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Shut the FUCK UP: the thread for things/people/animals/entities that need to shut up

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:28 / 30.07.07
Neighbour who screams at her kid all day: shut the fuck up.

Guy downstairs who plays that fucking song on repeat at least 30 times a day every day, unless you have a developmental disorder or a mental health issue compelling you to do so or are not a guy but a group of 5 or 6 plucky orphans rehearsing their dance routine so that they can win the big talent contest prize and stop Old Man Cooper from selling their horse, Dazzler, to the glue factory: shut the fuck up.

People yelling at song guy to shut the fuck up and turning it into like this big fucking human rights issue all up and down the landing, I mean seriously I know it's an annoying song but DUDE you're not in fucking Gitmo or something so why turn it into this bloody production instead of just asking him to turn the stereo down a bit or at least play different songs: shut the fuck up.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:29 / 30.07.07
And I now realise I have somehow put this in Policy when it was supposed to go in Convo. I previewed it and everything. Shut the fuck up, Mordant.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:42 / 30.07.07


= the phrase "Shut the fuck up" in pictographical form.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:43 / 30.07.07
Not aimed at anyone here, mind.
 
 
Triplets
20:11 / 30.07.07
That's a big, big Tardis on the right.
 
 
Triplets
20:14 / 30.07.07
But can the World's Most Giant Doctor save us?



Stay tuned!!

(That isn't a small pic, it's a GIANT PIC viewed FROM SPACE)
 
 
Quantum
21:56 / 30.07.07


SHUT UP CAMERON thanks.
 
 
Triplets
23:15 / 30.07.07
Okay, ontopic.

SHUT UP ITV PAEDO SCANDAL.

Honestly, if I see one more "news" report sexing up the dangers of netnonces I will scream. Or watch the Brass Eye Paedo Special. And scream. Hopefully with laughter.

Tonight I heard, "what some parents don't realise is that these paedophiles could be lurking just inside their child's computer". Pressed against the screen, watching. Waiting.

"Insert dongle"
 
 
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07:20 / 31.07.07






Shut, the FUCK, up.

Please.
 
 
Lea-side
08:01 / 31.07.07
Racing aeroplanes flying very low over where I live on a Sunday, when im very hungover and TRYING to get some sleep: Shut The Fuck Up!
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:47 / 31.07.07
Shut The Fuck Up

FOREVER.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:42 / 31.07.07
Oooohh yes. Just imagine the blissful silence of NO MORE DAILY MAIL EVER.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
12:20 / 31.07.07
That would make my century. If the Sun, the Star and preferably the sodding Sport could all just BE QUIET then I think a nice peaceful rest could be enjoyed for a little while.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
12:32 / 31.07.07

Shut the fuck up!

Especially about Princess Diana!
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:49 / 02.08.07
SHUT UP
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:56 / 02.08.07
Oh so very much shut up.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
10:21 / 02.08.07
Why do you read these publications if they're so eyestabby? "Know your enemies"?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:40 / 02.08.07
Because unfortunately they make up about 3/4 of the discourse on any controversial topic in Britain, and inform much public opinion - and I'm not being a snob; the reach of, say, the Express or the Telegraph goes right to the top. I wouldn't spend money on them but keep up with what they're spouting because frequently it boils over into real life - a lot of violence, physical or in the form of legislation, against immigrants is fermented by the idea, promoted by these papers, that they've come to steal the hard-earned earnings of "the taxpayer".

The ideology these papers peddle is based on the idea that they're the only ones telling "the truth", and so if one wants to argue against it effectively, I've found that one has to avoid being seen as a "loonie lefty" or "PC stormtrooper" or whatever who only reads the proper papers.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:47 / 02.08.07
My father worked jolly hard for that money.
 
 
Closed for Business Time
10:51 / 02.08.07
Allmacto - do see your point. I tend to go for the National Review myself. And a bit of the Telegraph if I'm feeling rested.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:51 / 02.08.07
Here's a wonderful video of Popeye telling Anime to shut the fuck up.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
04:26 / 03.08.07
Shut up Nick Francis.

No really, SHUT THE FUCK UP NICK FRANCIS.
 
 
astrojax69
06:08 / 03.08.07
Te, i see your pain, and add to it the now-ubiquitous backpack-motor air blower thing council bods use to sweep leaves etc with these days, in place of a good, old-fashioned broom.

fucking nowt but noise pollution (unlike rock n roll).

shut the entire fuck up... get a broom (up ya)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:29 / 04.08.07
People who laughed at me in the street when I tripped over some construction stuff and fell over, and then walked up the road on the other side STILL laughing at me for ages: shut the fuck up.

(Especially since I wasn't drunk, so it actually hurt quite a lot.)
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
23:33 / 04.08.07
Fuck the laughers at LTIY! Secure in their vertical status FOR NOW! [/Zim]
 
 
All Acting Regiment
10:29 / 06.08.07
I wonder if Nick Francis would still think of a stranger grabbing one's arse as "harmless fun" if that stranger happened to be a large fellow with moustaches grabbing his.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
10:46 / 06.08.07
Shut the fuck up, dogs next door! We know that your stupid owners don't walk you often enough, that you're bored, and lonely, and badly trained to think every sound is an intrusion. But SHUT THE FUCK UP! We turn on the shower; the dogs bark. I open the back door; the dogs bark. We turn on our television; the dogs bark. And this on large, quarter acre blocks in detached houses with lots of garden between.

The barking been a problem for the last five years, since we moved here. Since we've been too lazy/nervous/'nice' to say anything all that time, I think our chance of getting the dogs' owners to treat them better is pretty much nada.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:36 / 06.08.07
Yes, dogs barking seems to be one of the few noises that doesn't melt into the background - you know how sometimes a building site only becomes obvious by it's sudden silence. I suppose it's evolutionary - one needs to be always aware of animal noises in case they are connected to a predator.
 
 
jentacular dreams
13:50 / 06.08.07
Hmmm, I can't help but wonder if the barking thing is something that has been bred into - or rather, reinforced in - dogs? Wolves for example will emit a short throaty 'gruff' - usually as communication, but only dogs really go for it. Could it be that wolves, communicating as they do with other wolves, need a much lower volume to get attention than dogs do to get that of humans? And how much is the attention to dog barks ingrained in us from our long history with them?
 
 
Ron Stoppable
14:44 / 06.08.07
Wolves howl, mind you.

It may be something to do with hunting. Wolves have good cause to be quiet, padding around all stealthy stealthy while dogs, through their long association with humans have developed a more protective rather than predatory role where noise and lots of it is an asset.
 
 
EvskiG
15:08 / 06.08.07
Our dogs get walked plenty, are kept occupied most of the day, and are reasonably well-trained, but they still bark when someone makes noise in the hall, even when we're home.

Dogs came up with a great evolutionary move hundreds of thousands (or even millions) of years ago -- hang around humans, signal when intruders are approaching, and get fed and cared for in return.

If your neighbors wanted to train them to minimize the barking, they could, but it sounds like they don't want to.

You could try an outdoor electronic product (for example, Super Bark Stop) that will emit an ultrasonic sound when your neighbor's dog barks. (Generally, dogs will stop barking, look around, and think "what the hell was that?") Doesn't work for all dogs, but comes with a guarantee.
 
 
HCE
16:28 / 06.08.07
Somebody please invent Super Neighbor Stop.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:58 / 06.08.07
Yes!
 
 
Triplets
23:04 / 06.08.07
Done.







 
 
Disco is My Class War
02:19 / 07.08.07
The money you'd make with that invention...
 
  

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