Itzz a Late Shift, YOU AND ME against the world

23:23 / 24.03.05

Slimy cohorts? Were they jellied in liquor?

23:24 / 24.03.05

Ooh can I have one, lekvar? I've brought some rootbeer for the real masochists among us.

23:26 / 24.03.05

Rootbeer? ROOTBEER?
Another poorly named liquid.

23:28 / 24.03.05

Oh I don't know, I've been laid a couple of times after drinking it. Sometimes during.

23:28 / 24.03.05

Hang on... did you just say "slimy cojones?" That's AWFUL.

Saint Keggers

"Slimy Cohorts" sounds like a great bamd name

Don't forget the graham crackers and chocolate...

What, exactly, is root beer supposed to taste of? What root? Turnips? Radishes? I distrust rootbeer. It is neither beery nor rooty.

(scribbles 'slimy cohorts' along the side of his drumstick)

(and yes, I meant 'stick you hit drums with'. dirty wee bleeders ...)

23:30 / 24.03.05

Actually, Im back. Gf went to bed. So, whats the current theme?

23:31 / 24.03.05

Rootbeer? NOTbeer more like. NOTbeer at all. NOTEVENALITTLEBITbeer. That's what it is.

23:32 / 24.03.05

Actually, come to think of it, isn't it actually "route beer"? Which is why it tastes like the A303 through Ilchester. Still not sure about the "beer" part.

23:34 / 24.03.05

So its just a nasty route then?

23:36 / 24.03.05

Yes! Route beer = Pink bubblegum via kiddy antibiotics.

23:38 / 24.03.05

Carbonated germolene.

23:38 / 24.03.05

Or is it "root beer" as in "root canal"?

23:39 / 24.03.05

A-men the pair've you.

23:44 / 24.03.05

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23:47 / 24.03.05

Sorry Slightly, I'm not clicking on that link, adverts irritate me beyond reason. Unless of course it's not really an advert and you're being a naughty trickster.

23:48 / 24.03.05

Is we pimpin'? Is we?

That's neat, Mr S! Keep it up! Only I thought you were born from an egg ON A MOUNTAINTOP, see. You're obviously not who I thought you were.

23:48 / 24.03.05

Im not a trickster. Thats all Im saying

23:51 / 24.03.05

No Stoatie, thats my cousin.

23:52 / 24.03.05

Slightly, are you the funkiest monkey that ever popped? If so I'd like to shake you by the hand!

23:54 / 24.03.05

Im not a trickster.

But you live in an alley and your cousin is a pimp...

23:56 / 24.03.05

Did you fool the gods and everyone and have some fun?

Hey, you know that chick that played Tripitaka? Want to guess who out of the cast was her special friend? huh?

23:57 / 24.03.05

My cousin is a whore, actually. He goes by the name of Mark "the manwhore" Jefferson