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Shut the FUCK UP: the thread for things/people/animals/entities that need to shut up

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:09 / 05.11.07
To a Fat Woman seen from a Train

Why do you walk through the fields in gloves,
Missing so much and so much?
O fat white woman, whom nobody loves
Why do you walk through the fields in gloves,
When the grass is soft as the breast of doves
And shivering-sweet to the touch –
Why do you walk through the fields in gloves,
Missing so much and so much?


SHUT UP FRANCES CORNFORD. Okay, maybe she is all like la-di-dah and too posh to go out without gloves on, but how the fuck do you know? You just saw this woman from a train! Maybe she's got skin allergies! Maybe she burns really easily! Maybe she's got leprosy! And how do you know no-one loves her? Maybe she has seven kids who think she's amazing! Maybe she's got a husband who worships the ground she walks on! Maybe she's a total heroine to her entire town because she once got horribly burned saving a bunch of orphans from an orphanage fire and that's why she wears gloves! Or maybe she's a complete bastard who everyone hates because she's too uptight to take her damn gloves off on a country walk, but you don't know that because YOU SAW HER FROM A TRAIN!!! Oh yeah, and quit throwing "fat" around as an insult.

And SHUT UP people over the age of 19 who think this is a great poem. I mean maybe it would be this freaking awesome poem if it was To A Woman I've Known For Five Or Six Years Who Kicks Puppies, Swears At Beggars, Calls The Police To Her Neighbours' Parties And Never Takes Off Her Damn Gloves. But it's not, it's To Some Completely Random Person I've Never Seen Before And Will Never See Again Who I Saw For Two Seconds From A Train And Who I've Made A Bunch Of Assumptions About Based On Flimsy Information, To Wit One Item Of Clothing And Body Size.

Fuck that poem annoys me.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:24 / 05.11.07
Oh yeah, I forgot. SHUT UP DOREEN VIRTUE.
 
 
Janean Patience
10:30 / 07.11.07
Psychonauts: shut the fuck up. You're a great and entertaining game, a lot of your script is genuinely funny, and the voice acting's superb but I'm trying to play a fucking platform game and spend half my time with my gamepad limp in my hands as I watch another cutscene. It feels like I'm listening to twenty minutes of chat for every ten of gameplay. So shut the fuck up.
 
 
Princess
10:45 / 09.11.07
LOOSE WOMEN, shut the fuck up!
 
 
Liger Null
04:22 / 12.11.07
"To be completely woman you need a Master and in him, a compass for your life.
You need a man you can look up to and respect.
If you dethrone him, it is no wonder that you are discontented, and discontented women are not loved for long."

-SHUT THE FUCK UP FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, MARLENE DEITRICH!
 
 
· N · E · T ·
03:21 / 20.11.07
http://www.wiolawapress.com/

Also, LOL.
 
 
wicker woman
07:22 / 22.11.07
Shut up Christopher Hitchens. Ugh. Even if he makes a decent point from time to time, I still want to throttle him just so I can see the smugness and the half-drunk whiskey glass fall to the ground. And then I will shave off that hey-look-I've-got-a-2-day-growth-of-beard-aren't-I-edgy beard off of him.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:05 / 22.11.07
Oh yeah. I second that shut up.
 
 
· N · E · T ·
02:09 / 24.11.07
Thirded, even.
 
 
Thaddeus "B." Glands
19:06 / 24.11.07
That conspiracy website... I can't get my head around it. Is it a joke? I can't understand how this person hasn't realised that all they are doing is outlining shadows. Do they think it's like a heat-sensitive image because of all the colours?

My mind is boggling.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
19:29 / 24.11.07
I know, it's faintly terrifying. I always wonder if there's some element of choice at the edge there, if the person has at least some conscious volition in selecting that interpretation; I've seen this before, with a person adopting some non-rational theory or interpretation, and when challenged accepting that it has no substantiation but continuing to espouse it essentially because it goes with hir curtains. This, though, appears more like a person responding to some mental health problem.
 
