09 / 10.05.04
Hi Gek, it's me again.

I've got some of the usual cookies here for you, and a nice glass of milk.

What do I want in return? Good question....

As you'll have guessed from my constantly asking you to get me a job, I'm in a bit (well a huge load) of financial difficulty. At the moment, it looks like I'm going to have to go bankrupt, which, while not the end of the world, is something I'd like to avoid.

Can you either help me get a cool, fantastically well paying job very very soon, or some other form of income (without hurting anyone!), and/or help me come to the right decision on whether to go bankrupt or not. I'm in one hell of a pickle here Gek, I'm getting desperate and I need your help.

Thanks,

Mike.
 
 
carson dial
22:46 / 10.05.04
Hi Gek, me again. I've just had some chocolate in your honour, and I was hoping that you could help me with the job interview tomorrow. Thanks!
 
 
Unicornius
03:47 / 12.05.04
Saturday 15 Gek I will need your help
To raise dionysus, bacchus.
For going am I to a group meeting
And how boring they are.

Anyway Gek, chocolate treats and capucchinos wednesday, thursday and friday for you.

Y de ser posible pastel de tres leches el domingo.

Tnx
 
 
Harold Washington died for you
20:44 / 14.05.04
Thanks Gek. Not what I was hoping for but not like I have a fucking choice now. Much love and some DQ soon.
 
 
Harold Washington died for you
20:47 / 14.05.04
Gek, help me find a nice woman or five to take me away from all this. Only pretty ones please. Thanks.
 
 
Tamayyurt
14:48 / 16.05.04
Hey, Gek, I need your help again and I need it rather quickly. The school year is almost ending and I won't be able to sub much longer (only for 3 more weeks) I need a job for the summer... something fun and that pays as much as the subbing if not more.

I've got milk and ginger cookies right here.
 
 
FinderWolf
15:04 / 17.05.04
Gek, please help my friend Susan, who's going through a very rough time right now. Thanks.
 
 
Miss Tree Ted
17:40 / 18.05.04
Gek my dear-- back after a long time away to ask for something very important to my family. We are buying our first real home and it sure would be nice if the bank was as excited about us buying as we are =)

Do you like chocolate?

Missy
 
 
Miss Tree Ted
17:40 / 18.05.04
Gek my dear-- back after a long time away to ask for something very important to my family. We are buying our first real home and it sure would be nice if the bank was as excited about us buying as we are =)

Do you like chocolate?

Missy
 
  

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