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Your Face Hides A Secret Face With A Beard

 
  

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Cherry Bomb
08:33 / 11.04.03
An "excuse me! those are PRESCRIPTION PANTS!" sort of beard...
 
 
A
09:35 / 11.04.03
Four secret beards! One for each chin!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:54 / 11.04.03
In conclusion, it may very well be true that inside every clean-shaven man there is a [secret] beard screaming to be let out. :-)>>
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:59 / 11.04.03
Don't know what went wrong there, maybe the link is top secret: http://members.aol.com/beardguy/bpercept1.htm

And one more attempt at the necessary html here.
 
 
mixmage
13:25 / 11.04.03
"Judging from the data in the present research, the male beard communicates an heroic image of the independent, sturdy, and resourceful pioneer, ready, willing and able to do manly things."

... have beard, will travel!
 
 
Seth
16:37 / 11.04.03
beard
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
17:29 / 11.04.03
I swear by this beard that I will never do you harm! By this secret beard!

[have just read bad play by Dryden in which all the characters swear by their beards]
 
 
Perfect Tommy
23:29 / 11.04.03
One Beard to rule them all
One Beard to lave them;
One Beard to bring them all
And in the darkness shave them.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:30 / 12.04.03
According to Beardrillard, there are no beards at all. Only the simulation of a secret beard.
 
 
Rev. Orr
01:34 / 12.04.03
Lions and Tigers and Beards, oh my.
 
 
A
02:49 / 12.04.03
"What's his name?" "Ssshhh...Secret Beard."
 
 
Seth
14:23 / 12.04.03
Imagine a musical scale in which every note is a vaginal beard which hides a secret face, the whole notation taking the form of a hidden facial beard lost in the turmoil of its beard and its beard's beard and it's lost facial nose and nasal hair. Divide this image into four distinct beards and extract the inner face from the turmoil of each upper facial face, mixing the purest essence of beard beard into an occult concoction of hidden powers. To drink from this vial is to become the face, and to become the face is to succumb to the wiles of the beard's beard's beard. I remove the beard to reveal a beard. There is nothing in my heart except secret nasal hair.
 
 
Seth
21:18 / 14.04.03
Beneath this thread lies a disease.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:29 / 14.04.03
Secret Acute Beard Syndrome: contracted virtually like a barbehabit and incurable by customary depilatory means. Never do the poseur-chin-stroke with one hand while the other holds a mouse...
 
 
A
03:21 / 15.04.03
My secret beard is a phantom limb.
 
 
inhaler
03:25 / 15.04.03
I grew a beard two years ago. I liked it because I felt like I could hide behind it, a distance between myself and the world. It was a very pleasurable distance, I should add. On good days, I felt a quiet dignity that I have not felt since I was forced to shave it off to meet the standards of my workplace. I can understand why many of the great men throughout history favored beards. Beards have a great power which I believe is impossible for one who has never had a beard to understand.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:14 / 15.04.03
My beard used to be secret.
But no more.
Goddamn the FOIA.
 
 
grant
14:11 / 15.04.03
Your skin is a cipher, or rather, a transmission of a cipher, like the copper cable that carries the electric dots and dashes of a telegram. Each pore is a potential follicle, a dot waiting to be received, to grow in fullness across the blank slate of your face. To read the beard is to fill the slate; the beard conceals future beards within its hairy embrace.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
13:52 / 16.04.03
But has your secret beard seen a tiger?
 
 
that
14:00 / 16.04.03
My face is beardless. But it hides two bearded Border Terriers.
 
 
Quantum
14:37 / 16.04.03
My braille beard is so secret only blind beardless barbeloids may decipher it's hidden wonders by brushing their beardless bits against my almost-beardless face, and what they read only they may ever know...
 
 
A
14:49 / 16.04.03
I actually had secret sideburns for a while. I kept them hidden under my hair. Alas, it gradually became apparent that the right sideburn was never going to work, so I had to get rid of them. Sigh.
 
 
Seth
10:11 / 18.04.03
Mach Three Sideburns Aflame!
 
 
A
03:30 / 19.04.03
I know that a good one third of my posts on Barbelith say this, but Mach Three Sideburns Aflame! sounds like a fucking great name for a band.
 
 
Seth
11:25 / 19.04.03
Or a beard.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:30 / 19.04.03
BurnKickSaladWinderSwipeWaysLong.

SIDE!
 
 
Seth
10:10 / 27.04.03
I stood in this unsheltered place
'Til I could see the face behind the face
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:22 / 27.04.03
I went on Jerry Springer to reveal the awful truth about My Secret Face With A Beard

Jerry was a very understanding man and the platitudes did something to reduce the damage done by a jeering crowd. It was horrible, they were all pointing and laughing and so cruel. They dont understand what it's like, even those who have acknowledged their secret beardism.

You see the truth is that my Secret Beard is Fergal, so very, very Fergal.

I waant to shave my secret beard, but have you seen the price of secret razors these days?
 
 
Seth
22:55 / 27.04.03
The price is secret because the razors are secret. Is nothing holy any more?
 
 
ephemerat
00:37 / 28.04.03
The price is a beard. The razors are beards. The holiness is in itself is a secret beard. The secret beard conceals a hallowed hall of faceless beards and their chanting intertwines with the secret beards of the razors in the same way that the hair of your own secret beard intertwines to form an ocean of beards. And from within the ocean a secret beard stirs. And rises.
 
 
Seth
22:31 / 30.04.03
Our God, our help in ages past,
Our hope for years to come,
Our shelter from the stormy blast,
And our eternal home.

Under the shadow of Thy throne
Thy saints have dwelt secure;
Sufficient is Thine arm alone,
And our defense is sure.

Before the hills in order stood,
Or earth received her frame,
From everlasting Thou art God,
To endless years the same.

Thy Word commands our flesh to dust,
“Return, ye sons of men:”
All nations rose from earth at first,
And turn to earth again.

A thousand ages in Thy sight
Are like an evening gone;
Short as the watch that ends the night
Before the rising sun.

The busy tribes of flesh and blood,
With all their lives and cares,
Are carried downwards by the flood,
And lost in following years.

Time, like an ever rolling stream,
Bears all its sons away;
They fly, forgotten, as a dream
Dies at the opening day.

Like flowery fields the nations stand
Pleased with the morning light;
The flowers beneath the mower’s hand
Lie withering ere ‘tis night.

Our God, our help in ages past,
Our hope for years to come,
Be Thou our guard while troubles last,
And our eternal home.


THE FUCKING BIBLE CODE WAS MORE SUBTLE.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
22:44 / 30.04.03
My beard is an Illuminatus, but I am only a mage in training.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
10:33 / 01.05.03
My face hides a secret face with squirrels. Secret squirrels.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:16 / 01.05.03
Beware the oily buzzing. The day of unveiling is at hand.
 
 
Seth
12:08 / 03.05.03
Dismal fucking beard. I rue the day.
 
  

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