Itzz a Late Shift, YOU AND ME against the world

21:42 / 24.03.05

Make your own wine! Use leaves and dregs and stuff, cook them over a bunsen burner or some other naked flame. Then leave to ferment for a few years.

Or you could just go to the offy.

21:42 / 24.03.05

No, Keggers. Its a question between me and:

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21:43 / 24.03.05

raunch-machine? Surely you must mean a Ranch-machine... If ever there was a contest for royal horse...

21:44 / 24.03.05

Got mouthwash? The preferred poison of the local homeless population...

21:48 / 24.03.05

I have that exact same finger monster!!!

I have mouthwash...but its not the same. Maybe I'll get my ass out of the house and hit a pub.
But its at least 45 minutes travelling time and I only have cash for a pint or two...so it doesn't really seem worth it.

21:48 / 24.03.05

Shouldn't Vincent Price be in the background of that picture somewhere, looking embarrassed and hoping some Canadian iconoclast might make an infinitely better version in about thirty years' time?

21:49 / 24.03.05

Keggers, stop slagging my future Queen or I'll 'ave ya, Winstone-style!

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21:50 / 24.03.05

Promise? (he says hoping Winstone style is something rather naughty)

21:54 / 24.03.05

Hello!
Did you miss me?

21:55 / 24.03.05

Isnt that John Rys-Davies?

21:56 / 24.03.05

Im bored. So, whatca all doing?

21:58 / 24.03.05

Keggers, you ever seen the film Scum? It's naughty in one sense, at least!

Yes it is John Rhys-Davies. He's playing Wee Jimmy in Krankies: The Movie. I believe Harrison Ford is up for the role of The Dad.

22:00 / 24.03.05

Listening to music, lateshifting and getting a date for the weekend

22:01 / 24.03.05

Getting a date for the weekend? Now thats saucy.. spill it!

22:01 / 24.03.05

no... Im hoing to do that on the weekend! hehee

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22:03 / 24.03.05

I'm at work, skim-reading the poisonous prattlings of Richard Littlejohn. Who probably got beaten up at school by Pete Sheriff and Dave Robinhood.

I'm at work also. Eating shepherd's pie.

Mmm.

Pie.

Well, Im gone. Play nice. Night

Thought you were a vegetarian, Stoatie.

Wow... I dont know any of those people but find it an amazing coincidence that they all have last names from Robin Hood. Thats just too cool.

I LIKE PIE!

Coincidences abound in my magical world, Keggers - frolicking through the forest of my mind like a hippo in a tutu.

22:06 / 24.03.05

and so we see why you are indeed Blessed!

22:08 / 24.03.05

By the God of lucky bastards, mate.

22:10 / 24.03.05

Or a crocodile in a cape...

22:11 / 24.03.05

Im really lovin' the name Liger Null.

22:11 / 24.03.05

Waht? Dont I get a good night kiss, or at least some pie before I leave..?

22:14 / 24.03.05

*Smoochies*

Stoatie's got the pie.

22:15 / 24.03.05

G'night! We will try to save you some pie for the morrow!

22:18 / 24.03.05

Now I want pie.

Keylime pie... I haven't had that in years. I wants some.

22:19 / 24.03.05

Haha...Time to finish off that horrible vodka.

*dangles bottle in front of keggers' sad, sober face*

Nanananana NA! I got liquor and you don't!

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22:19 / 24.03.05

I'll have pie & mash & liquor, please.

22:20 / 24.03.05

Oh, it was Linda McCartney veggie shepherd's pie, obviously.

And yes, Liger Null is currently the best ficsuit name on the board.

22:21 / 24.03.05

*blushes* Aw, you guys...