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FinderWolf
20:55 / 02.12.03
Gek, please help my friend Jason M. find his way, heal, grow, mature, open his mind, and get off my back and stop being so judgmental of others. Thanks more treats coming your way...
 
 
KnofC
15:35 / 06.12.03
help me to find the strength and heart to do what i must, milk and cookies for you.

KnofC
 
 
specofdust
23:07 / 06.12.03
Gek, help me get better, cookies and milk going your way

Spec
 
 
ExitDose
08:06 / 08.12.03
Hey Gek. For helping me get what I want: milk, cookies, and a gingerbread manor with a milk fountain. Cheers.
 
 
KnofC
16:54 / 08.12.03
cheers GEK, you really are the greatest

KnofC
 
 
Z. deScathach
18:58 / 10.12.03
Greetings to you Gek! Tomorrow, go in for probable eye surgery on my retinas. Please guide my doctors to make the right decisions, and the right actions. Milk and Cookies for you! Sha Sha!
 
 
soulkry
04:22 / 11.12.03
Greetings Gek,

I'm very worried about my job situation, and I need help getting one. I need one that will supply me the benifits to take care of the hormone costs, or else I'm a bit fubar. I'd like to have a job and stop with all the garbage. Help please. I offer you up the very good holiday peanut butter fudge.
 
 
elmo oxygen
04:32 / 12.12.03
Gek, my friend.

As I write this, I am planning to bang out two (2) final papers, each of about ten (10) pages in length.

One is about Donna Haraway's Cyborg Manifesto. The other is about Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina.

I briefly pondered the idea of writing one paper for both classes. However, the thesis "Anna Karenina is a cyborg" would be near impossible to substantiate. In any case, I'd love your help. From what I've heard about you, you're pretty groovy and damn good at what you do. So please, Gek, help me write brilliantly under pressure, or lend me some of your brilliance for a while.

Love, water, & a ice-cream chipwich
elmo oxygen (alr)
 
 
Quantum
08:46 / 12.12.03
Cup of Earl Grey and some Lemon Shortbread for you, Gekster.
Please send some good Brighton vacancies my way and help them bear the fruit of gainful employment- as enjoyable a role as possible please! I will be inviting you into a cameo role in a story for your added glory, passing by granting wishes with an enigmatic smile.
Thank you your gecko-ness,
Q
 
 
Chiropteran
17:37 / 12.12.03
Gek,

I'm having some heinous money problems right now. Please, could you see your way to helping us out so we don't dangle down further into debt, and maybe even help clear out some of the existing pile? Much appreciated, really - and there's a plate of homemade chocolate-chip cookies at home with your name on them, and possibly a packet of coconut cookies on the way home. Hey, I might even be able to coax my wife into brewing up a batch of homemade chai for you, too. Sound good? OH! - and my girlfriend (yeah, we're poly') just wrote to me telling me she just lost her silver cigarette case (containing all her money and ID), and I'd like you to please help her recover it, and quickly. I know I'm asking for two things at once, but I can promise a sweets-binge in your honor this holiday season (and will likely be baking in your name).

Thanks, Gek!

~L
 
 
Chiropteran
17:45 / 12.12.03
Gek,

damn, you're good! She just found her case, with all her money and ID, in a place where it "just couldn't have been." Thanks a bunch, and I certainly owe you cookies. I think I'm going to hit the hot chocolate right now...

~L
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
01:40 / 13.12.03
Does Gek respond to orange juice and chocolate? I've come down with something nasty and unfortunatly didn't think to buy cookies while I was out. Shows me that I need to freeze emergency batches of cookies, lol.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
01:30 / 15.12.03
Gek, I am ill with something that may or may not be the flu, but either way has left me ill, wheezy, and weak for the past three days. I have gathered cookies for you and hope that you will accept them beside a pink grapefruit and a mug of Neo-Citron. As this message posts I shall begin eating in your name.
 
 
FinderWolf
17:13 / 16.12.03
Bard, I think Gek likes just about everything that's tasty and a little bit sweet! Early on in Gek's life, Gek was even found to like broccoli!

Thanks Gek for your help with everything! May Christmas bring the fulfillment of many more wishes for many more people from the Gekster.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:42 / 16.12.03
Gek, every little bit helps tomorrow morning. Ginger snaps and milk, dude! Thanks so much.
 
 
Z. deScathach
02:41 / 17.12.03
Thankyou Gek! My doctors found fluid behind my retina that could have blinded me,and it was fixed. Everything went well! Thankyou Gek!
 
 
delta venus
19:53 / 18.12.03
GEK dear this cookie is for you and it's delicious. Please help out with a little extra cash over the coming days. I ask this for myself and for Anna.
 
 
tamesis
19:48 / 19.12.03
Dearest Gek,

Please help me out with the problem I'm having in my job, you know, the problem with the teenagers. Extremely delicious Double Choc Chip cookies and milk are here for you now, not to mention the dedication of my first post to you! It will be *greatly* appreciated.

deepgreensea
 
 
h3r
09:29 / 20.12.03
dear Gek,

please grant me the ability to focus and deal with my surroundings in a constructive way. I feel a bit lost at the moment and notice that I am showing more negative thinking and hostility towards my current situation than I would like to.
to honor Thee I will devour a good amount of the great xmas cookies my mum has baked ...

thanx
 
 
tamesis
21:08 / 20.12.03
Thanks for your help so far, Gek, hope you enjoyed your treats today - more milk and cookies on Monday and Tuesday in thanks for your continuing assistance!

deepgreensea
 
 
tamesis
19:02 / 23.12.03
Thanks for all your help, Gek - hoped you enjoyed all your treats!

dgs
 
 
carson dial
23:22 / 26.12.03
Gek, thanks for all your help so far. I have another favour to ask, if that's okay. We're going to fix the iBook's display cable tomorrow, so I ask that it all goes okay, and that the little iBook is healthy again by the end of tomorrow. Terry's Chocolate Orange is on its way to you right now 8-). Thanks a bunch.
 
