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ALL NEW ASTOUNDING ULTIMATE LATESHIFT!!!

  
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
05:08 / 20.04.05
Evidently, I couldn't sleep.
 
 
Sekhmet
05:14 / 20.04.05
It should be flocks, though. I like the image of a flock of angels, like giant birds, all wheeling together in the sky.

Apparently I can't either. How are you?
 
 
Sekhmet
05:27 / 20.04.05
Apparently I scare people away from Lateshift.

It's 1:30 in the morning anyway, so I think I will attempt sleep. 'Night Barbelith!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
05:34 / 20.04.05
Was I online last night? I've got this big gap between ten or elevenish and waking up at 5 am. I don't think I posted or PM'd but I don't really know.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:52 / 20.04.05
Hey everyone! Have you heard they're making a spin-off series from 'The A Team'!!

Apparently it's set years after the original series - Hannibal Smith has given up on all that 'soldier of fortune' malarkey and become a TV chef. He specialises in gourmet desserts but often has problems with his former life interfering with his current one. Colonel Decker crashing into the TV studio in his jeep, for example.

But it's ok because at the end of that episode the Colonel realises that the joy of actually capturing his nemesis is far outweighed by the thrill of the chase. He clicks his heels and leaves, accompanied by wistful high-end electric guitar.

Just at that moment, the oven pings and Hannibal produces this week's piece de resistance. He turns to the camera and says ... 'I love it when a flan comes together'.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:02 / 20.04.05
I love a pun. As long as it's a current pun.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:06 / 20.04.05
Thank you Bizunth. Nice to see somebody appreciates the artistry that went into that little opus! In fact, I think I'll go and have a lie down.

Oh shit, I'm at work.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:07 / 20.04.05
Should I get your coat for you?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
22:13 / 20.04.05
I am a huge fan of jokes which consist of elaborate, over detailed stories ending up in an awful, awful pun. In fact I could tell them all night. But I'm old and tired and gobednowzzzzzzzz
 
 
agvvv
22:21 / 20.04.05
Hello shifters
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:31 / 20.04.05
Honestly. Young people today. I remember when a shaggy dog story was so called because it took up the lifespan of a shaggy dog.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:37 / 20.04.05
I remember when they all involved that magician's assistant lady...
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:44 / 20.04.05
Oh yeah I forgot she shags dogs. Poor dogs.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:48 / 20.04.05
I think you're supposed to say "allegedly" when you're explaining jokes of that nature.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:50 / 20.04.05
Nah. This isn't 'Have I Got News For You'.

Is it?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:54 / 20.04.05
No, but it is a public and Google-able forum...

...just saying, is all.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:59 / 20.04.05
Yeah right. Like she's going to sue me. Like a millionaire is going to sue little ol' 20K-a-year me. Who does she think she is, Tom Cruise?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:01 / 20.04.05
Um, no. She's not going to sue you, but understandably, justified or not, Tom tends to get a bit antsy about playing host to potentially libellous material.

Anyway, you spoiled my joke! It wasn't exactly that subtle to start with...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:06 / 20.04.05
But I'm getting the name removed from my post so it's all cool.
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:06 / 20.04.05
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry ... (deep breath) I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry ...
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:07 / 20.04.05
Shall I do another Hannibal Smith pun?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 20.04.05
Oh, go on then.

Unless it's about elephants. I may see the punchline coming.
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:11 / 20.04.05
Um .... Hannibal Smith moves to Scotland in search of his ancient family heritage. Ah fuck it, it's 'clan', ok? Just fucking 'clan'.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:12 / 20.04.05
... or people who smelt metal.

(as in "snf... snf... whassat?" "Zinc.")
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:14 / 20.04.05
hello barbelites.
how is life treating you?
that thread summary is plain daunting
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:15 / 20.04.05
Damn. Now you've got me trying to think of them. And the one that ends "I love it when my grans come together" is just too filthy, really.
 
 
agvvv
23:18 / 20.04.05
Finaly got my site up and running. pop05, theres also a blog. If you click on the link that says "blog".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:18 / 20.04.05
Evenin', in choc... how's you?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:25 / 20.04.05
Nice, site, Mr S...
the blog's way flashier than mine, anyway!
 
 
agvvv
23:30 / 20.04.05
Didnt know you had one Stoatie, Ill link ya! And what are you talking about, you have colours, colours!
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:31 / 20.04.05
Yes Mr. Slightly I'm unfortunately one of the computer illiterati, no blog for me. Looks good.

Stoatie - So, so. Bit strung out. Too much smoking not enough sleeping. Taking it's toll.

And you?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:34 / 20.04.05
Work... boring. (Although this afternoon there was definitely too much smoking and not enough sleeping going on...)
 
 
agvvv
23:36 / 20.04.05
Ahh.. If there only were smoking.. And sleeping. I aint getting none of that actually. Cant seem to sleep these days. Anyone else who enjoys the fantastic sleep a little puff gives you? splendid
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:38 / 20.04.05
Of course, when I DID go to sleep this evening after an afternoon of smoking and playing Doom 3, my dreams were FILLED with zombies. Fortunately I was heavily armed. It was quite cool, actually.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:39 / 20.04.05
Hi! Today I went to the museum. I had fun. It was rainning and I got wet. Then I went to a pub. Then I got home.

How are you?
 
  

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