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LATESHIFT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:08 / 26.01.06

When I say I'm not drunk... well, I kinda mean I am.

tee hee!

I will allow this space invasion because you said I was cute. Some people have issues with this word, but I do not. I want all people to see me as a little marmoset, with big pretty marmoset eyes.

Although even said marmosets are wary of these so called "Bedheads" and their bohemian ways and rituals. I hear they are corrupting and possibly evil. They consume 5 cases of wine a day, and no less.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:14 / 26.01.06

I thought you might be. I am not. And I rather wish I was.

Bedheads are the stealers of innocence. With their cases of wiiiiine, and their Turkish Delight. He's casting you as Edmund to his Tilda, BEWARE, young Suede.

Marmoset!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:16 / 26.01.06

Marmosets can repel all non-innocent thoughts and also feelings.

I am safe and also untouchable! None can taint me with their worldly ways!

Wine you say, monsieur Bedhead? Why, I don't mind if I do...

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:18 / 26.01.06

*bodyguard dive*

Nooooooooooooo

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:22 / 26.01.06

I hope that was in super extreme slow mo!

How are you anyway, GGM?

GGM! Who? GGM! Who? GGM! Sorry, I just appreciate a good abbreviation.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:28 / 26.01.06

*catches wine in mouth*

It was in SUPER slow-mo.

I'm ... okay. Been better, been worse. But have been doing productive BiFest stuff this eve.

And then pub, with fags and booze and cute dog. So all fine.

And you, Monsieur Le Marmoset?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:32 / 26.01.06

Cute dog! Cute dog! And I don't even like dogs... All sounds good and procutive though! I mean, not the pub bit. I tried to be productive in a pub once, it ended badly. (Is it ever "just a couple"? No. No it's not. It's always a couple and their friends, and then their friends friends. And then you get to meet the family. And then you wake up and go "Whuh? Huh?" Ahem.)

I've been... um... I've been... in a state of readiness. A state of perpetually preparing for the next thing to come along. Which is an elaborate way of saying I've been doing a whole lot of nothin lately, but I don't want to sell that nothing short, because later on I might find out it was essential.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:37 / 26.01.06

Indeed you might.

I don't do proactive in the pub either. It never works.

Except once, with Nelson, where we met up in pub to discuss GAH creative block on something with a deadline, and somewhere between the fags and Guinness it all clicked.

But generally, no. Pub is for postactive.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:40 / 26.01.06

I'd like to meet Nelson, and possibly ruffle his hair.

It's highly likely that after this I would feel embarassed and subsequently have to run away. But I think it would be worth it. I hear he looks like Malcolm McDowell.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:42 / 26.01.06

I should possibly add that these are the sorts of things I just say when I'm drunk, and I can't in any way control that.

Unfortunately, this being typed and thus existing, I may be forced to rememeber. Not that that;s bad, I'm just shy normally!

I'm going to giggle now.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:49 / 26.01.06

You'd have to reach his hair. He is absnormally tall. But he's a very pleasing sight, this is true.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:50 / 26.01.06

Woo-hoo!

People are lateshifting!

Just watched Left Behind (fundamentalist Christian movies truly rock, and Rayford Steele is even more butch- in a hott gay way, which I'm SURE is unintentional- than I ever imagined him in the books!) and am cooking a frozen pizza. Sheena's going nuts. I don't think she liked the film. Ah well. Tomorrow I'll try her with Apocalypse Now. EVERYONE loves that.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:53 / 26.01.06

You don't know how tall I am! I could be massively massively tall!

I'm not sure why I see this as some sort of competition. But y'know. I could be. I'm not, but I could be.

I watched Apocalypse Now once. It was really long. It was that "directors extra special that really long pointless scene edition". I quite liked it though.

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:57 / 26.01.06

It is true, I have no idea whether you are absnormally(which was a typo, first time round, but I'm keeping it coz I like it) tall?

It's just he is really tall, so assume few people are as tall as him.

STOATIE! Helloooooo

I somehow read your post as

and Rayford Steele is even more butch- in a hott gay way and cooking a frozen pizza.

I think I should probably sleep. But I am not tired. Gah.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:59 / 26.01.06

I'm only 5'11"*, but I'm going to abuse the fact I am drunk and let it allow me to do this...

*And a bit. I'm taller than Spider-Man, you know.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:01 / 26.01.06

Welcome to the Barbelith Late Shift Speak Your Height Thread.

I am 5'4".

Feel better now?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:03 / 26.01.06

Look. Ever since I was a child I wanted to at least 6 foot tall. And am I? AM I? No.

I'm like a mere pixy half an inch off. And yes, yes it does keep me awake at night. Sometimes I cry. I'm not saying that my height has anything to do with this, but sometimes I cry.

According to George Galloway, this means I am not a real man.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:04 / 26.01.06

Oh dear. I think I just called Flux a Nazi in the Policy thread on the Music forum. Oh well. He was the one who brought up Social Darwinism. Red rag, bull, all that. I'll regret it in the morning.

HELLEAU!!!

You SO have to watch these Left Behind movies. I downloaded 'em all, I'm gonna do one a night. The first was serious quality, though not quite as good as the Fundy movie with Mr T in it (One Nation Earth, also released as Judgment), but only because Mr T's not in it.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:05 / 26.01.06

But you are a marmoset, rather than a sexcat (brrr) so you WIN.

How old are you?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:06 / 26.01.06

And YES!

Galloway's OUT!

And so's DENNIS!

Which means Chantelle's IN!

And so's TRACI!

Why do I care? I clearly do, but why?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:08 / 26.01.06

Because you have a kind heart Stoat, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A KIND HEART.

I am 23. For 26 more days.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:09 / 26.01.06

I don't know if you did, Stoats, but it bears picking up on. Wasn't quite sure how to react to that one meself.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:10 / 26.01.06

Jesus. Puppy is now playing the guitar.

Minimalistically (one string), but definite playage happening there.

She's gonna beat me at computer games soon, I swear it.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:13 / 26.01.06

In that case....

There are seven reasons why you as a 12 to 25 year individual should try HeightMax™.

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:15 / 26.01.06

Blimey. You named her well, O Stoat.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:15 / 26.01.06

Ah, I didn't, actually, GGM... short-term memory and all that. But it was what I meant in picking up on the phrase, anyway. Cheers for elaborating!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:17 / 26.01.06

She needs a couple more chords yet. But I reckon she'll learn 'em quick.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:20 / 26.01.06

Is she a Johnny or Joey?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:23 / 26.01.06

Joey, for deffo. Nowt Nazi about my baby pup!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:27 / 26.01.06

The kkk took my baby away.

I know, I know. It wasn't necessry, but I did it anyway!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:30 / 26.01.06

Like so many thing that weren't necessary, it paradoxically needed to be done. I love the weird shit life comes up with sometimes!

Goodness Gracious Meme

02:33 / 26.01.06

Heading bewards chaps, good chatting.

nnight.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:36 / 26.01.06

Yeah, I'm gonna crash now... well, as soon as madam finishes eating the pizza crusts. I have to be awake at 7-ish to take me antibiotics (for tooth problems which are GRRRR) and I have to be coherent enough to be able to do it quietly so as not to wake pup... cos I reckon I'll need to go back to sleep afterwards, what with not having gone to bed until, well, now, really!

G'night!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

21:49 / 27.01.06

Anyone around? CBB's finished... I'm about to watch a movie of some sort and drink beer.

21:59 / 27.01.06

Oddman's back!

Seriously, I'm shifting in with you guys and gals. I'm just bidding for Legend Of Zelda stuff on Ebay.

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