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HAHA! Its tha new Lateshift

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:43 / 16.04.05
They all end up in the bath. Sooner or later. Everyone ends up in the bath.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:46 / 16.04.05
Oddly enough Mordant, I was recently involved in a major industrial accident, which has left me feeling... stronger. Apart from the voices, I'm in tip-top condition, I hav sinister laff and a bat-glider.

As and when you get your act together, I will call you out, we have big fight, in which it won't matter who wins - New York will still be destroyed !!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:50 / 16.04.05
My act is together, foolish one. You evidently fear me too much to venture into my territory.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:01 / 16.04.05
Evening. I'm ever so slightly GRR, cos I thought the inlaws were turning up REAL fucking early tomorrow, so I came home to do the hoovering. Turns out they aren't, and nobody phoned me to tell me so. On reflection, though, it was a perfectly good excuse which got me home from my mad ex-flatmate's place while it was stull fun, and before she got into her traditional bloodletting rituals. So only SLIGHTLY grr. Actually, less so the more I think about it.

Hello!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:13 / 16.04.05
Hello!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:15 / 16.04.05
Ok.

Well I'm arguably involved in major personal dialogue here, like, Dad sez

'Are you a man or are you a mouse, boy ?'

'Father, all I like to do is play squash, professionally.'

'Hmm... there are good deals to be done there, to be sure.'

'So...'

'No, fuck that... You must crush your enemies, son.'

'Dad, you've been... well you've been away for a long time.'

'Do as I say !'

'Regardless of the, er, consequences ?'

'REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES, you fuckhead'

'Right.'

All of which is by way of explaining, M, that while I'm currently holding all those people what are dear to you hostage, web-slinger, I don't consider it to be any of my personal responsibility.
 
 
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22:16 / 16.04.05
Hi Keggers and Stoatie!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:16 / 16.04.05
Hey, keggers. What'd you think of "Goodnight Moon"?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:17 / 16.04.05
Dude, you missed a couple of meetings. I hate everyone. I think you'll find you've got a bunch of androids hostage, wired to explode at any second. I can write them off against taxes.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:18 / 16.04.05
Hey, Xyu, too. Probably best we stay out of the Alex/Mordant clash of titans. We can wander among the wreckage giving coffee and stuff to the survivors. I think we'd be good at that.
 
 
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22:19 / 16.04.05
Alex, I think I barbecrush you now....Image hosted by Photobucket.com
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:25 / 16.04.05
Fine.

That's... fine.

I don't what to do next. Bit lost here, TBH.

Oh I know...

'Pproaching the zoo right now, on wings of madness - when I get there, everyone in the 'small mammals' section is totally fucked...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:26 / 16.04.05
*hurls monogrammed exploding pink grenade*
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:28 / 16.04.05
(hiding, huddling, doing other things beginning with H... although not intravenously, you understand...)

WHOAH.
 
 
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22:30 / 16.04.05
Haha!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:33 / 16.04.05
Hey! Why is there a war going on in lateshift?
Im thinking of the line "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." from Dr. Strangelove?


Stoatie, I didnt get a chance to d/l the whole song yet but I did get a few others by Shivaree and I quite like it.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:34 / 16.04.05
The small mammals have been... prepared... Mr. A. They have been... expecting you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:38 / 16.04.05
Keggers- Best we don't ask why. I don't know why, and I'm not about to ask.

That Shivaree album is now my current favourite thing ever. (Told you it'd probably be a grower!)

I could easily go to bed soon... do I hit the beers that are in the fridge, or not? Hmmm.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:45 / 16.04.05
The entire penguin section of the... zoo... ( I think some of these are engangered species -

'Not quite as endangered as they are now, son'

'Yes, but...

'Big gun, you got there, boy. Shame not use it.'

'Father, must I live out your legacy, dude ?'

'Yes. Who's going to stop you ? '

'I, er... 'Kay.'

( Typing this in the immediate aftermath, can't believe what I just did - A lot of those birds look really pissed off now, it looks like their hero just wasn't there for them - I'm not trying to say that teh grenade didn't hurt, it kind of did, a lot, but with my one good arm I shall return to my eyrie, and glkoat
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:49 / 16.04.05
"eyrie"

You see the whole flaw in the plan right there, don't you? Can we say "genetically modified psionically controlled termites," children? Can we?

No, not, "'netikly mollified temmits weeeugh want din-dins," you bunch of morons. F-. Get your heads in the game or I'll use you all for the next crop of mut-o-slurry.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:54 / 16.04.05
Wgen did we start putting the drugs in the lateshift waters?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:56 / 16.04.05
Just now. It's my new ploy.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:58 / 16.04.05
Why? Everyone liked the old ploy. You'll just have to bring the old ploy back. But we'll call it Ploy Classic. Yes, we will use both ploys... it really is a double-ploy issue.
 
 
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23:00 / 16.04.05
Good even.... [ducks, double-takes]

Was that a flying penguin?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:01 / 16.04.05
Sort of. If by flying you mean "hurled."
 
 
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23:04 / 16.04.05
Good thing, too. Always found penguins rather sinister. How's lovely Barca?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:06 / 16.04.05
Lovely. We've finally got some summer here. I think I might hit the park tomorrow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:10 / 16.04.05
Two ploy-oy, hush hush, oi to oi...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:13 / 16.04.05
Shut up or I shall HARM you. Possibly with cyperpenguins.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:14 / 16.04.05
If Kajagoogoo gets stuck in my head..its gonna be war!!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
23:15 / 16.04.05
M,

'Dilletante' isn't a word I care to use lightly, ( because I can not sppel it, ) nor is 'armchiar superhero,' but my ran of terror seems to be carrying on pretty much unabated, nevertheleds.

It's all very well for you to be sitting up there on your cloud with your dictionary and that, but down here poople are being assassassinted, the fraeks.
 
 
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23:16 / 16.04.05
Those poor, poor fraeks. They are ground under the heel of a tyrant, I hear.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:18 / 16.04.05
Nah, that Jonathan Fraeks always struck me as something of a tosseur.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:18 / 16.04.05
Im bringing back this:

Because this thread needs more talk of penguins.
 
 
Tezcatlipoca
23:18 / 16.04.05
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