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Your Face Hides A Secret Face With A Beard

 
  

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Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
01:18 / 05.05.03
Beware the oily buzzing of my secret bees, for they each have a secret face, a secret face with a public beard of secret bees, each of these bees having a public face, a public face which hides a secret beard.

And the bees on the beard are crying.
 
 
Seth
15:31 / 08.06.03
Inside my visible flat I have photographs of Flyboy's secret beard, so secret that I cannot reveal that I have the photographs in my visible flat. Or A.P.A.R.T.M.E.N.T.

Evidence, Flyboy. Evidence. The life of your beard was short but captured forever on Snapping Turtle's visible camera apparatus. Spock once had a beard, Flyboy too. Can we deduce that Flyboy is a little bit like Spock? Only without the beard?

The humble beard seems to think so. Flyboy's Humble Beard.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:01 / 08.06.03
I fear thee not. My passport bears the graven image of a past beard. The long-lamented Trotsky beard.



All past beards are one beard.
 
 
Seth
16:11 / 08.06.03
Your hasty bluff proves nothing. Witness the vaginal beard!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
21:19 / 08.06.03
Hasty beard
 
 
Seth
21:44 / 08.06.03
The grey-thatched hasty beard of Malcolm McDowell, above his stately front tail.
 
 
grant
17:35 / 10.06.03
All past beards are one beard.

This is only true inasmuch as all faces are one face, or all souls are one soul. There is a connection, yes, between all beards, and all souls - something deeper than mere membership in a category.
Yet to deny the difference in beards is to ignore all cases of beardedness, of the variety of beards. Some are public, some are private, for example. And even enfolded in the dark, private embrace of the face, the secret beards are as different from one another as hair is from hair, united only by the common shroud of darkness. To the fingers, however, it becomes as clear as day that the sinuous curl of one secret beard is eternally sundered from the face which bears its public cousin. The marriage between beards, secret face with outer face, is a very real phenomena, at least as far as the sensitive fingers of the stroking perceiver are concerned.
The tears issue from the wound that divides inner from outer.
 
 
Seth
20:04 / 11.06.03
This is only true inasmuch as all faces are one face, or all souls are one soul. There is a connection, yes, between all beards, and all souls - something deeper than mere membership in a category.
Yet to deny the difference in
beards is to ignore all cases of beardedness, of the variety of beards. Some are public, some are private, for example. And even enfolded in the dark, private embrace of the face, the secret beards are as different from one another as hair is from hair, united only by the common shroud of darkness. To the fingers, however, it becomes as clear as day that the sinuous curl of one secret beard is eternally sundered from the face which bears its public cousin. The marriage between beards, secret face with outer face, is a very real phenomena, at least as far as the sensitive fingers of the stroking perceiver are concerned.
The tears issue from the wound that divides inner from outer.


I have isolated your use of the word *beard*
 
 
grant
20:31 / 11.06.03
This is only true inasmuch as all faces are one face, or all souls are one soul. There is a connection, yes, between all reflects, and all souls - something deeper than mere membership in a category.
Yet to deny the difference in reflects is to ignore all cases of reflectedness, of the variety of reflects. Some are public, some are private, for example. And even enfolded in the dark, private embrace of the face, the secret reflects are as different from one another as hair is from hair, united only by the common shroud of darkness. To the fingers, however, it becomes as clear as day that the sinuous curl of one secret reflect is eternally sundered from the face which bears its public cousin. The marriage between reflects, secret face with outer face, is a very real phenomena, at least as far as the sensitive fingers of the stroking perceiver are concerned.
The tears issue from the wound that divides inner from outer.
 
 
rizla mission
14:12 / 12.06.03
I have recently been developing the theory that PEOPLE WITH BEARDS MEAN BUSINESS. Proper beards that is - public beards. Big, unplanned, wild beards.

Just consider historical figures, famous people, musicians, actors etc. who have sported proper beards - for better or worse, they all MEAN BUSINESS.

