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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:45 / 30.05.08
Update on my last link- the booklets are all gone, and the guy HAD been involved with YHRI until he was put straight about who they were. So that's my good deed for the week!
 
 
Mono
05:36 / 31.05.08
Epic win, Stoat! He is such a nice guy...I feel revieved now.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:30 / 01.06.08
Win. I saw some $ci crap behind the counter at an internet place where I do my printing. Must get on that...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:59 / 01.06.08
Ooh, now this is interesting. OSA investigation officer's full "hat checklist".

Question 28 might explain why they are having such problems dealing with Anonymous...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:25 / 01.06.08
(Question 28 of Section D, that is...)
 
 
grant
19:33 / 02.06.08
I don't suppose you could point one toward any of the completed essays from those essay questions, could you?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:37 / 02.06.08
I wish... I only got them from the link I just linked to.

I'm guessing the completed ones are the kind of thing they don't let you have access to when you leave.
 
 
Feverfew
08:33 / 03.06.08
In passing - Private Eye has a short piece in the current issue about the London protests and the Metropolitan Police's links to "The Church" - if I get a chance later I'll type it out here.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:48 / 03.06.08
$cilons will be protesting against psychiatry on July 1st.

Hmm. Let's see how THAT works out. To cut to the chase, I doubt it will be the only protest taking place in that location at that time on that date.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:15 / 06.06.08
Slight tangent- apparently tonight's Peep Show has a piss-take of the stress tests.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:17 / 06.06.08
Tonight's Peep Show was a fucking stunning piss-take of $cientology (though a little unfair on Reichians).

Hmm...

...not-even "edgy" sitcoms are now taking the piss out of the cult... this is win. Even a line about how "there's a conspiracy on the internet which is out to destroy us (the cult- which is definitely not a cult)"...

It still had all the failings of Peep Show, natch, but... it was fucking great on the $cilon thing.
 
 
Feverfew
07:47 / 08.06.08
Right - sorry for the delay.

Private Eye 1211 - May 2008

Cult Corner

After City police failed in their attempt to prosecute a 15-year-old boy for holding up a sign reading "Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult, it's worth regalling the relationship between said cult and Inspector Knacker.

Although there have been similar protests in London, the Met Police have never summonedd sign-carriers under the public order act for using the word 'cult'. However, the protest on 10 May took place within the square mile and so came under the jurisdiction of City of London police who felt differently. In the event the Crown Prosecution Service declined to take the case to court and has issued new guidance on what is considered "threatening, abusive or insulting" on a demo.

In 2006 City of London had to order an internal review of hospitality received, after it emerged that its officers had accepted thousands of pounds worth of dinners and freebies from the cult, sorry, the Church of Scientology (CoS), including an invitation to a celeb event attended by Tom Cruise. Chief Superintendent Kevin Hurley described the CoS as "a force for good" when opening its huge new City HQ.

However, the City cops aren't the only ones sucked in by Scientology. Earlier this year, several forces were found dishing out anti-drugs leaflets produced by the CoS. As well as advising young people to stay off illegal drugs, the text praised founder L. Ron Hubbard and pushed the organisation's bizarre beliefs about prescription anti-depressants.

*
 
 
HCE
14:45 / 08.06.08
"CRIMINAL
SQUIRREL
TRADEMARK
COPYRIGHT
REFUND
REPAYMENT"

I am shocked and saddening to find that squirrels are being treated as criminals. Apparently for filesharing. Honestly, how can anybody take this crap seriously?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:16 / 08.06.08
And to make it even weirder, Miscavige is the biggest "squirrel" of all...
 
 
pony
01:20 / 14.06.08
you alive, stoatie??? i think this is the first event-eve where you haven't expressed your excitement. anyway, stay safe and bring down some cult. Ameri***s are with y'all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:56 / 14.06.08
Just got back- it was awesome, but I broke my video camera. I've been busy moving house, and I'm on nightshift this week, hence my quietness and current state of exhaustion. More later.
 
 
grant
15:28 / 16.06.08
 
 
Bandini
12:06 / 17.06.08
The anonymous thing has reached Doktor Sleepless this month.

Off a message board posted by someone asking Warren Ellis and then his reponse:

Warren - the parallel between Grinders vs PayCops and Anonymous vs Scientology is pretty strong. Can I ask where the real-world events were when you were scripting this issue?

I did some rewriting -- this was after the first big public event.
 
 
haeresis
14:08 / 18.06.08
We TOTALLY won flag day.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:14 / 18.06.08
German industrial band release pro-Anonymous song-

Sounds alarmingly like Die Krupps.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:45 / 19.06.08
Incidentally, as part of my moving house adventure (which is gonna leave me with NO INTERNETS FOR FUCK KNOWS HOW LONG!!!) I finally found my copy of Bare-Faced Messiah. I'd been looking for a copy for a long time (even though I had no real beef with Co$ back then, the very fact that it was unavailable over here and they didn't want me to read it made me want a copy VERY BADLY) and then found one in a local second-hand bookshop... JUST BEFORE I MOVED HOUSE LAST TIME. So I never got to read it.

In a wonderful synchronicity, it finally showed up on the bottom row of the last bookshelf I packed this time round (it had been hidden from view by a big pile of boxes of crap) and right when I most wanted to read it!

It's fucking INSANE. I mean, the last few months I've learned a lot about Co$ as it is now, but... LRH was really quite something. To be honest, for the first couple of hundred pages, I was thinking "you know, if this guy hadn't actually affected real people's lives and was just a character in a film or something, I'd probably like him just for his sheer audacity". Then the actual unpleasantness takes over. The ten years of the initial Sea Org are textbook cult stuff, EXCEPT THAT THEY WERE SAILING ROUND THE WORLD LOOKING FOR BURIED TREASURE AND ALIEN BASES WHILE DOING SO.

