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I've got the next couple of nights to learn how to run an entire department that I've never worked in before
Well you need to establish some ground rules Stoat, I'd've thought. And enforce them brutally, otherwise there's a danger things might get out of control.
My suggestions are thus:
1) No one's allowed to go to the lav unless they've had eight beers. It's entry level this, but you'd be amazed how many businesses go to the wall because they ignored this basic principle.
2) Don't be afraid to have The Happy Flowers playing all the time, or Phil Collins, or Judas Priest. You're just going to look like a wuss if you don't, and they'll sense your weakness, like sharks swimming round in a blood-stained jaccuzi.
3) And when I say " they... "
Well you maybe know what I'm talking about, or maybe you don't.
Whatever, if you see one those clockwork rabbits from those shops round Covent Garden trying to get into the building, don't think about fighting, just get out of there, fast. |
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