I can't wait until I'm old and gnarly enough to cultivate a PROPER beard.
 
 
Seth
12:50 / 25.12.03
Cut with tiny blades, little smiles open in my flesh, and out floweth hair. Nasal. Hair.

Within each folical is an aparatus for synthesizing beard growth. Each folical is a C.Y.L.I.N.D.E.R. Only G-D fucking knows why.

My arms are raised, and under each is a beard. Both stink.
 
 
Seth
09:43 / 26.01.04
bart
 
 
gornorft
11:18 / 28.01.04
I have a secret face!

I'm going to be 43 in 2 days time and I have a beard which I started growing on my 21st birthday and which has NEVER been shaved off. I have no idea what I look like without it. None.

It's a secret!

If somebody goes to the effort of starting a new topic with the heading "Let's see Justified Ancient unmasked" and, um, let's say 6 people reply to it I'll shave it off and post a picture.

Just to whet the appetite, here's a "before" shot...

 
 
grant
19:32 / 28.01.04
Pellets of beard, like a rodent in the baseboards, between the joists and struts, raiding nocturnal kitchens. This is what the beard is reduced to. Death would be kinder.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:38 / 31.03.04
The secret beard shall be revealed, made known to the world, but the world shall not know the beard's secret.
 
 
Seth
07:55 / 14.06.04
Secrecy. Silence. Conspiracy.

The Biggest Prick in Surrey.

Nasal hair.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:43 / 16.06.04
I...

Dammit.
 
 
Seth
07:55 / 30.09.04
Absense of evidence is not evidence of absence.

I feel like I'm trapped in a cavity wall.

There's a box on the floor. It contains a rat. With a beard.

The rat is getting angry.
 
 
Seth
19:52 / 16.04.05
Thames Valley Beard vs Hampshire Beard.

Rigourous and stinky, the beard growth smites the firstborn around the backhole.

Puckered mouth and stunning beard. Tankard.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:25 / 21.06.05
Think you're a big boy, 'cos you've got a beard?

 
 
Seth
23:25 / 21.06.05
High traffic beard.
 
 
Seth
23:26 / 21.06.05
beard beard beard beard beard
beard beard beard beard beard
won't someone stop the screaming?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
07:04 / 22.06.05
Ah! Who stole Number 1?
 
 
Olulabelle
08:20 / 22.06.05
[Offtopica]

I love this thread! I'm so glad it's back. If I was better at it I'd grow a beard to celebrate.

[End Offtopica]
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:23 / 22.06.05
Though ye may scrape off the beard with soap and a blade, doth it not return?



YEA VERILY.
 
 
grant
18:08 / 22.06.05
Follicular earth, reaching bristles to the stars.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:01 / 22.06.05
That beard is a learner, a mere stubble pup. It is not an ancient beard. It has aeons to go before it can know the secrets of what it is to be a lauded Megalithomanian beard.

 
 
Seth
22:56 / 22.06.05
Cranbury Avenue.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:02 / 12.08.05
A spectre is haunting Europe.

It is the spectre of beardedness.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
13:05 / 12.08.05
I don't trust shiny faces.
 
 
iamus
01:29 / 14.08.05


The Trotsky beard of yesteryear quivers under the follicular might of the Lenin beard!
 
 
Seth
10:21 / 17.08.05
Endless possible beards at the quantum level.
 
 
Triplets
10:35 / 17.08.05
The snowbeard, iterations of superfollicles empowered to protect the overbeard.
 
 
iamus
12:27 / 17.08.05
Schrodinger's beard, which exists in both trimmed and straggly states of quantum indeterminacy.
 
 
Quantum
12:31 / 17.08.05
So many possibilities... I dreamt that Seth had a secret beard last night, seriously (and you were there, and you...). Is it true?

You know the googlevert at the top of this page is for beard trimmers? Not even secret ones?
 
  

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