Subcultural engagement for the 21st Century...
Barbelith is a new kind of community (find out more)...
You can login or register.

Your Face Hides A Secret Face With A Beard

Page: (1)2 3 4 5 6... 7

Regrettable Juvenilia

17:25 / 02.04.03

...And the face with a beard is crying.

Jack Fear

17:30 / 02.04.03

Thus do I refute thee!

but see:

The face with the beard is smiling! He's smiling!!

Jack The Bodiless

17:31 / 02.04.03

Just as your beard hides a face of woe. With a secret beard.

gridley

17:34 / 02.04.03

awww... look how sad the beardless face is! don't you just want to cheer it up somehow?

Jack The Bodiless

17:36 / 02.04.03

Yes. With a beard. A beard of grins and happiness. But the beard will have a secret face. Of death!

Jack Fear

17:39 / 02.04.03

Only the beard can bring cheer!
Beard = Jollity!

Search your feelings: you know it to be true.

Jack The Bodiless

17:44 / 02.04.03

Should the beard have a secret face, there is no knowing what it may bring. And should the face be secreting a beard in secret...

Your face, Jack, has a secret beard behind the beard that is your face.

Jack Fear

17:53 / 02.04.03

Wait--is t6his the bit where I look in the mirror and say "Candyman" five times?

Jack The Bodiless

17:57 / 02.04.03

But the face in the mirror has a secret face. And on that face is a beard, facing secretly onto the bearded face that is your face.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

18:00 / 02.04.03

My beard conceals only my lack of facial hair.

Ganesh

18:04 / 02.04.03

Hm. Just shaved my long-term beard off - partly to lend significance to my starting a new post today, and partly to give Xoc those 'shagging Jordy Chandler' insecurities.

Jack The Bodiless

18:06 / 02.04.03

Or so you would like us to think.

But in truth your beard conceals a secret face. A beardless face... until the secret facia of the face is removed, revealing a beard secreted beneath the face.

Jack The Bodiless

18:07 / 02.04.03

Ahem. Both of you.

Seth

18:41 / 02.04.03

Perhaps you may seek to hide the pain behind your eyes. You hide your face from me, but is it not a beard that I see secreted within your hidden pain?

Open your face to me. Let me see your hidden inner beard. I will tend the pain behind your eyes with my beard.

grant

20:00 / 02.04.03

The beard is made of tears? Secret tears? Crying behind the face on my face?

Kit-Cat Club

20:20 / 02.04.03

Would you tend the pain behind my ears with your secret beard? Behind my ears a secret face is hidden, concealed by the tears of my secret beardless beard. Faceless beardless facebeard. Tears of the.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

20:27 / 02.04.03

Tom's beard provided me with a moment of Enlightenment.

His curly beard, that is, not his everyday goatee beard he had when I first met him, which merely provided me with a moment of hilarity.

Seth

05:49 / 03.04.03

Your tears will be absorbed by my inner beard which will flower and open up into the most secret hidden face. Within that face there is a portal leading to a beard and a higher face, and upon caressing that beard it will tell ancient legends of a warrior beard, stubbornly fighting its own face. Perhaps it is still fighting it's own face, wanting a glimpse of its own legendary inner face and secret beard. Only the facial beard knows of the beard within a beard within a beard...

mixmage

07:32 / 03.04.03

cut not the corners...
nor trim thy chops, lest it be in earnest.

For the Lord sees each bristle that is cast upon the dirt, and is much aggrieved. Lo! it is easier for a rich man to enter the barber of heaven, than for me to get into a local club...

my secret face wears a public beard

Our Lady of The Two Towers

07:57 / 03.04.03

I am not the beard of your fathers...

Our Lady of The Two Towers

10:35 / 03.04.03

Beware you bearded perverts...

Quantum

10:50 / 03.04.03

Anybody seen the animation voiced by Willy Rushden where a man is slave to a beard that is sentient and grows faster than he can shave it? If you have you will recognise the phrase he wails as his facial hair attempts to strangle him- "Be fair, beard!"

If not, then know only this- the beard lurks behind the face, as the Great Old Ones lurk behind the facade of everyday existence. A face without a beard is just a beard waiting to happen, only the continual vigilance of the razor industry keeps them at bay.
Beware the beards! They will turn on us one day! Mark my words!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

11:05 / 03.04.03

Alas, my face can only hide a beard, as my bristles are not strong enough. But the beard it hides is the beard of doom. But that hides a secret angelic face that cries in the dawn, it cries for the secret beard it cannot have!

I am not strong enough for the beard, I bow down to it's power.

And to a lesser extent, the little bits of food which are caught in it. I like to call them "disciples".

Whisky Priestess

11:25 / 03.04.03

To keep up my public face I present a faceless beard. A beard without a face, to save my beardless face. Those who would query my beard are faced off - my beard is engineered so that I need not face the fact I'm queer.

(said Tom Cruise)

William Sack

11:50 / 03.04.03

The pretty ladies on the posters who tell me to buy stuff, they have secret beards. Secret beards that I liberate with my marker pen. And that man at the tube station telling me to join Holmes Place gym? He has a secret cock.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

13:23 / 03.04.03

When I feel the need for a beard, I comb my eyebrows down across my face like curtains of spiny seaweed dried by nuns.

This is true.

deja_vroom

16:56 / 03.04.03

I just married this beard. No more lonely winter nights for me. No, sir.

Seth

21:17 / 03.04.03

The beard is worth more to me alive than dead. It is a lush canopy of pure waters and nourishment, it keeps my hidden face within its folds, nuturing the seed that will one day become a new face with a new beard, with bearded children of its own, each with their own secret face, beards like mirrors to shine the sun on every secret beard until they merge in a flow of faces and inner faces. Every beard save one: the secret beard, that hides an inner face with a beard.

netbanshee

01:54 / 04.04.03

My face hides no beard as it's always trying to reveal it to me. Just last week, it was not my face per se, but my chin and upper lip that were hidden in colors unlike the rest of my beloved strands. Now that it is gone, I am faced with the previous secret of a younger looking me.

adamswish

12:51 / 04.04.03

but remember not all beards are jolly. Presenting evidence 1.A

Bear

13:00 / 04.04.03

I have a real secret beard as no Barbeloid has ever seen it and I'll probably chicken out and shave it off tonight, I may keep the remains in a jar.

I like to call it my Stone Cold beard.

Seth

16:01 / 04.04.03

The evil beard hides its intention like a cancer.

The Return Of Rothkoid

23:23 / 04.04.03

And cancer hides its intention like an evil beard.

08:12 / 05.04.03

Guys who shave their heads shouldn't grow beards, because two wrongs don't make a right.

Mourne Kransky

08:33 / 05.04.03

My secret face sports a secret moustache. It is the ghost of the Village People clone job I persevered with till long after the glorious seventies had faded.

Beards, I've had a few, but then again too few to mention. Stopped wearing my scruffy goatee when they began to be so fashionable, lest I be taken for a boy band member.

Page: (1)2 3 4 5 6... 7

Add Your Reply