The Greenland Posse was indeed a loose collective of at least three suit-sharing Europeans:
Laila, female, beeyootiful bisexual model, lived in Amsterdam and could (psychically) smell paedophilians: alien shape-changing lizards from Planet X.
Bendt, male, gayer, lived in Nuuk and had a bit of a thing about me allegedly drinking urine and was, for some reason, convinced he'd die before his 40th birthday. I quite liked him.
The third one, whose name and location I can't recall, was male. He knew a lot about biochemistry, and posted a fairly credible hypothesis based on dairy products causing bone malformation. I kinda hope he got that published.
There was also Wai, the sort of distant Charlie (of Charlie's Angels) figure. I don't think she posted, but her nutritional know-how (much of which seemed based around a fruitarian or paleolithic diet) was oft-quoted.
The result was a sort of peculiar conspiracy mash-up which, at its height, encompassed the aforementioned Annunaki, complex food chemistry, the evils of vaccination, psychiatrists being bastards (bit of a perennial, that one), the origins of traditional gender roles (female = protector of children; male = shagger of everything everywhere), dietary/geographical spread of paedophilia and the practicalities of Spotting A Paedophile (essentially, men who're comfortable around children, and men who're uncomfortable around children).
I feel quite nostalgic about it all. |