 
Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown
00:34 / 27.12.03
Much belated thanks to Gek. I got to British Columbia, started gobbling sugar cookies, shortbread, and milk on a daily basis, and I've gotten much better and things are going well.

Thanks, Gek!
 
 
eddie thirteen
20:40 / 27.12.03
Dear Gek,

New here. After being nudged toward Barbelith by a friend, I've found a whole bunch of personally-affirming and heart-warming-type stuff, much of which has been inadvertently helpful to the writing I've been doing...uh...*wrong,* and with way more stress and desire for result than I usually apply to anything. Thus, in addition to getting really sick (in part due to the hell of finishing my last semester), I've also been kinda stalled out on the writing, which is even worse than it might be otherwise, since I'm working under deadline.

You seem like just the influence I need most right now, Gekster. A cold-weather creature such as myself tends to be kinda put off by the climates you find most appealing; but I remember a miserable August I spent trapped in Florida as a teenager when my only comfort was the sight of your tiny brethren doing calisthenics on my windowsill (Florida, for all its faults, is full of itty-bitty little lizards), and I have considered lizards my friends ever since. Maybe a dash of your sunning-oneself-on-a-rock attitude would help me out? And then the cookies...lemme tellya, Gek, no one but no one loves sweet stuff like I do. Surely, we are meant to be! (Not that I would wrest you away from all your other admirers...I think there's just too much Gek for any one person to love alone.)

Therefore, wondrous Gek, I sure would be grateful if you'd help me out with my writing...I will devote feasts of chocolate, snack cakes and vanilla-flavored coffee to you...feasts well-nigh neverending! No, no, it won't be an imposition. Really! In addition, I think you have inspired me to introduce an entity like yourself to my story...my sister has a lizard tattoo, you see, and I have a my-sister character in there who could probably use someone like you in her corner right now (my sister herself is pretty happy, but of course any nice things you feel like doing for her would be appreciated as well). I hope you approve. Thanks, Gek!
 
 
carson dial
00:30 / 28.12.03
Gek, you rock. I've got a few bars of chocolate at Christmas, and I'll be dedicating each one to you, in honour of today's resurrection of the iBook…
 
 
FinderWolf
19:34 / 29.12.03
Gek, hope you're enjoying the holidays! I just had a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich for you (and some sour cream & onion potato chips for you too, if you like those), to help power you up for everyone's wishes this holiday season!!
 
 
eddie thirteen
23:47 / 29.12.03
Gek:

You rule! Although I'm still having some writing problems, I think it's more due to the effects of herculean doses of cough/cold medicine than any lack of inspiration...I've had a whole lot of ideas. Not only that, but your ability to locate lost objects is nothing short of amazing. Ginger ale, Jolly Ranchers and Robitussin in your name!
 
 
eddie thirteen
00:02 / 30.12.03
Actually, it occurs to me that cough syrup is not really the best snack(though *I* need it, and it's not without its fun effects), so in addition to the hard candy and ginger ale, I'm also gonna finish off that box of Andes toffee crunch thins I had for you this weekend. I'm not feeling especially chocolate-y at the moment myself, but you need to keep your strength up. Thanks, Gek!
 
 
-=Velius=-
19:04 / 30.12.03
Gek,

The past year has been mentally and emotionally overwhelming and I have found myself more and more lost in the confusion. Could you please provide some guidance and clearity for me to bring in the New Year and help me see my way smoothly through 2004? Cookies are already in the oven for you! They'll be ready for you (along with a ton of milk) by moonrise.

Thanks!
-=Velius=-
 
 
FinderWolf
19:10 / 30.12.03
And I just wanted to say thank you, Gek, for all you've done for me and everyone here at Barbelith.
 
 
The_Player
22:25 / 30.12.03
Hy Gek!

I just ended a meal in your honor: please, help me get all the objectives I put for this new year... thanks!

Player
 
 
FinderWolf
14:33 / 31.12.03
Gek, while I'm thinking of it and since it's New Year's Eve, let me list a few goals for 2004:

- get a good commercial agent

- book a major union on-camera or voice-over commercial spot that makes me a decent amount of money & which helps boost my marketability and demand in show biz

- perform in a quality off-Broadway play

And please help my friend Jason figure his stuff out in his life, and help my father get a well-paying, long-lasting job that he enjoys.

AND please help your father move forward and achieve his goals in his writing career!

Thanks again - Best wishes to all this New Year's Eve!
 
 
delta venus
18:38 / 31.12.03
gek dear what you have done for me is excellent! Thanks for your help with Anna as well.
 
 
Harold Washington died for you
07:50 / 01.01.04
"Then joy and anger eyed each other with suspicion, stupidity and wisdom duped each other, good and bad called one another names, falsehood and truth slandered one another, and the world sank into a decline." Chuang Tzu

Gek, please help me to remember this message, and deliver me from celibacy. Anen.
 
 
h3r
13:57 / 02.01.04
dearest gek,
many thanks are in order. life is wonderful and exciting. i'll go eat cookies right now, homemade stuff, the real deal!
thanx for connecting the dots at the right moment...
greetings -h
 
  

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