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Evil Scientist Rules Teh World!

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Jack Denfeld

18:36 / 02.07.07

Welcome back Scientist.

Evil Scientist

11:16 / 03.07.07

I love it when you say my name.

Dead Megatron

11:40 / 03.07.07

This is an unholy alliance in the making, if I ever sawy one. I'd do something about it, but I'm currently way too busy attending premieres of MY movie all over this flesh-infested planet.May on Thursday.

Oh, and Germany is jam-packed with good beer, good food, and pretty people where-ever you look

I totally buy this on the pretty people and the good beer, but I have to call BS on the good food. But, then again, I was never too keen on German cuisine, I'm afraid. Gimme some Italian pasta or some sushi any day.

Evil Scientist

12:14 / 03.07.07

Dude, pork knuckles! 500g pork cutlets! Bratwurst! Currywurst! These people do things to a pig that make it happy to give up it's life.

Good cakes too.

Evil Scientist

12:22 / 03.07.07

These people do things to a pig that make it happy to give up it's life.

Umm, let me re-phrase that...

Katherine

11:14 / 06.07.07

I love it when you say my name.

I see ES as The Master after reading that.... Where is The Doctor when you need him?

Evil Scientist

11:19 / 06.07.07

What this country needs, right now, is a Denfeld.

Evil Scientist

08:00 / 03.10.07

So, after several months of walking in the wilderness I has return-eth-ed. As was prophesised, by me, yesterday.

Horrible work-based shenanigans have kept me away from the 'Lith, but now I am back.

New.

Improved.

With a kung-fu grip.

Two of these are lies.

Hello all you fine people.

Triplets

11:28 / 05.10.07

Welcome back, The Evil Science.

The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.

04:02 / 06.10.07

Evil Scientist rules teh world, or is it evil scientists rules Zeh world?

The local Goth prototype has become a run-of-the-mill example of the apocalypse.

08:32 / 06.10.07

On a hot season, please do waste more water; although other places are experiencing drought and the people there have no water, please do waste more water.

I still prefer Snoopy and peanuts, especially peanut butter with c..............

Evil Scientist

09:16 / 31.01.08

Hmm, airbourne hantavirus or atomic robot? Which doomsday weapon shall I release today?

I think the atomic robot, although I wouldn't want to be seen as raining on Cloverfield's parade so it'll have to be a small one. Perhaps it's time to steal all the gold in the Bank of England.

Alternatively I need to form a League of Evil.

Super-power roll-call! What diabolical super-powers do you possess?

Mistoffelees

09:32 / 31.01.08

Super-power roll-call! What diabolical super-powers do you possess?

I can make dogs walk themselves.

Evil Scientist

10:48 / 31.01.08

Nice. Your powers of canine control will keep the general public in line when we invade the world.

Dogs "r" us.

Alternatively I need to form a League of Evil.

Looking for voluntaries?

electric monk

17:56 / 31.01.08

We'll join your League!

We hereby pledge our mastery of the sleeping mind to your service, o Evil One!

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

18:34 / 31.01.08

I used to be good, but then I was lost. I may not be "evil," but I'll join your League. But be tortured and brooding while doing it.

Mine is the power to control pulp and paper products. Also: alliteration.

jentacular dreams

19:11 / 31.01.08

I can stupefy both friends and foes through the power of cake! Unless they're dieting or full.

Also I fall in rivers a lot more than is considered normal.

Also worth mentioning, recent experiments have managed to knock-down my copy of the love gene.

grant

14:11 / 01.02.08

Well, I'm not interested, but my daughter could probably use some mentoring....

Dead Megatron

14:15 / 01.02.08

Perhaps we should start an "auditions for evil league membership" thread, wherein we'll tell why Evil S cientist should accept us, how we can contribute, what is our biggest flaw (evil-wise), that sort of thing

Mistoffelees

15:09 / 01.02.08

I´m rallying my troops.

electric monk

13:39 / 15.02.08

Um, Mr. Scientist? Sir? We have a bit of bad news to report.

Harold's not going to be able to join us in the coming conquest. You remember Harold, right? Shortest of the group, ran the Hallucin-o-tronic REMulator for our crew? Yeah, well, we found out he was planning a coup. Damnedest thing. He hoped to ensnare you in a never-ending dream of conquest! So we killed him. Honestly, we weren't sure of the proper procedure for dealing with traitors, and couldn't find anything relevant in the manual. We DID save the body, in case you want to display it in your front yard or use it for evil science or something...

Mistoffelees

15:06 / 15.02.08

Oh, that Harold! What a kidder, eh?

Hallo, Paper Spaceboy

16:02 / 15.02.08

Meanwhile, I've been driven mad by exposure to weird radiations and now look at me!

grant

03:30 / 29.02.08

This

and

this

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Evil Scientist

10:26 / 21.05.08

If I turned you all into cyber-people. You'd still love me wouldn't you? In an emotionless way no doubt, but there'd still be love there.

Dead Megatron

11:13 / 21.05.08

Better than becoming a Dalek. But only slightly so.

Evil Scientist

11:20 / 21.05.08

Being a Dalek wouldn't be so bad. As long as there was a mini-bar and a broadband connection you'd be okay. Download the internet and never lose a Barbument ever again.

Mind you I'd probably end up motionless in a garden, geeking out in my indestructible shell. People'd think I was a lawn ornament of some kind. Bird feeder hanging from my gun-stick, squirrels on my eye.

Evil Scientist

09:19 / 10.12.10

This thread shall never die!

Dead Megatron

17:28 / 11.12.10

You cribber!!!

Nice to see you still alive tho

Evil Scientist

21:18 / 11.12.10

I cannot die, only the actors that play me can die.

Alex's Grandma

23:53 / 11.12.10

So what's the situ, bird flu wise?

Evil Scientist

11:50 / 13.12.10

I sent a recall signal to the nano-Sentinels who were masquerading as it. I think I've sold enough suger pills on the back of that.

Next time: Sudden Evil Legs Syndrome. They'll take you where-ever I choose.

And I choose Vegas.

Evil Scientist

19:33 / 24.12.10

A glass of quarter-cask Laphroaig, Scissor Sisters playing, re-reading The Atrocity Archives in my Jedi robe dressing gown.

Have a good night B-Lith Remnants, whatever your meme.

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