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Ganesh
23:41 / 24.05.02
We begin again... and you just know you'll get sucked in just like you did last year, whether you like it or not.

First impressions? Jade, a sort of loud, blonde, apparently function-free facsimile of Kathy Birke's 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' character is easily leading contender for First Evictee - if only to lower the decibel count to an acceptable level. Then who? Dull muscleboy, Lee? The nice-but-fat (and old) housemates, moustachioed Alison and gender-orientation-dubious Sandy?

The prettiest individuals are likely to last longer: camera-friendly FHM-babe Kate (who actually seems genuinely likeable), clearly-overwhelmed Spencer (who namechecked his all-time favourite book as Roald Dahl's 'The Witches' - bless!) and toothy posho model Alex.

Thoughts? Opinions? Snap judgments?
 
 
mate
00:23 / 25.05.02
I think the Welsh one will win.

How long have they been in that house now? A year? Hasn't someone been murdered yet?
 
 
Ganesh
01:39 / 25.05.02
Already the live E4 footage is proving strangely gripping. Jonny, Jade, Spencer and Sunita are sitting around chatting long after everyone else has gone to bed - and, as a result, they're all easier to identify with. Jade, as with Bubble last year, is much 'nicer' when fatigued. Spencer comes out of his shell, and his Sexiness Quotient is upped by his air of intelligent cool (and his sliding down the 'Big Brother' bannister in a rather impressive manner).

By contrast, Alex the scarily-dentured model comes across as slightly precious/prissy and Lynne, the token intellectual (just sat an exam in 19th Century French poetry! gushed Davina) stand-offish. If you ever find yourself on 'Big Brother', don't go to bed early on the first day...
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
09:40 / 25.05.02
Anyone care to bet which of them needs trauma counselling first?
 
 
Ganesh
12:45 / 25.05.02
Which of the last lot needed "trauma counselling"?
 
 
Not Here Still
16:37 / 25.05.02
Vanessa Feltz.
 
 
Ganesh
16:41 / 25.05.02
Celebrities - and their apparent 'need' for counselling/psychotherapy in order to find their arses - bear scant resemblance to the population at large.

This debate surfaces every year: the whole 'how sadistic/voyeuristic is this' shebang. This time, I'd like to get down to the real nitty-gritty: which housemates are 'differently sexual'?
 
 
suds
10:37 / 27.05.02
ok, here's my two cents:

jade is annoying, but she has the most beautiful tummy in the world. and real thighs too! she's pleasing to my aesthetic. and yes, before you ask, i am ovulating.
spencer seems very interesting. i like. anyone who swims while smoking a cigarette does it for me.
i think jonny will win because he's a JWM (jokey white male --- they always seem to do well on these sorts of shows)...it's boring and it's dull right now but they're going to split the house which might improve matters.
 
 
The Natural Way
11:00 / 27.05.02
It's always dull to start w/.

Jade must die. She's loud and intrusive and like a fucking baby she thinks everything centres around her. Urrgh. The worst thing is, she's boring - just dull - she hasn't really got anything to say, but she'll say whatever it is as loudly as she can, w/ a big grin on her face and we're supposed to mistake all her noise for "personality"..... No. Fuck off. And her baby opinions about addiction made me want to kill, also. And then her baby crying......"I miss my boyfriend....someone just called me a little kid...." She'll definitely be out by the end of the week and then we'll have to hear some old crap about how "they just couldn't handle my personality/confidence/whatever..."

Damn right.

I know, I know....I'm being boring: everyone's probably spewing Jade related invective right now, but I can't help it. Must. Vent. Spleen.

JP's just a FHM reading Trev and I'm not having any of it. He can piss off, too. Lee's the same, but his muscle-narcissism could lead to some funny shouting and flexing.
 
 
Fist Fun
21:03 / 02.06.02
BB is starting to get interesting. Alex is possibly the most annoying person in the world with his male model cleaning obsessed ways. Although I don't really understand why the rest of them have started pissing in the shower. Have they gone feral after a week?
Lee seems ready to put his 3 and a half year relationship in jeopardy for someone he has known a week. Must be really strange being his girlfriend watching...
Jade seems really nice actually. Yeah, kinda annoying in a superficial way but very genuine when you get past that.
Why do they find it so hard just living in a house for a bit though? They have only been in a short while and there is already tension...
 
 
suds
11:24 / 03.06.02
i agree with buk in that jade seems pretty cool now. and she really does have the cutest tummy i've seen on telly, like, ever!
the new girl in the house has my name and for some reason that really worries me. i hope shes cool.
there is so much going on in that house that i really can't keep up. i mean, they're all flirting and kick boxing and bitching and i am considering giving it up for a couple of weeks because it's just too much!
right now, i want to vote out pj because he's rude and just a bit of a townie really. is that so wrong?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
19:53 / 03.06.02
The bit about him being a townie is a bit dodgy. If you said that about goths there'd be trouble, eh?