Seriously, it's one of the most fascinating books I've read in a long time. With a life like that, it's a wonder he ever felt the need to falsify any of it. Also surprising that his SF was so fucking pedestrian!
 
 
grant
20:01 / 23.06.08
Interesting stuff on Enturb about the UK's Data Protection Act - using it to get your files out of Scientology offices.
 
 
bjacques
12:22 / 24.06.08
Yeah, well, that's where Wilson and Shea got the inspiration for "Hagbard Celine" in Illuminatus!

It was sort of fictionalization in reverse. Hubbard was in the US Navy a few years before washing out due to laziness and some unspecified illness. When he hit the big time with Dianetics and Scientology, he promoted himself to Commodore, with his own fleet, no less.

Monument to a fantastic ego? Of course, but who among us wouldn't live like a James Bond villain given the resources? And minions?
 
 
Char Aina
12:43 / 24.06.08
I dunno. I'd prefer a fiercely loyal honour guard to a gaggle of minions. Minions has connotations of 'innefective' and 'slave' that I don't really like.
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
13:56 / 24.06.08
I picked up a hard-cover edition of Bare-Faced Messiah about 10 years ago for $5 brand new as over-stock here in Ottawa. Great book.
I noticed that it's also on the back-cover of Disinfo's Book of Lies picture of Richard Metzger.
The chapter concerning Jack Parsons is well expanded in Sex & Rockets but basically says the same thing... I'm sure that Carter used BFM as a source...
 
 
grant
17:55 / 26.06.08
Will Smith: confirmed.

After shooting finished on Hancock, he gave crew members a delightful wrap "present" - a gift card for one personality test at any Scientology centre. It should be noted that personality tests almost always result in a series of previously unsuspected personality defects in the test subject that can be cured by the Church of Scientology, and that first personality tests are actually free anyway.
 
 
Eek! A Freek!
18:46 / 26.06.08
From NYTimes Further Confirmation

The 2% line is gold...

The 2% line is gold...
 
 
FinderWolf
19:47 / 26.06.08
Yikes.... Will was teetering on the edge regarding Scientology for so long, and now it looks like's over the edge... so sad.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:17 / 01.07.08
FREE THE FRESH PRINCE.

Is all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:22 / 02.07.08
See, I thought Wilson had done a bit moar exaggerating for Hagbard...
 
 
bjacques
13:51 / 11.07.08
Minions aren't slaves. You have to feed slaves.

Hagbard Celine also owes a bit to Ayn Rand's pirate Ragnar who continually looted US foreign aid ships in Atlas Shrugged. Miss Portinari, the 15-year-old former debutante to whom Hagbard hands command of the sub is named after Beatrice, to whom Dante dedicated the Divine Comedy. So you don't miss the reference, there's a quote from Inferno shortly afterward.

Yeah, too bad about Mr. Smith. We all had high hopes for him. Maybe he'll snap out of it one day, like when he is ordered to disconnect from his family. Anonymous extends the hand of friendship.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:12 / 11.07.08
I've missed everything that's been going on for the last few weeks what with having no internets and being off work (so I couldn't even use theirs). But tomorrow is Spy vs $ci- anyone else going? As with Sea Aaargh, I'll only be able to make half the London one due to working and sleeping commitments, but I will be there. And WBM and Magoo should theoretically be in town too, so it should be quite a blast!

...now off to Enturb to find out what happened with Stu Wyatt's drug bust...
 
 
grant
14:24 / 11.07.08
Stu Wyatt's drug bust?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:24 / 12.07.08
Haven't got time now- just off to TCR optimistically wearing a Hawaiian shirt- but essentially, Stu being a high-profile camapigner for medicinal marijuana for his MS, they levelled a phony assault charge at him, meaning the cops (who knew all about his home-grown stash, as he's quite high-profile, but had been turning a blind eye) had to go round his house and then had no choice but to bust him. There's a whole sub-forum about it on Enturb, but it's all very sneaky- I think essentially what happened was someone put her foot under the wheel of his chair while he was protesting the Plymouth org and then called the police, but the YouTube video he'd taken of the whole thing got taken down while the case was going on- not sure what's happening now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:15 / 14.07.08
Saturday was AWESOME. Weather was lovely. Numbers seem to have stabilised somewhere between 20 and 300- apparently there was some shit with disgruntled *channers pulling a swastiget at QVS, but nothing too major, and I don't think they're very popular with everyone else.

Got some good pictures, which as soon as I can figure out how I'll post. Met Tory and WBM, which was ultra-cool. The TCR $cilons seem to have given up even trying to proselytise outside when we're there, which is less lulzy, but actually something of a result- if we can get the org effectively closed for one business day out of twenty-eight, that's what, about 4% of the time? Which HAS to put them severely downstat. Except it's not closed, so they still have their overheads- including, AFAIK, hiring non-$cilon security guards (who presumably get paid more than their own staff). It's just eating money at that point.

In hindsight the spy theme might have been a bit of a misstep, though it was lots of fun. Having lots of people walking around looking suspicious made it far harder to spot which ones actually WERE spying on us, and which ones were actually us pretending to spy on us, if you see what I mean.

Next month's is on my week off, so I'll be able to do the whole thing again (last two months have involved nightshifts and sleep deprivation).


AND THERE WAS A GUY THERE WHO'D MOCKED-UP A BATTLETOADS VIDEO GAME BOX. Apparently there was a just-for-lulz Battletoads raid on Game in Oxford Street planned; not sure if it happened.
 
  

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