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No star here laces
16:54 / 03.07.02
I agree with Ganesh re: Kate, and actually expect that she will win. There seems to be a great deal of resentment around her for being "the fit one" this year, which is kind of undeserved as she has been entirely sweet and nice to everyone in the house throughout.

Though she is kind of boring, I'll admit.

Anybody else spot posh boy Tim's laughable petulance in nominating her because he fancies her rotten and she clearly doesn't return the compliment? And then the fact that he chooses to invite her over to the rich side for dinner afterwards anyway? Wanker.
 
 
suds
17:04 / 03.07.02
it would be ace if a female won big brother. i think all other countries have had male-only winners.
poor tim! i can't feel angry with him for being mean to kate anymore because he's all alone on the rich side... that would sucketh.
 
 
Ganesh
17:21 / 03.07.02
Cover Tim's face from the eyes upwards and I defy you not to think of The League of Gentlemen...
 
 
No star here laces
18:28 / 03.07.02
Tim being alone on the rich side is such sweet poetic justice.

Quoth Tim (on his first day) - "I'm not sure how I'll fit in here, I mean I went to boarding school and I'm proud of being boarding school, and I don't think anyone else here is"
 
 
suds
18:43 / 03.07.02
yeah, and he did say that money equals happiness.
the poor muppet.
 
 
The Natural Way
18:48 / 03.07.02
Wanting to slap Adele has nothing to do with sexism and everything to do with evil. She's nasty. Last night: Jonny, Adele and Jade having a nice chat around the barbie. Jonny walks off and Adele promptly cusses him big style. Nasty, nasty, nasty. Unpleasant and nasty.

With a shrew head.

Slaps.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:07 / 04.07.02
It's the fact that, as I understand it, they are prepared to occupy a small space with NO BOOKS for nine weeks that gets me. No wonder the ESN crowd are so vigorously represented...
 
 
DaveBCooper
10:20 / 04.07.02
The book thing is harsh, I completely agree. In previous years they’ve been allowed to take in 2 books each, but that was stopped this year (there’s a thought : you might be in an environment for 10 weeks, which 2 books would YOU take ? Hmmm), possibly in the hope it would spur more interesting chat… wrong.

And then this year Lee got their magazines confiscated because he was pointing to words to communicate in secret with people. Mainly telling Adele he fancied her. Which he seemed to forget about pretty quickly thereafter. No wonder Spencer complained so vociferously about the magazine confiscation…

DBC
 
 
The Natural Way
11:08 / 04.07.02
Whyfore do the funny men fancy Hardbone Shrew?

Gross.

The books thing is evil.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
12:20 / 04.07.02
Weren't there a lot more challenges in the previous two years as well? I just don't remember them sitting around doing nothing for quite as much time as the current group have.
 
 
Ganesh
13:23 / 04.07.02
I think the 'no books, no musical instruments' rule is reflected in this year's choice of contestants and their behaviour. They've obviously selected individuals who are quite able to survive for that long without reading - I haven't heard anyone lamenting the lack of literature - and presumably direct their Real Life energies elsewhere (physical exercise, grooming and bitching, from the looks of things). This may also be why we've seen precious few attempts to tackle Big Questions (last year's bunch got philosophical on a much more frequent basis).
 
 
The Natural Way
14:27 / 04.07.02
Y'mean they're a bunch 'a' thickies?
 
 
Ganesh
14:39 / 04.07.02
Why, no! I'd say their inner/fantasy lives are less hungry for reading matter than some...
 
 
ghadis
14:57 / 04.07.02
I was reading in some magazine about how they found Tims details on Friends Reunited in which he'd written a small essay about himself and going into detail about how many companies his father has and how much these are worth...
 
 
DaveBCooper
15:22 / 04.07.02
They did show a funny montage of Spencer bewailing the loss of the magazines (over and over and over again he complained in the diary room), though that kind of depends on your definition of literature, I’ll admit…

Anyone got any idea what magazine Tim was reading the other day ? He’d paid £100 for it from his insane one-person budget, I gather. I looked like it had some kind of ‘celebrity’ feature in it, which made me wonder if it was Heat or somesuch… but as those have been rife with features from the various evictees, wouldn’t that give him info about the outside world ? Anyone know ?

And I love the way they keep showing Tim just staring into space. Looks almost sinister sometimes…

DBC
 
 
The Natural Way
12:43 / 05.07.02
Oh look, its "Piss off mature bloke!" bloke.
 
 
The Natural Way
12:43 / 05.07.02
Oh look, its "Piss off mature bloke!" bloke.
 
 
Ganesh
13:06 / 05.07.02
Because we're interested in other people and their reactions to familiar/unfamiliar situations. Well, I am, anyway.
 
 
The Natural Way
13:37 / 05.07.02
I'm just immature. I also have really bad taste.
 
 
suds
14:26 / 05.07.02
has anyone been to digital spy? it kicks the channel 4 sites ass, and then some. it has hourly updates and can be quite funny.
i am going out tonight, convinced adele is going to leave.
bah hah hah!!!
 
 
Fist Fun
16:04 / 05.07.02
Favourite Adele moment -
Adele to Alex: "You'll never guess what Jade has been saying Johnny. You wouldn't believe this but she has been saying that we think he is just putting on a show for the cameras. Can you believe the nerve of her!
Alex looks confused, as if he is trying to get things straight in his head, then tentatively suggests:
"Yes, but we do think that. Don't we?"
Cue a silenced Adele.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:23 / 05.07.02
Did I really just hear Jade's mum ask Davina MacCall why she's looking rough?

