LATESHIFT- starring the Ultimate version of Seaguy

00:03 / 08.06.06

I just looked him up... he was in Empire, a terrible drug-dealer movie, but the only thing I remember about that flick is that it has Fat Joe in it, and he has a gold-plated AK-47 or something silly like that.

The Wrong Man, eh? I'll check it out.

00:03 / 08.06.06

I feel like Im missing out on quite a bit by not getting that version of Big Brother.

00:27 / 08.06.06

I dunno... I don't think I have room in my soul for another TV obsession. It's baseball season, after all.

00:32 / 08.06.06

Somebody on the CBC just suggested turning the terrorist activity in Canada into a drinking game. Whenever someone says 'allegedly" , take a drink.
Thats what I love about this country, always finding a reason to enjoy the roses even if we're being sliced by thorns. Yay us!!

00:35 / 08.06.06

I'm so fucking jealous. Down here we just start torturing people.

00:39 / 08.06.06

yeah, its great. It was revealed that they "allegedly" planned to decapitate the Prime Minister. His response? "I can live with these threats as long as they're not from my caucus."

I dont like Harper but that's funny.

00:52 / 08.06.06

Dude, I'm even more jealous now. Bush would just drop some bombs on a random Middle Eastern country and say that there were maybe some terrorists there. Or they harbored terrorists. Maybe. Or they financed them. Maybe. This one dude from that country said so, so it must be true.

00:56 / 08.06.06

Yeah, we're awesome.

You're welcome.

00:58 / 08.06.06

Why isn't Maine part of Canada? We border more Canada than New Hampshire. I want to secede.

01:02 / 08.06.06

There's some guy trying to do just that. Im not sure if its Maine or Vermont. I find it really hillarious, cause the moment it gets serious you jus tknow that there will be thousands of government issued barrels pointed your way.
Too bad, some of you folks are pretty decent. For yankees.

01:26 / 08.06.06

Never, ever, EVER call a New Englander a "Yankee." It may be a term meaning "person who lives in the United States of America" to you, but to a New Englander, it means "fucking scumbag who plays for a bloated, soulless, mercenary baseball team from New York."

God, I hate the Yankees.

01:45 / 08.06.06

Thank Odin tonight's game was cancelled. I'm to the point where I can't even watch, because I die a little each time my guys lose to the Yanks. This year's Sox are awfully boring. I hate to say it, but it's true. It's like they're trying to be the Patriots, but without the excellence.

I'm experimenting with skins for Firefox. My browser is now covered in fur, gold and bling. Why did I never discover this before now?

02:06 / 08.06.06

I shall endevour to never call a new-englander that again. As long as they wear their "Im a new englander" name tag we should get along just fine.

02:17 / 08.06.06

You'll be able to tell from their vitriol-filled reactions. Expect Bucky "Fucking" Dent to be mentioned at least once.

Did we lose everyone else? The other North American Barbeloids nee to learn how to hang with the Lateshift. Color me disappointed.

02:22 / 08.06.06

My Barbe-sense is tingling!

Spyder Todd 2008

02:23 / 08.06.06

I just wanted to let everyone know I'm back from my three hour rehearsal following work, and I am marginally intoxicated.

Thank you.

That is all.

02:23 / 08.06.06

Yeah, there was a time when this was just the starting point for lateshift goodness. Ah well, I guess some people get old and cant partay no more.

02:26 / 08.06.06

HA, I say to you Don Music.

02:28 / 08.06.06

Ah, more peoples, and intoxicated, too! Hi, all!

What is this "not being able to par-tay anymore" that you speak of? I refuse to acknowledge it.

02:29 / 08.06.06

Well not YOU, Jake. THEM

ps:
Hello Monk and Spyder

02:31 / 08.06.06

Also, I keep reading the thread title as "LATESHIFT- starring the Ultimate version of Segway"

02:35 / 08.06.06

Hello hello!

I'm racking my brain trying to think of a Segway/segue joke and coming up empty.

More intoxicant over here!

02:35 / 08.06.06

I refuse to acknowledge that concept for anyone.

If only it was PURPLEFIED!1!!1!!!!1111

02:38 / 08.06.06

Make it purple tiger stripes and I think we've got something there.

02:39 / 08.06.06

Yeah! With big-assed tail pipes in the rear and skull topped stick shift and fuzzy dice and and..aw screw it.

02:40 / 08.06.06

I need Xzibit to Pimp My Segway.

Spyder Todd 2008

02:45 / 08.06.06

What about Ultimate Seaguy on an Ultimate Segway?

02:48 / 08.06.06

Ultimate shortcircut

02:48 / 08.06.06

Where's Jack? He would post that shit in no time.

02:50 / 08.06.06

I tried. My photoshop-fu was lacking. I now bow my head in shame and commit sepuku as I should.

02:58 / 08.06.06

Ultimate shortcircut

"Now I have bazookas for arms!"

03:03 / 08.06.06

Didn't he get a stainless steel spiky mohawk in the second movie? That shit was tight.

He seemed awful horny for human women, though. Was he even compatible?