I can't believe how quickly they're pairing off this series. Go Spencer, you sinister little man!
 
 
Fist Fun
13:18 / 04.06.02
A campaign to boot PJ out of house after allegations of domestic violence.
 
 
Nelson Evergreen
23:50 / 05.06.02
Alex & Sandy = Statler & Waldorf (of 'Muppet Show' fame)
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
22:22 / 06.06.02
Having defended PJ, I must apologise - he's a wanker, and not necessarily because of the allegations of domestic violence (as far as I know, they're still allegations, although someone may set me straight on that). No, what got my goat was him summing up Alex's behaviour by saying "he's being a woman, basically"...

Alex's whining itself, however, is borderline pathological. Sure, I can see why the others might grate a bit now and then, especially where hygiene and tidiness is concerned, but he does seem to be making a melodrama and a crisis out of a, er, reality tv show. The thing that really annoys me about Alex is that he clearly thinks that he's much more intelligent and sophisticated than the rest of the plebs, and he really isn't: they're actually not a bad lot, and he's not exactly Mr Wit/Charisma/Intellect...

This is also true of Sandy, who's been dragged into the mini-war on Alex's side, but I still think he's basically a decent bloke, and would find more common ground with the others if Alex either mellowed or left.

Johnny, now he's an interesting one for me, because on the surface he's the archetypal lad, wye-aye, etc... But he's not a git, or an idiot, and in fact he's demonstrated far greater maturity than Alex has in handling their conflict (wanting to actually talk it out, trying to start from scratch).

Jade's okay, really, isn't she? Don't know much about geography, but able to mediate between the two camps... Needs to watch out for PJ though...

Oh dear, I'm hooked again. Look out for thoughts on the rest of 'em soon...
 
 
The Natural Way
08:56 / 07.06.02
Had a baaaad feeling about PJ right from the start - everything about him screamed "Good old boy" to me.

I've also mellowed towards Jade (knew I would: it's always the way w/ Big Brother) and, oh my God, Adele's a kinky one! She fancies Lee?!

Urrgh.

Tend to think Lee would really upset me IRL.

Sandy's nice, but he's not exactly great telly, is he? Figure he might get the chop tonight. Unless the ladies who vote decide they don't wanting a "moaning old woman" in the house (Note: it was the female housemates who originally accused Alex of being a "woman", PJ, for all his faults, probably picked it up off them). The ladies don't seem to like the ladies.
 
 
suds
13:44 / 07.06.02
yeah, flyboy, of course he's a wanker! he is a townie, too, and i don't think saying that is dodgy. i was just stating a fact. i live with townies and i'm not mean to them!
i hope alison doesn't get evicted tonight, because she's fun. i hope it's alex because he has no arse, he's always complaining and has the most annoying voice i've heard in a long time.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:13 / 08.06.02
I'm sure I don't really care for any of the fuckers. But that just makes it all the more fun to watch. And yes, I'm glad Alison has gone, we don't want any of those "fun" types. I mean, "fun" borders on "quirky", and "zany". And there lies the path to Pat Sharpe and mullets galore. Glad Alex stayed. I don't like him, but I love watching him annoy everyone. And I think he might go completely mad. I also think he might fancy Lee, along with all the others. Makes you wonder dunnit? Of all the people... they like the man with corporate branding on his arm.

Although I did wonder if this was perhaps sneaky thinking from Lee, and he was perhaps hoping for a lucrative sponsorship deal from Nike when he gets out...

Anyway, I think this has been the most interesting yet. Not sure about the dividey fence thing yet though.
 
 
Turk
04:03 / 09.06.02
I shall feel such a loss when Sandy is evicted. So very quickly I've grown highly attached to the hypnotic site of his laps in the pool each and every morning.
I don't know what it does for him, but whatever stress I may have completely melts away when I watch him in action. Gosh, it's like middle-age itself bounding around some slushing moon, except he's in a small round pool and sporting some distinctly fashion-anxious spectacles.
 
 
suds
11:36 / 09.06.02
but sandy was so mean to alison!
i'm not sure about this whole divison thing --- at all. thats all i gotta say right now bout it.
 