And did Jade really not know about the Second World War?
 
 
Ganesh
21:44 / 05.07.02
Fucking hell, Jade's mother is scary...
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
22:55 / 05.07.02
Hell yes. Some kind of warning would have been appreciated.

I quite liked Adele. I didn't think she was "evil" or "nasty".

I just think she was bored.

But still. She was intelligent enough to know better. Jade might just be stupid enough to get away with it for a few more weeks, bless her. PJ, Jonny and Tim are presently enthusing about Enrico Iglesias, Enigma and Roxette. Therefore: death to them, instantly. Which leaves Alex and Kate, either of whom can buy me a pint anytime.
 
 
suds
13:41 / 06.07.02
yo, what was up with the booing last night?
i mean you know as well as i do that adele was never liked by me, but fuck the booing is harsh.
yes! ganesh and e randy dupre - jade's mum is super scary. i think she was an alcoholic and jade took a lot of time off school in order to look after her. i think that's why jade has lack of knowledge which of course doesn't make her any less perceptive. yeah, i like her. i am glad she's still in the house. and she has one of the cutest faces i've ever seen! i don't think she's like me anymore either, to all those who care.
now adele is out, what is alex gonna do, the poor sausage?
i love jade. i'd marry her in an instant, but i really want kate to win. she's charming and she's fun.
 
 
Ganesh
17:45 / 06.07.02
Alex is gonna survive. He'll form a little Posh Boys' Collective with Tim, and they'll bitch about puppet abuse.

The booing made me wince but, in a strange way, I felt Adele deserved it, if anyone did. I think of it in Child Psychiatry terms: when a large family brings a disruptive 'problem child' (attention-deficit or conduct disorder) to the doctor, it's important to look hard at the group dynamic. Nine times out of ten, there's a 'stoker', a child sly enough to wind the volatile kid up, give them a prod then retreat to a safe distance. This describes Adele and Jade's relationship, except in this case, the 'stoker' was caught - by seven million-odd viewers.

I also didn't hugely appreciate Adele implying that she only had a girlfriend because men always fancied her sister over her. Way to go, Gender Warrior!

Nasty, duplicitous, behind-the-scenes manipulator. She had it coming.
 
 
Ganesh
18:05 / 06.07.02
Having seen where Jade came from (and I'm picturing a scaaary womb) I'm a little more sympathetic toward the terminally-snub one. I'm hoping that, now the 'stoker' is gone and she's got slightly nicer influences (Kate and Jonny), we'll see a gentler, nicer, more endearing side to her blossom. I really think she's a lovely person at heart and, assuming she mellows a little, she deserves to be in the final three...
 
 
Spatula Clarke
19:39 / 06.07.02
Scary, but I'm beginning to agree. She may even make it there now. We've had the period of 'hating the loud one', now we pass on to 'finding the loud one strangely endearing'.

The interview with Adele. Lee got chastised for flirting in the house while still being in a serious relationship outside of it. Anybody else notice how it was completely different for Adele, that MacCall & audience were rooting for her to dump the current squeeze and get it on with Alex once he's evicted? Presumably, bisexual women are just going through a phase before meeting the Right Man. C4 are obviously proud that they saved her from making a huuuge mistake.

Oh yeah. Bisexual virgin. I hadn't heard that before last night. Brett Anderson, anyone?
 
 
Ganesh
20:00 / 06.07.02
Being fair, Adele totally gave off that vibe while she was in the BB house: "I've got a girlfriend but...". She implied that she'd somehow 'turned to women' because a) no male had ever paid her sufficient attention, and b) she didn't really fancy (the idea of) sex. Add this to the whole perpetuation of the 'bisexual = untrustworthy' stereotype, and Adele's hardly a wonderful flag-flyer for the LesbiGay Bisexual Trans Etc. Community.

No reason why she should be, of course. Just pointing out that Channel 4 isn't solely responsible for the way her relationships were treated in the Davina interview...
 
 
suds
21:40 / 07.07.02
yay! people are beginning to love jade, too! i feel all happy-like.
is there any point in voting this week? i mean, it's totally pj, huh.
 
 
Ganesh
22:11 / 07.07.02
PJ's ahead of Kate in the website's popularity chart. Vote.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:32 / 10.07.02
Presumably, Tim doesn't know what 'arrogant' actually means, seeing as it's a personality trait he's claiming never to have displayed. He needs to go, and soon.
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
22:10 / 10.07.02
He appears to misunderstand the concept of 'people having a laugh', too.
 
 
uncle retrospective
12:43 / 11.07.02

From popbitch.


>> Are the Big Brother votes rigged? <<
Unpopular tossers kept in House by gamblers

We hear that Mr Big is making a lot of money out
of Big Brother 3.

According to our sources, the voting is being
rigged on a massive scale by professional
gamblers, using stolen mobiles and computerised
sending of text messages.

This explains why there are so many votes this
year (something like four million last week),
and why all the favourites are being voted out.
Bookies are said to have paid out £1.5million on
Adele's exit last week.

Our source himself is several grand up, the lucky sod.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:49 / 12.07.02
Jade-no-mates (bless....) cryiong in bed.

In comes Jonny to comfort her.

Bawls Jade, "They're all playing a game and I can't. I don't have no tic tacs!"

"That's tactics, Jade," says Jonny, tictfully.

Bawls Jade again, "I've got none of them tictactics..."

Jonny escapes, telling Jade to cuddle her monkey.

Jade still bawling, "I don't know how to be tictactical...(Sniff)"

Jade is a national treasure! Wish she'd fall on Tim and crush him to death. Or at least break his hair.
 
  

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