LATESHIFT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

02:31 / 13.01.06

damn, but i needed that bath.
i can smell the absence of stink, you know?
it's like the deafening sound of sudden silence for the nose, and it is a joy.

buzzed for you, stoatie.
dogs are ace, and if i wasnt so completely fucking useless at doing anything even remotely responsible i might get one.
i miss my dogs.

Jack Denfeld

02:35 / 13.01.06

Hey Toksik, maybe we should get a Barbe-Dog, that spends a week at a time with each member of Barbelith. It could be the Fabulous Globe Travelling Barbe-Dog!

Jack Denfeld

02:35 / 13.01.06

Hey Toksik, maybe we should get a Barbe-Dog, that spends a week at a time with each member of Barbelith. It could be the Fabulous Globe Travelling Barbe-Dog!

02:43 / 13.01.06

it does sound nice.
i am reminded of the wandering notebook, though...
that dog would die, and we would all be hir killers.

alas

02:45 / 13.01.06

not to mention that isn't there still a long quarantine for dogs entering Brittania?

02:46 / 13.01.06

in other news...
FLIP OUT! like a ninja! in a bon stylee!

i may have to get my gi.

02:51 / 13.01.06

mr v has really kicked his site into proper-drive, hey.

looking for my leopard
the first drink of the day
hardcore morris dancers

02:54 / 13.01.06

and yeah.
there's a six month quarantine period, i believe.

alas

02:55 / 13.01.06

Yes, but do you have soup on your head, toksik?

02:56 / 13.01.06

do headphones count as soup?
they're quite nice ones, if that helps.

02:59 / 13.01.06

saving the best one for last...

who's winning?
WE'RE ALL WINNNING!!!

alas

03:05 / 13.01.06

No, headphones don't count as soup except in a leap year.

03:25 / 13.01.06

i reckon its time for a cuppa and then some book learnin'.
s'been fun kids.

be seeing you.

alas

03:28 / 13.01.06

Moi aussi. Bon soir.

03:55 / 13.01.06

Nighty night.

00:13 / 14.01.06

Shift, let us shift, let us shift, let us shift. For I’ve reached that special place where I’ve drunk enough Southern Comfort that it tastes good. What's in Southern Comfort, anyway? Fermented cushions?

00:29 / 14.01.06

I'll shift. Shiftily.

00:32 / 14.01.06

What's in Southern Comfort, anyway?

The remains of that yellow medicine you can remember having as a child but have no idea what it was for.

00:35 / 14.01.06

...and now I can taste that. Thanks, cube.

It is disturbingly sweet stuff, though. Also: Hello! Both of you!

00:36 / 14.01.06

Good evening. I'm having late night finishing all the intoxicants in the house because I lapsed badly on the no-cig front.

00:38 / 14.01.06

I'm at work being amazed by the amount of column inches dedicated to george Galloway's CBB cat trick. (Clue... lots.)

00:40 / 14.01.06

Not amazed at all. Every time it came on Sky today, the whole office shuddered.

00:57 / 14.01.06

Not amazed that the papers are all over it, but Christ, I'm amazed that it happened. I’ve only heard about the whole ‘George Galloway is A CAT!!1!’ thing from the barbelith thread, and for a while I thought you were all making this stuff up. I mean, really.

01:00 / 14.01.06

Hey, I've often wanted to insert acrostics into my previews but have never had the time to think them through properly. Would anyone mind if I tried to do a run where I quietly named as many Barbeloids as possible in print so Stoatie has to find them? I have a new quest. It is mighty.

01:02 / 14.01.06

That'd be wicked.

Galloway even made it into the International Herald Tribune, ferfucksake! Two columns!

Ganesh

01:05 / 14.01.06

Poor pussy...

01:07 / 14.01.06

Thing is, he’ll probably be pleased about that. He’ll just be pissed off it isn’t *three* columns.

Will the barbeloids-in-acrostics thing get into print, cube? Or have I completely misunderstood The Plan?

01:14 / 14.01.06

Ok, the plan is to slip names in to TV and film previews that read something like "Alan Plater's Afternoon Play is a mordantly witty take on the old Monty Python "Two-sheds Jackson" sketch." It'll have to be low-key, but if I can get Haus in, I'll be impressed. Perhaps it's time to revisit Heimat on satellite and digi.

01:27 / 14.01.06

OK, time for bed. Boing.

01:32 / 14.01.06

Dammit, I think I have to as well. G’night, stoat. Have a good rest-of-the-shift.