 
Liger Null
20:55 / 24.11.07
SHUT THE FUCK UP RYAN HAECKER!!!!!!!!!!!

and -

DON'T shut up James Urbaniak!
 
 
jentacular dreams
21:12 / 24.11.07
Oh my word. It is two thousand and cocking seven.

Gah.
 
 
Olulabelle
08:28 / 25.11.07
Oh, what a load of old cobblers. Or should I say sweary man things in my very unfeminine trousers?
 
 
Thaddeus "B." Glands
11:11 / 25.11.07
I think that in a way that's what's so odd about it, Mordant. It's like reading the unintentional diary of someone's mental illness.

I wonder how Ryan Haecker avoids serious neck problems, what with walking around with those enormous blinkers on all the time.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:15 / 25.11.07
Haecker is a history junior.
 
 
Olulabelle
12:43 / 25.11.07
Shut up Abby, you have not presented a rational argument and shut up 90% of the people commenting, you are all completely mad.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:17 / 25.11.07
Comment, perhaps, shouldn't be free. Acheivable, but perhaps not free.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
13:37 / 25.11.07
Could it be that the world would be a better place without people who somehow pronounce VHEMT as "vehement"?

Also, people self-selecting for abstention from reproduction might be making a valid choice for the species as a whole.

Sunday cynicism creeping up on me..
 
 
Papess
13:43 / 25.11.07
Oh my. That is amazing, Lula. I am wondering if in all this preference for sterilization to save the planet, they have stopped eating meat, owning a vehicle, and going to fast food restaurants.

BTW, good point, Nolte.

And the whole skirt article...what century is this? I mean, really...
 
 
Papess
15:46 / 25.11.07
Why stop at sterilization? VHEMT might want to take a lesson from Church of Euthanasia

WARNING: INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL IN THE LINK ABOVE! USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Both organizations could do with a "shut-up".
 
 
Triplets
16:21 / 25.11.07
To be honest the CofE lost me at "our leader was contacted by an alien being".

I suppose this could apply to either CofE, really.
 
 
Liger Null
19:50 / 25.11.07
While I think her attitude is unduly harsh, I do somewhat agree with Abby on this one. Actually, I agree with CZE even more:

"I myself wouldn't dream of criticising people who want children for wanting children or people who don't want children for not wanting them...
I find it very odd how people on both sides are so defensive and even bullying. I know quite a number of people who instead of just enjoying their children, cannot stop taking digs at the childless - sometimes, alas, even at the involuntarily childless - to make the point about how much more fulfilling their own lives are. Similarly, though I think this is rarer, some of the voluntarily childless seem to have an urge to lecture on about how irresponsible it is to have kids and how much better life is without them...
I speculate that since whatever its rewards parenthood is tough, especially for women, some mothers may have a tendency to patronise or attack the childless as a way of ventilating a bit of envy of those still free of the burdens... while conversely people without children may, somewhere, feel that they have missed something important, and that leads them to self-righteous denial. Neither attitude is laudable. People should stop getting at each other, especially on so sensitive and emotive a matter."
 
 
Pingle!Pop
06:10 / 29.11.07
Shut up Morrissey. Please please please shut up.

God, it's utterly depressing. I'm rather glad now I didn't buy any tickets. And comments from readers on all sites read like they're on a Comment is Free piece, making it even more depressing.
 
 
imaginary mice
07:00 / 29.11.07
Shut up Morrissey. Please please please shut up.

God, it's utterly depressing. I'm rather glad now I didn't buy any tickets.


That's exactly what I thought when I read the interview. I haven't looked at any of the comments yet; I simply haven't got the energy.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:06 / 29.11.07
It's hardly the first time he's said things along these lines, is it? I seem to remember being roundly told to shut up myself, by his legions of adoring fans, for suggesting there might be something a bit iffy about ol' Moz's attitudes to Englishness.
 