 
Ganesh
14:39 / 09.06.02
PJ = Alexei Sayle's Mini-Me
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
15:06 / 09.06.02
kate is so grange hill/eastenders.

but she's allright.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
17:59 / 09.06.02
Glad to see Alysson (sp?) go - that whole "I'm mad, me!" shctick always drives me up the wall, especially when coupled with a faulty voicebox volume control.

What's interesting about the division thing is how it's split several close pairings up - Alex and Sandy, Kate and Spencer... Will Alex crak completely, I wonder, or will he have to bond with his enemies like Dennis Quaid in that film with the pregant alien?

Alex's sexuality seems to be the subject of a lot of media speculation, much of it homophobic, implicitly or less so. The rationale seems to be "he's a whinging, mincing primadonna; therefore he must be gay"...
 
 
The Natural Way
08:00 / 10.06.02
Yep, sure winds me up.

I whinge, I'm weak.....must be gay, then!

And this:

"Glad to see Alysson (sp?) go - that whole "I'm mad, me!" shctick always drives me up the wall, especially when coupled with a faulty voicebox volume control"

I know, I know....urrgh...zany dancing.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
08:11 / 10.06.02
For me, the Alex = gay thing was just something I thought about when I saw him cradling Lee's head and messing around with him. That and I merely wanted to link in to the "house where far too many people like the foolish man with the nike tattoo" thing. Yikes.

And I saw it on Graham Norton.
 
 
The Natural Way
09:40 / 10.06.02
The only prediction my friends or I made re contestant's sexuality was Adele's bisexuality. Was VERY surprised when that one came true.
 
 
suds
12:42 / 10.06.02
yeah, and she made it into a really big deal though. she was like, 'i'm ... oh i'll just say it... i, uh, ha ha, i have a girlfriend' and sophie was all, 'oh right'.
i agree with yawn whole-heartedly bout the 'stenders thing, too. touche.
 
 
The Natural Way
12:58 / 10.06.02
Actually, Sophie kinda annoyed me there.

She did that whole furrowed browed "why would you assume we'd care..?" bit. Y'know that thing that only straights do and then regret (hopefully), realising that, in their eagerness to appear liberal, they've just said something rather stupid - something that belies their ignorance of the whole gay experience.

Or am I just being unfair? I could be, you know.....it's happened before.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:17 / 11.06.02
Hooked now.

I've warmed to Alex a little after yesterday. He seems to be making some kind of effort to get along with the others on the poor side now. Jade's tantrum over a relatively innocent comment and PJ's horror at not having any luxury food makes me want to see them go soon.

On the other side, Kate's fast becoming seriously fucking annoying, going all puppy dog with whatsisname and sulking because... um, actually, does anyone know why she's doing that? Sandy's complete arrogance means I'd like to see him stay in just to see him loose his rag in a big way (must happen soon) or the others collectively attack him, but I'd also quite like to see the back of him.

Winner? Johnny, for the same reasons Fly mentions.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:03 / 11.06.02
Agree with Randy about Sandy, who is the smuggest of them all. Why did the only two Scots in the house have to be such arses? Sadly, the brotherettes appear to have nominated Johnny and Lee this time and that'll leave Uncle Bulgaria to impersonate Captain Mainwaring for another few weeks.

I like Johnny, even if he stole lovely Spencer's spot at the hoop. Ah, the mindless pleasures of bigbrother every Summer...
 
 
suds
11:35 / 12.06.02
what the clappers is going on with sandy?
 
 
Bear
11:59 / 12.06.02
People have been talking about it here in the office, Sandy made a break for it this morning, running about on the roof - Big Brother made him come down and leave by the back door, something like that
 
 
Turk
01:16 / 13.06.02
I wonder how difficult it would be to start a rumour about the house. BIG BROTHER BLOW-JOB SHOCK or something like that.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
08:49 / 13.06.02
an aquantaince of mine actually worked with sandy and declared him 'alright'.

scotland really is smaller than a village
 
 
The Natural Way
09:00 / 13.06.02
Wish I saw it last night, but had to get pissed w/ lil' sis. She's off to Oz on Saturday - will miss her: hence matyring myself on the beer pyre. Someone had to get pissed and miss Big Brother w/ her, but paying the price today...

Did Sandy just cuss Johnny/Kate et al big style?
 
  

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