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Bed Head
23:39 / 04.02.06
Blimey. Doesn't he come with any fonzie-style clothes?
 
 
Liger Null
23:40 / 04.02.06
He's wearing a Fonzie-type speedo...
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:41 / 04.02.06
And he has Fonzie-type bite marks on his legs...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:42 / 04.02.06
Bedddd heaaaaad! OMG !
 
 
Liger Null
23:43 / 04.02.06
He's also missing hair in the front, which is very Henry Winkler.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:44 / 04.02.06
I mean, *ahem*, hello BH. How are yooou?
 
 
Liger Null
23:45 / 04.02.06
Fonzie, that is. Not Bed Head.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:45 / 04.02.06
Oh yeah, random question: soon I will be going to a fancy-moustache themed party. Rather than place a fancy moustache on my face, I'm going to spraypaint one on a shirt. The question is, what kind? I was thinking maybe a Van Buren, but I'm open to suggestions.
 
 
Bed Head
23:45 / 04.02.06
Also, this:

The legs have some bite marks.

You *really* should ask the seller the question, find out before going thru with this transaction: are these a child’s bite marks, human adult bite marks, dog bite marks, what? Who's been chewing this toy?
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
23:47 / 04.02.06
maybe a Van Buren

Pardon me, a Chester A. Arthur, which is vastly cooler.
 
 
Liger Null
23:50 / 04.02.06
See what I mean about bidding while under the influence?

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!
 
 
Mistoffelees
23:52 / 04.02.06
Oh yeah, random question: soon I will be going to a fancy-moustache themed party. Rather than place a fancy moustache on my face, I'm going to spraypaint one on a shirt. The question is, what kind?

Choose this kind, before it becomes extinct.
  
 
Liger Null
23:52 / 04.02.06
Rather than place a fancy moustache on my face, I'm going to spraypaint one on a shirt. The question is, what kind?

What about a Wilford Brimley?
 
 
Bed Head
23:54 / 04.02.06
Suedey!! Helllllooooo!

*waves at screen*

(I loved your spiderman and your batgirl and everything, by the way. And I would have said so in the appropriate place and at the appropriate time, but I’ve been feeling all un-computery these last few days. But I’m saying it now!)
 
 
Bed Head
23:54 / 04.02.06
Oh, and Best Mustache Evah:



...as everyone well knows.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:56 / 04.02.06
*waves frantically*

The spider-man was awful, really it was. And the batgirl wasn't so hot either. I think I've forgotten how to draw. This happens every so often (every day). Everything is confusing.

Oh! Hello beer! What are you doing here? Fancy a... oh you do? C'mere you!

How are you, Lord Bettenhead?
 
 
Bed Head
00:00 / 05.02.06
Ticketty-boo, dear boy. Tip-top. Surrounded by zillions and zillions of little bits of paper that didn’t quite work, faced by a very few bits of paper pinned on the wall that maybe did. The usual. Yourself?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:00 / 05.02.06
The usual.


Drunk.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:02 / 05.02.06
*pulls self together*

This is a celebratory drunk, though! Oh yes. I'm pulling myself out of the dark dark pits of doom that I allowed myself to slip in to! Oh yes. Oh yes. I think. Possibly.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:09 / 05.02.06
Bedhead, that is indeed a sweet moustache. I wish I could grow something like that. I think I'm gonna do something with sideburns or possibly one of those glasses-nose-moustache disguise things, but that and the Brimley are also in the running... I don't have to decide for a little while, at least.

Does occur to me that I can't leave it until too late, otherwise I'll be wearing a shirt with wet spraypaint in the middle of a crowd. Bollocks...
 
 
Bed Head
00:09 / 05.02.06
*jealous of your drunkenness*

I'm too tired to start getting drunk, I'll probably fall asleep if I try. Maybe in the morning.

Sorry to hear about the pits of doooom, man. But, hell, it kinda sharpens your appreciation for *not* being in the pits of doooom, if you keep having to crawl your way out of them.

...Is how I rationalise my own regular visits to The Pits, anyway.
 
 
Bed Head
00:13 / 05.02.06
So, when is this party, Phobias? How long do you have to make your mustache, exactly? Are we talking hours or days or what?
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:16 / 05.02.06
HA. Party itself's in a couple hours, though I'm headed over within 15 minutes probably to do other stuff. I was going to deal with all this in the afternoon but I fell asleep instead. I was thinking I might be able to stick the shirt in front of a fan for a bit to speed the drying process. Is this hopelessly optimistic?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:19 / 05.02.06
You should grown an Earl moustache, I feel.

I hear you on the pits, BH! I'm quite quite lame in that in good times I think I can practically fly, and in bad times I can barely move. Apparently I inherit this from my mother.

It does get a tad trying when the bad times keep on coming, though, trudging on for months at a time. I just can't keep active! And then eventually I manage to do things but get bored and dwell on the BAD THINGS again.

Sigh.

I need to eat chilli.
 
 
Bed Head
00:25 / 05.02.06
Oh, chilli always helps. Hmm, maybe I should make some chilli. For tomorrow.

FWP, I don’t think spraypaint really takes so long to dry. Although *mumsy voice* make sure you paint your shirt in a well-ventilated spot. Like, er, outside. In fact, it’ll dry quicker outside too, won’t it? Needs room to evaporate or whatever.
 
 
Bed Head
00:26 / 05.02.06
Oh, hang on. Can’t make chilli, coz I don’t have any onions. Gah.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
00:32 / 05.02.06
Oh good, I was worried I'd left it too late. I'm super-paranoid about toxic fumes destroying my brain plus I hate strong smells so a well-ventilated spot is in the gameplan.

Suedey, that sucks about the major highs and lows. Do you get much exercise? I ask this because the absolute worst I have ever felt- a period of over a month which was at times characterized by a complete inablity to get out of bed- was a time in which I had stopped running/playing sports. Certainly not the only factor but I think it was a major one. Good luck pulling through in any case.

I've gotten the call so I'm out. See you cats later.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:41 / 05.02.06
hello all. anyone still about.

I am eating takeway pizza. It is greasy but tasty
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:43 / 05.02.06
oh and bah, Suedey. I will email you some chilli.
 
 
Bed Head
00:45 / 05.02.06
Ooh, can I get some of that hott chilli action, too? No-one ever sends me spicy emails.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:00 / 05.02.06
Fine by me, hot group chilli action on its way...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:07 / 05.02.06
Garphumalatudes from North London. Bing bing.
 
 
Liger Null
01:33 / 05.02.06
FWP, do you have a hair dryer? That should dry paint up fairly quickly.
 
 
Loud Detective
06:26 / 05.02.06
Hellooo Barbelith. Is anybody shifting tonight?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:33 / 05.02.06
In the hope of eternal chili. It's morning here, so not really a late shift any more, although 9:30 on Sunday does feel _wrong_...
 
  

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