ALL NEW ASTOUNDING ULTIMATE LATESHIFT!!!

00:23 / 20.04.05

Yeah tonights was pretty good. I hope the new guy doesnt blow it.

From all my time on the barb I keep expecting the old Dr. to rush in look straight at the camera and scream "Huggles!" and the run off stage. That would rule.

00:27 / 20.04.05

Oh man yes it would! Especially if it was Tom Baker. Ahhhhhhh!!!

Thats the one!!!

Indeed he was The One. With a lovely scarf that reminds of my mum. Cos she had a scarf like that.

00:30 / 20.04.05

(goes off to look for Rothkoid's "Huggles" picture...)

00:33 / 20.04.05

here we are...

00:34 / 20.04.05

Aww that lopsided grin always cheers me up!

00:40 / 20.04.05

But it looks like he has evil "I'll get you my pretty, you and your little doggie too" thoughts hidden beneath his grin.

00:47 / 20.04.05

Hey guys, I was thinking, why do we always start a new lateshift? I mean, does a new thread really effect anything? Couldn't we see if this one could reach 25 brilliant pages?

00:50 / 20.04.05

But...
...but...
that's just not the way we...
I mean...

excuse me, I need to sit down.

00:51 / 20.04.05

You're just talking scary talk! You see what the grinning face of the Barker does??

00:52 / 20.04.05

Fly in the face of tradition!

00:53 / 20.04.05

Keggers, I'm frightened.

00:55 / 20.04.05

(chief wiggum voice) Hold me!

00:55 / 20.04.05

25 pages? Pah! My photostopperator will charge a hundred in the time it takes you puny mortals to cough up 25! Ha ha haaaa!

00:56 / 20.04.05

Well considering every lateshift gets to at least 4 pages and you lot have been starting a new one every other night...

00:59 / 20.04.05

But thats part of the joy. The thrill of competition to see who starts up the next.

01:00 / 20.04.05

(whispers)
the Rule of Nine... I... I don't know...

I am not a number!

I am. But it's a very long number. With decimals and fractions and everything.

Is it 4?

Curses, you saw through my quadrocentric conundrum! ... and two days before my evil genius exam too.

01:15 / 20.04.05

Who do you think wrote the curriculum?

01:26 / 20.04.05

Victor ... ? Is it you? My liege, forgive me! My abandonment of Latveria was only temporary I assure you! I- I had to let the Western dogs truly believe I was on their side - no, NO! Not the force-bolts from your gauntlets - AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

01:29 / 20.04.05

I killed you 'cause you were standing on my cape. Nobody touches the cape. No one!

01:32 / 20.04.05

Victor you bought that cape from Asda (Walmart)). Don't deny it, I remember it clear as day.

01:34 / 20.04.05

Nina, d-don't! Doom's wrath is incalculable!

And he's got a right strop on today as well.