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Itzz a Late Shift, YOU AND ME against the world

  
  

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Liger Null
22:25 / 24.03.05
Well then, you have an excuse now

Or are you just in a winey mood?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:26 / 24.03.05
Its too good a bottle to waste alone.

But I may get to the tequila
 
 
Liger Null
22:28 / 24.03.05
Uh oh...

It's always bad news when tequila comes to the party...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:31 / 24.03.05
I think thats a great slogan for a tequila commercial
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:31 / 24.03.05
Tequila mocking?
Bored.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:32 / 24.03.05
Stoatie!!!!
 
 
Liger Null
22:33 / 24.03.05
Now you people are giving me a tequila jonze.

And I don't even like tequila...
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:36 / 24.03.05
I hate to break this to you, but ... I didn't mean that kind of liquor. I meant the parsley-based creamy sauce you pour on pie & mash that looks a bit like cum.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:36 / 24.03.05
Sorry, that was a piss-poor excuse for a joke.
And I'm trying to cut down on the Krankies pictures, too. But it's difficult, goddammit.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:39 / 24.03.05
Mr Brigade... that plain ain't liquor, despite what some namby-pamby pussy-wussy cookery types might have you believe.
 
 
Liger Null
22:48 / 24.03.05
What is pie and mash? That's what I'd like to know.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:50 / 24.03.05
Brian, I haven't a clue as to what you're talking about.


Stoatie, it was a brilliant pun... and In order to help you cut down on your Krakies postings may I offer up this talking boot from the canadian kids show Readalong:

  
 
Brigade du jour
22:52 / 24.03.05
It's meat pie (presumably beef but, as Chuck Berry maintains, you never can tell) with very finely mashed potato.

The liquor is that in which jellied eels are cooked before their 'jellying'. I, for one, think it's all bloody delicious. But then I'm a bit of a porker.
 
 
Liger Null
22:56 / 24.03.05
Eels, mashed potatoes, mystery meat, and a substance that looks like cum...

I'll just take your word for it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:56 / 24.03.05
Told you. Not liquor. That'd be like saying Rice Krispies were actually smack.

Keggers- your pic's not working...
 
 
Liger Null
23:00 / 24.03.05
Mmmmm, Smack Krispies.

Is that what you get when you breed elves with frogs?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:09 / 24.03.05
I can't sleep. Amuse me or I'll probably set fire to something.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:10 / 24.03.05
Keggers has asked me to tell you all he's reached his posting limit, and isn't rudely ignoring the shifty lateness.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:11 / 24.03.05
Pfeh. Excuses excuses.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:11 / 24.03.05
*sets fire to something*
 
 
Liger Null
23:12 / 24.03.05
There's a posting limit? I had no idea...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:12 / 24.03.05
*sets fire to something else*
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:13 / 24.03.05
Bastard Keggers ... ignoring us on the lateshift ... what was that? Oh ok.

Hey Mordant, don't be all arsonous
We're here to be your entertainment for the evening
Here's a glass of your favourite poison
And some scantily-clad dancers of all shapes and sizes
Music to delight, please don't start a fight
Um ... that's it really.

I'm going back in my hidey-hole.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:13 / 24.03.05
Mordant! Bloody hell, it's been a while!

Yeah, there's a 50 posts in 24 hours limit, but I think it's kind of rolling, so if you wait an hour or so you usually get a couple back. or something. I don't know.
 
 
Liger Null
23:14 / 24.03.05
No Mordant No!!!!

Now here's a nice cartoon for you to watch.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:14 / 24.03.05
I was posting shite over on Lj. I'm not much for the coherence at the mo. How's you?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:16 / 24.03.05
Hey...i think the rollling kicked in
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:18 / 24.03.05
Ah fuck it, let's all just set fire to Keggers when ze comes back ... oh hello Keggers, didn't see you there! Welcome back!

(runs back to hidey hole and considers bleedin' well staying there this time)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:20 / 24.03.05
Me good... I just had pie.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:20 / 24.03.05
Do not set fire to the keggers.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:20 / 24.03.05
Hullo, you pack of vacuous pissheads. God I'm glad I've freed my mind from the evil interference of the Demon Drink and her slimy cohorts.

FEEL my straight edge!
 
 
Brigade du jour
23:22 / 24.03.05
OUCH! You could have warned me it was sharp!

Say, how can you be a vacuous pisshead? Can piss exist in a vacuum then? Does that mean nature abhors piss? Well it is waste, I suppose.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:22 / 24.03.05
(NB:- Brandy has been reclassified as a flavour of pie.)
 
 
lekvar
23:22 / 24.03.05
Fonts, fonts, bastard fonts.
I hate me some fonts.

Come back, BB Brigade, I was just getting into the rhythm of you musical-style tune.
Good evening, everybody. I bring mashmallows to the evening's arson.
Such marshmallows do I bring!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:23 / 24.03.05
I'm not drunk! I'm at work!
Although, strangely, my mouth does taste of Jack Daniels. Which I haven't been drinking, but which I dreamed about drinking this evening.
 
  

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