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Your Face Hides A Secret Face With A Beard

 
  

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_pin
19:58 / 05.04.03
My beard isn't. In the way that 14 year old's beards isn't. Only more so, because it barely reaches my cheeks. It isn't in the way developmentally reatarted 14 year old's isn't.

Christ- biologically, I'm less adult then bad indie underground mumbling rap artists. Hope? There is none.
 
 
The Strobe
21:50 / 05.04.03
I subvert the norm by displaying my secret face, my secret bearded face, for all to see. The secret face is the public face. The public face, the beardless face, that is now the secret face.

Public face. Secret face. Not that way round.

Secret face. Public face. That's better.

Do you see?
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
22:35 / 05.04.03
The beard stays...YOU GO!
 
 
Olulabelle
22:36 / 05.04.03
No. No.

Now I'm back to reading it as Pubic face, as per the misreadings thread.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
05:11 / 06.04.03
Ah, but how much more evil is the mo-less beard? The KenneallyBeard? I proclaim it the most evil facehair. You cry at it, not it at you.
 
 
rizla mission
09:43 / 06.04.03
Guys who shave their heads shouldn't grow beards, because two wrongs don't make a right.

I think there's a lot to be said for the "frightening satanist" look.

Combine it with a suitably menacing stare and nobody will dare question or talk back to you ever again.

Ming didn't look like he did just to be wacky, y'know.
 
 
Seth
10:11 / 06.04.03
The secret Ming hides within your beard like a hidden 'f,' 'a,' 'c' and 'e' within surface text. His face shines like the beard and becomes an occulted beard, reducing as the moisture evaporates from the face into the distillation of the beard to be used in the process of conjuring the secret inner facial beard. The beard wraps itself around your terrible inner countenance, hated and alone. What will it become? The tragedy of the inner beard is about to change into something more... it will become a beard.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
18:25 / 06.04.03
Nobody knows it.

But I've got a secret beard.

And I use it only for *you*
 
 
gingerbop
19:03 / 06.04.03
Ick, Theyre vile, truly vile. I wouldnt go near a guy with a beard with a bargepole (sorry santa), but do u really want to look like u have a face full of pubes? Never trust a man with a beard.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:11 / 06.04.03
Hey ginger that's a bit extreme. I mean let's have a little definition here... you talking about a Dumbledore beard or a Jack Fear beard? A Ming the Merciless beard or any beard at all? I'd hate to think that Dumbledore had white flowing pubic hair... actually I think I'd like Dumbledore to be a eunuch, like Barbie's boyfriend!
 
 
The Strobe
20:29 / 06.04.03
Ginger beards are not extreme in the slightest.
 
 
Rev. Orr
02:12 / 07.04.03
My face can't keep a secret. Every morning I wake up, a little more of my beard is showing. Should I face the beard and let it come to be, or should I just cry? You all know, but it's a secret.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:59 / 08.04.03
I have a beard. A beard of bees. Secret bees.
 
 
Jack Fear
01:28 / 08.04.03
 
 
Seth
17:49 / 08.04.03
Your secret bee beard is made up of hidden bees with secret beards.
 
 
The Strobe
22:12 / 08.04.03
I have a secret face. It has a secret metabeard. It's a beard.

About beards.

A bearded beard, if you like.

Covered in bebearded-beardeded bees.

Which are covered in bees.

So bite me.
 
 
A
06:00 / 09.04.03
I say, young lady, would you like to see my "secret beard"?
 
 
Seth
07:44 / 09.04.03
The young lady is your secret beard.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:16 / 09.04.03
But above your speckled tabard, showing a bee-speckled beard, is a face with a secret face, and the secret face is a bespectacled face with a beard.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
10:22 / 09.04.03
I have a beard that I keep with my secret face in a jar by the door..

WHO IS IT FOR?!?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
10:27 / 09.04.03
Worship the tripartite lord.

One bourbon.
One scotch.
And One Beard.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
10:28 / 09.04.03
WHO IS IT FOR?!?

All the lonely people, perhaps.

(Father MacKenzie already has his own).
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
12:06 / 09.04.03
So that's what he was wiping the dirt from his hands with.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:44 / 09.04.03
Then darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there? Yeah, right. Sicko perv.
 
 
The Falcon
16:30 / 09.04.03
Secret socks made of secret childrens beards?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:43 / 10.04.03
No. Secret socks. Which hide secret feet. Which hide beards.
The hobbits are not what they seem.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:19 / 10.04.03
Maybe saying "darn!" again and again... secretly!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:22 / 10.04.03
Yes. But the really fucked thing is that while he was secretly saying "darn!", Fr. McKenzie was actually addressing his beard. Which he likes to think of as bees. But, secretly, it isn't. Couldn't you just cry?

Eleanor Rig-BEE!!! You see? Eleanor "the beard" Rigby, as she was known at school.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
09:44 / 10.04.03
A chubby beard who now runs a comic shop...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:04 / 10.04.03
You mean a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan? Must be a big hit with the ladeez.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:35 / 10.04.03
"No sighing in my [secret] store."
 
 
grant
17:49 / 10.04.03
The secret face is bearded, but the beard is no secret. The beard is a public trail, a tail of smoke at the corners of the chin. The face behind the beard is burning. Secretly burning.
 
 
The Strobe
18:46 / 10.04.03
Your momma so fat she hide a secret fatbeard behind her face.
 
 
deja_vroom
19:21 / 10.04.03
The beard that can be explained is not the true beard, my friends. Therefore the only true beard not only is secret, but its locus is unreachable. Even though we might assume that the face is crying, all facts concerning the beard are at best wild guesses. Even if it *was* possible to observe the secret beard, the quantic principle of uncertainty determines that we would not be able to determine both the position and the momentum of the beard at the same time. There are certain things that men were not meant to behold, and the secret flaming* beard is one of them.

*. I am of personal opinion that the beard can only be briefly glimpsed through the apophatic way, i.e, what the beard is not, exempli gratia - the beard is not a bird. The beard is not Charlie Parker. The beard is not a heavy, hairy egg. But it's in the name of tradition that we must assing certain signs that mark the numinousness of the beard. Hnce the use of the term "flaming".
 
 
mixmage
01:29 / 11.04.03
ahhh... Heisenbeard
 
  

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