HAHA! Its tha new Lateshift

Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER

20:49 / 15.04.05

Oh for christ's sake ... he just described Nicole Kidman as 'incomparable' and 'magnificent'. Puhleeeze ...

20:50 / 15.04.05

Withiel? Are you (if you'll forgive the phrase) a new bug? Extra special welcome to you!

I am indeed a new bug.

Possibly some sort of woodlouse, if woodlice get headaches.

Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER

20:51 / 15.04.05

Only when they've been leasing too much wood and not had dinner early enough.

21:05 / 15.04.05

The idea of a woodlease is rather amusing.

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

21:09 / 15.04.05

In reply to Slightly - am ok but utterly distracted by everything in the entire world ever which isn't the work that I'm meant to be doing. The keys on my keyring are looking particularly enticing.

agvvv

21:13 / 15.04.05

what are you supposed to be doing? Ok, you decide.. should I go to this party just down the street, or stay home?

21:19 / 15.04.05

Oh Slightly, go to the party, for christ's sake ... can I come?

agvvv

21:20 / 15.04.05

Ok.. Im off.. you can come

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

21:24 / 15.04.05

Yay! Oh wait, is this party in the 'real world'? Bugger.

I'll watch Dolores Claiborne on tv. Later dudes, may be back again later but I'm kind of hoping to sleep tonight! Hugs to all.

21:53 / 15.04.05

Party party party! Is my opinion.

I'm meant to be working - writing up the report for my 2nd year DPhil review. Instead I'm being distracted by my shiiiiinnny keys. Mmm. Keys.

Sod this, I'm off to find ice-cream. With hot fudge sauce! That'll help me work, oh yes...

agvvv

23:46 / 15.04.05

Im back yeah

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:57 / 15.04.05

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

I may just go to sleep in a minute... I've been out on the piss.

And Mordant- if you're still around- I was out on the piss with Lurid, and he's on top form. 'twas lovely to see him. 'twould be nice to see you soon too!

BUT in case I don't just pass out...

I mean, if it came down to it...

monkeys or jawas?

Saint Keggers

03:23 / 16.04.05

ok...its 12:21, Im currently at Strix's. It's been a long time since I've meatspaced with someone from the cyberrealm. How the hell is the rest of the shift?

Benny the Ball

06:39 / 16.04.05

Monkey's - always.

i get the possible dilema of the question - I love shouting Footeeneee! in a squeekie Jawa voice as much as the next man - but I love the monkies/monkey's (? argh!) those little fellas never fail to make me happy.

My favourite documentary as a child was 'A Family of Chimps' about the inter-relations of a chimp family at a zoo enclosure, it was great, and sat on a well worn VHS labelled Cartoons/Family of Chimps, and contained a collection of Rolf Harris presented cartoons and that documentary. Chimps, I love 'em.

Now if they could teach a monkey to shout 'Footeeeneee!' that would be something.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:50 / 16.04.05

That would be truly fucking awesome.

20:21 / 16.04.05

Hey all.

I just got some spam with the header "Spiderman Pharmacy." Aww man--for a moment there, I was so exited.

20:57 / 16.04.05

Lord... it's six and bright out people.

Anyway. 5:55. Detroit. Shifted Neue.

I've bought new jeans. And I want to do that thing where you wash the jeans and then put them on right away to "fit" them. I'm male and have undiagnosed ADHD. Could one of ya'll let me in on that whole procedure before I rip off the sale tags and shtuff?

Thanks!

20:59 / 16.04.05

Aren't you supposed to get in the bath and pout?

21:00 / 16.04.05

I did that this morning... were you watching me?

21:00 / 16.04.05

If so... yes, I have been working out.

21:02 / 16.04.05

You should really stop picking your nose though.

Liger Null

21:02 / 16.04.05

I've never heard of the wash-and-wear-jeans-thing. Why exactly does one do this?

21:03 / 16.04.05

So that they shink to fit your every supple curve and muscular... I mean, I have no idea.

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21:05 / 16.04.05

ooh, wooo! Bughead further up the page! Look at bughead! Hello newbie!

Hi there,

I have lager! If I could scan it and show you I would, but that would probably be a silly idea.

How are you all?

21:08 / 16.04.05

heh. Doing well. Not really getting anywhere though.

21:11 / 16.04.05

I have San Miguel. When the San Miguel runs out I have a carton of sangria.

I win.

Liger Null

21:12 / 16.04.05

"So that they shink to fit your every supple curve and muscular... I mean, I have no idea."

Don't they do that anyway?

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21:14 / 16.04.05

Ok Mordant, you win.

heh. Doing well. Not really getting anywhere though.

That's because you haven't got in the bath and started pouting yet.

21:14 / 16.04.05

I think it's so the fibres are fixed in your own particular configuration. I don't really get it myself since I don't buy new clothes much.

Liger Null

21:15 / 16.04.05

That explains it, neither do I.

Alex's Grandma

21:21 / 16.04.05

Put the jeans on, get into the bath.

Remain stationary for a couple of minutes.

Get out again, stand in front of the heater for about half an hour, toasting on both sides.

Tell teh mANAGERs where to stick the franking machine etc, and all the other FUCKING RUBBISH ONE HAS TO GO ABOUT WITH, TAKE LOTS OF SPEED, nick String's scooter, drive it off the edge the white cliffs of Dover, while not, for max credibility, even attempting to write a song, and it should be OK.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a bleeding 'Bellboy', goddamnit.

21:22 / 16.04.05

I don't WANT to take a bath....

alright fine.

21:26 / 16.04.05

I still wish there was really a Spiderman Pharmacy.