LATESHIFT- starring the Ultimate version of Seaguy

00:55 / 14.06.06

Gah!

Had computer issues and ran every "fixit" program available in a fit of wine-fuelled rage.

Back now. Feeling better. PC running smoother.

iamus

01:13 / 14.06.06

PC's don't dance, you know.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:53 / 14.06.06

That's a terrible truth.

02:02 / 14.06.06

Of course not. It'd be PC gone mad.

02:14 / 14.06.06

I've heard of this "PC gone mad!" I thought it was a lame excuse used by people who don't want to admit their faults. Little did I know it was actually sinister dancing computers...

I will sleep poorly tonight, if at all.

02:32 / 14.06.06

I wonder if computers ever do 'the robot' when they dance?

02:47 / 14.06.06

Ouch. Just... ouch.

03:52 / 15.06.06

Good evening, ladies and gents. Is anyone about?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

04:10 / 15.06.06

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

04:17 / 15.06.06

Ahoy, Papers, ye ol' salty dog!

My Firefox seems to have shit the bed, so I'm using this weird new IE beta. It's shiny.

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

04:24 / 15.06.06

How's that working out for you? I find IE dubious in any incarnation.

I should really do some writing, I think, tonight. I don't know. I need to start a story or write a poem or some fanfic or something. Anything. Maybe a screenplay. My head is all gooey from allergies. Stupid impossibly-high pollen count.

04:31 / 15.06.06

It's a bit of a Firefox clone, with an abbreviated interface up top and tabbed browsing, but it's very fast, and all the text looks much smoother and shinier somehow. The interface is clunky, but it beats the hell out of the old IE. I still want my FF back, though. It just won't open, no matter what I do, and I don't want to restart because I'm torrenting.

05:39 / 15.06.06

Teh Barb is a graveyard tonight, it seems.

Time to stamp the sleepy bunny on it and put it to bed.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:16 / 15.06.06

Anyone around?

23:34 / 15.06.06

Yeah, but not sure if I'm gonna be able to do too much Shifting... strangely, by some really bizarre coincidence, the World Cup seems to have coincided with an awful lot of people becoming ill and therefore not coming to work.

Bastards.

23:37 / 15.06.06

I think the Centre For Disease Control or whatever you have over there should seriously look into that. They may need to quaranteen some people. Maybe even euthanize some for the good of the country. It could be the next plague if we're not careful. Or maybe well find out...28 days later!!!

03:54 / 16.06.06

Good eeeeevening.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:29 / 16.06.06

Hold me.

23:32 / 16.06.06

where?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:33 / 16.06.06

I'm easy.

23:35 / 16.06.06

i'm reluctant

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:37 / 16.06.06

YOU HAVE SHOCKING TASTE, SAH

23:40 / 16.06.06

whats SAH?

and when you look at it and say it to yourself, aint "reluctant" a crazy ass word

ree-luk-tent

crazy

Liger Null

23:42 / 16.06.06

For some unfathomable reason, I envy people who can get exited by sports.

Just a little bit.

23:43 / 16.06.06

i've never been exited by a sport, that i know of, nocturnal sport emitions cannot be ruled out

Liger Null

23:49 / 16.06.06

I would come up with a clever response to that, except I'm not really all that clever.

23:51 / 16.06.06

it wasn't really worth clever response

sport enthusiasm must be nurtured, it takes years

like rolling a snowball, i'd imagine, having never rolled a snowball

23:54 / 16.06.06

I'd come up witha clever response to that except Im not all that responsible.

Hi all.

Liger Null

23:56 / 16.06.06

Hello Keggers.

How's it floating?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:01 / 17.06.06

It sunk quicker than the Titanic.
It was swiming in a concrete overcoat without waiting 1 hour after eating.
All its net activities have been waterlogged.

semioticrobotic

00:04 / 17.06.06

Evening all.

00:06 / 17.06.06

Hello.

Busy at work again.

00:07 / 17.06.06

Evening Bryan.. how ya doing?

semioticrobotic

00:08 / 17.06.06

Not good. I have a headache. I really bad headache. Like the kind where it feels like the Alien spawnling is going to burst from the front of my skull.