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The Late Shift: Dixie Fried

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:24 / 11.08.04
I'm eating crisps.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
01:26 / 11.08.04
I am not yet eating.
 
 
subcultureofone
01:40 / 11.08.04
i have a cold
hence the toast
and gingerale
am considering adding scotch
for therapeutic purposes
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:43 / 11.08.04
Do it. It's good for you. Good, I say.
 
 
subcultureofone
01:57 / 11.08.04
so... appalachian romance novels involving monkeys? and rain? is this the sort of thing we're working on here?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:14 / 11.08.04
Hello?
 
 
Bastard Tweed
02:14 / 11.08.04
Hiccups.\

Can't concentrate for hiccups.

Dear god, they won't stop.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:16 / 11.08.04
Doesnt IAO= Isis Aphosis Osiris?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:17 / 11.08.04
I mean Apophis...silly me.
 
 
subcultureofone
02:17 / 11.08.04
boo!
 
 
subcultureofone
02:19 / 11.08.04
that was supposed to help with the hiccups
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:19 / 11.08.04
MONKEYS!!!

It's all about the monkeys.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
02:21 / 11.08.04
Iao has to do with gnostic views that the godform Anabraxas was beyond good and evil.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
02:21 / 11.08.04
hic.
 
 
subcultureofone
02:22 / 11.08.04
monkeys are also beyond good and evil
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:23 / 11.08.04
Here. Drink this.


Hope that helps.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
02:26 / 11.08.04
Bah! Spare me your monkey water!
 
 
Bastard Tweed
02:26 / 11.08.04
hic.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:27 / 11.08.04
water?? In my mind its vodka.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:27 / 11.08.04
Monkey vodka. DEFINITELY beyond good and evil.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:29 / 11.08.04
As I get older I find that good and evil is infact beyond good and evil.
 
 
subcultureofone
02:31 / 11.08.04
thats what i need. monkey vodka. that'll cure me...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:34 / 11.08.04
Monkey vodka will cure anything...except, oddly enough, a bad case of the monkeys.
 
 
subcultureofone
02:36 / 11.08.04
monkeys come in cases now? i thought they came in barrels
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:37 / 11.08.04
Im not sure..but you can clean you shoes with some monkeyshines.
 
 
the cat's iao
02:44 / 11.08.04
Yay, I can post again! Whoo!

[rattles some chains]

It's me, I know I'm a bit late, but I showed up from the spirit world of the dead Lithers! Boo, and bah-humbug!

[makes some raspy noises]

I've been attracted by your romantic offerings of monkies toasting vodka rain spirits. Huzzah and Shazam!

[lifts the table up an inch off the ground]

BEWARE THE PIES OF COWS!
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:56 / 11.08.04
Hmm ... pies ... Iao, u're making me hungry! Grrr.
 
 
subcultureofone
03:01 / 11.08.04
going to sleep now
goodnight all
 
 
Brigade du jour
03:02 / 11.08.04
G'night there, wee sleepy one.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:06 / 11.08.04
Night, sub...

Fantastic. Due to a mishearing, I now have the phrase "Satan Pie" stuck in my head. I can just imagine Dave Wyndorf howling "time to eat a big slice of SATAN PIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
 
 
the cat's iao
03:08 / 11.08.04
Oo-oo-oo.

Hi there MGB! Did you know that your initials are also a brand of coffee? How about some pies and coffee?

How does talking about pies made by cows make you hungry? People play bingo with those things (and the cows), y'know.

Don't mind me, I'm a little off my rocker tonight. I think it was the senance.

How's shakes?
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:12 / 11.08.04
Hi all the people who've joined in since I last said "Hi!"

Cow bingo...cow tipping..(and how much should you tip a cow?)
 
 
the cat's iao
03:14 / 11.08.04
Ah crap, not only do I not know how to spell 'monkeys', I have confused my advertising meme tracks! I guess it's MJB, and not MGB, but is the MGB a car, or is that only MG?

Hook me up to some intravenous coffee and I'll make a trip 'round the moon!

AHWOOOOOOOO!

We interrupt this mad hooligan to bring you this important message:

iao might run out of posts any time. Barbelith could tell him he is too naughty to post and that he must wait for some unspecified duration of time before he can post again. If this occurs, please feel free to feel relieved, annoyed, or nothing at all. If iao does not respond, it doesn’t mean he isn’t…

ARCK!
 
 
Sekhmet
03:38 / 11.08.04
The Management regrets to inform you that iao is temporarily unavailable.

Too much monkey vodka, I suspect.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:53 / 11.08.04
No such thing as "too much" when it comes to monkey vodka.
 
  

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