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Getting a Ventolin in the UK:
"No you cannot have yr repeat prescription until you have seen the nurse. Take a day off work (unpaid), queue up for 2 hours, stand up, sit down, blow into a plastic tube, do a double back-flip through a flamin hoop whilst whistling the theme to Dynasty, say 12 Hail Maries, then go down the pharmacist who will also give you the 3rd degree about yr meds because he's got a chip on his shoulder about knowing more than the doctors do, also pay seven quid."
Getting Vento in Spain:
"Hello, Mr or Ms pharmacy person. I would like a Ventolin inhaler, please."
"Certainly, here is your medication, that will be about two quid English money. Also have some free shampoo!" |
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