HAHA! Its tha new Lateshift

21:59 / 14.04.05

I THINK it was an advert, featuring meerkats. Not sure what they were advertising, but, y'know, they were meerkats, so that's cool.

Eloi Tsabaoth

22:04 / 14.04.05

Ah, meerkats. They should all club together and sue whoever it is who made those Neighbourhood Watch stickers.
Ugh. Have flu. But must finish work.

22:08 / 14.04.05

I'm about to turn on my TV. But before I do so, I should figure out whether to plug in the XBox or the DVD player. I just bought the Day Today DVD... which could feasibly lead to me watching all of them. However, Doom 3 could equally see me not actually having gone to bed at all before going to work tomorrow morning...

...however, both leave me free to pursue my quest of getting the BIG TEN K!!!

Eloi Tsabaoth

22:12 / 14.04.05

Watch The Day Today. Just to see the expression on Kim Wilde's face when they tell her about clamping the homeless.
Must go to bed, allow body to fight virus in dreaming. Good luck, Post-Man Stoat.

22:13 / 14.04.05

Night, Bizunth. Yeah, Day Today it is, I reckon.

Who's still out there?

Keggers? I know you're out there somewhere?

sleazenation

22:28 / 14.04.05

And remember - Fact into doubt won't go...

22:32 / 14.04.05

and it's a special desk of sport now...

22:35 / 14.04.05

Im out here. Actually I just got back here.

22:41 / 14.04.05

Where've ya been?

22:43 / 14.04.05

Oh, and Mr Slightly's hit his posting limit.

Be aware... he's watching us...

22:44 / 14.04.05

Oh, and Mr Slightly's hit his posting limit.

Be aware... he's watching us...

22:44 / 14.04.05

I noticed the horrid shape my hair was in...(Think Dragon Ball Z)so I went and grabbed a shower.

22:54 / 14.04.05

But surely chicks dig manga hair?

22:56 / 14.04.05

Maybe..but Im without chicks at the moment.

22:58 / 14.04.05

That Shivaree voice sounds alot like Gwen Steffani all mellowed.

23:04 / 14.04.05

I think it's the mellowed that does it, really. Which tracks you get? I still think "Goodnight Moon" is better than the stuff on the album I got today, but that album is quite ace.

23:05 / 14.04.05

Fat LAdy of Limbourg

23:07 / 14.04.05

Yes.

23:12 / 14.04.05

Now downloading Goodnight Moon

alejandrodelloco

00:58 / 15.04.05

Goodnight spoon!

Oh man I love that book.

01:50 / 15.04.05

How can you not! Its a classic. I still love Go Dog Go!

20:12 / 15.04.05

Hello! Hooray!

I intend to spend an evening at least partly doing a Lateshift while at home instead of at work like I usually bloody am. Please come to my 'I'm at home' party? Pretty please? With a blackcurrant on top?

electric monk

20:16 / 15.04.05

Fucklesticks!

I'm still at work! How dare you taunt me so shiftily!

20:20 / 15.04.05

Aww I'm sorry. No I am, really.

(surreptitously slurps tea and scratches nuts because nobody is around to watch)

(realises that semi-ironic funpoke actually backfired due to revelation that I'm alone a lot of the time. Shit.)

(reads that all back and wonders what the fuck it means)

Never mind, it'll be over soon, right? Right?

20:23 / 15.04.05

Hello shifters

electric monk

20:24 / 15.04.05

Riiiiiight.

Awright. I'm punching out and going home to cook a lovely meal for m' wife, rub her feet, and drink one too many beers.

Cheers, Brigade!

20:27 / 15.04.05

Awww.. I would give my little finger to rub my girlfriends feet right now..

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:29 / 15.04.05

Me too. Only my girlfriend is a boy.

Hey all.

Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER

20:33 / 15.04.05

Hey you. A question(and yes, Ive had a few beers) have you ever missed somebody so much that you feel like youre actually going crazy.. not in a "oh, Im think im going crazy oh well kinda way", but actually feel that you might go crazy? I mean, I WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY my little finger to have my "girlfriend" over just for this night..

20:37 / 15.04.05

*peeks in cautiously*

Yes. Definitely. The actual self-mutilation doesn't help as such, although it does take your mind off it a little...

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

20:45 / 15.04.05

Welcome on and welcome all!

Slightly? Don't defile your body. She'll be with you soon enough, dude.

20:45 / 15.04.05

If you give me your little fingers, can I rub your girlfriend's feet?

20:47 / 15.04.05

Withiel? Are you (if you'll forgive the phrase) a new bug? Extra special welcome to you!

20:47 / 15.04.05

Dont count on it Grace.. but enough of my self loathing.. how is everyone?