 
Ron Stoppable
08:18 / 29.11.07
Agreed; it's problematic isn't it?

The charitable view is that he's only saying 'I'm nostalgic for another England' without making a value judgment on the current England but that's projecting a bit, I know. The less charitable view is that he has some ideas that are, as you say, iffy.

I feel the same when people mention Bowie's brief dalliance with Nazi imagery. Ambiguous but unsettling. Suspect.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:31 / 29.11.07
Er, I don't feel ambiguous about Morrisey at all. Nor do I feel his comments are ambiguous.
 
 
Ron Stoppable
08:46 / 29.11.07
Perhaps 'contradictory' is a better way of putting it; the tone of his comments about walking through Kensington (something he hasn't done in a while, living in Rome and all) and hearing any accent but English is a bit at odds with being quoted in the same interview as saying that "immigration has enriched British culture."

This isn't meant as an apologia for racism, nor a defence of Morrissey - I just don't think his ideas are as clearly defined as, say, Nick Griffin's. Hence 'problematic.'
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:18 / 29.11.07
This isn't meant as an apologia for racism, nor a defence of Morrissey

I'm sure it isn't meant as such, but at present that's what it is. Morrisey is pointedly not quoted in the same interview as saying that "immigration has enriched British culture."


Q: You live in italy now. Would you ever consider moving back to Britain?

A: Britain's terribly negative. And it hammers people down and it pulls you back and it prevents you. Also, with the issue of immigration, it's very difficult because although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England, the more the Britich identity disappears. So the price is enormous. If you travel to Germany, it's still absolutely Germany. If you travel to sweden, it still has a Swedish identity. But travel to england and you have no idea where you are!

Q: Why does this bother you ?

A: It matters because the British identity is very attractive. I grew up into it, and I find it quaint and amusing. But England is a memory now. Other countries have held on to their basic identity, yet it seems to me that England was thrown away.

Q: Isn't immigration enriching the British identity rather than diluting it?

A: It does in a way, and it's nice in its way. But you have to say goodbye to the Britain you once knew.

Q; That's just the world changing.

A: But the change in England is so rapid compared to the change in any other country. If you walk through Knightsbridge on any bland day of the week you won't hear an English accent. You'll hear every accent under the sun apart from the British accent.


In other words, the interviewer says that, and Morrisey grudingly concedes it "in a way". Hardly a contradictory view. All this "I don't have anything against them, BUT..." stuff is pretty well-worn rhetoric, yes?
 
 
Ron Stoppable
09:23 / 29.11.07
Yes. Point.
 
 
Ron Stoppable
09:32 / 29.11.07
On reflection; sorry if that seems a bit short and ingracious. You're right - I do agree.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:35 / 29.11.07
Yeah, I interpreted that as the standard issue "I'm not a racist, I've got no problem with them in their own countries blah blah blah" thing that gets trotted out every time some turbodouche gets challenged on hir plainly racist views. There is NO ambiguity there, there is NO room for "aww, poor ol' Mozza, he's just nostalgic for old maids bicycling church morning mist etc." Leaving aside the fact that most of what he says about the state of England is utter cock (all that crap about not hearing English accents in Knightsbridge anymore, what a fucking tool) The man is plainly suffering from a serious case of fuctwittery and needs to be called to account. Which he won't be because he's dear ol' Mozza, unlikely hero of the ordinary Brit, sensitive yet plain-speaking oh fuck I think I'm going to be sick.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
09:39 / 29.11.07
I'm glad that biography doesn't influence my views on art, but at the same time I'm glad I haven't actually payed for any Morissey stuff, despite liking it. The fact that he's a cock is still troubling.
 
 
Lea-side
09:54 / 29.11.07
Why doesn't biography influence your veiws on art? surely an artists background and veiws are an essential part of the context within which the art is veiwed? art doesn't exist in a vacuum, and nor should it.
 
  

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