The Late Shift: Dixie Fried

03:15 / 12.08.04

Isn't it also about time for the Leonids? I saw some excellent meteor showers last summer, but can't recall what they were called.

I'd make some smarmy comment about Hansen, but I couldn't actually be arsed.

Or pantsed.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:17 / 12.08.04

Craaaap. Aqua Teen Hunger Force got cancelled? Like Family Guy and Futurama and everything else cool. Why do all the cool shows die?

Believe it or not, I hardly ever watch TV. Just news and cartoons really.

03:18 / 12.08.04

"Hooks for feet. HOOKS FOR FEET!!!
Eyes made of... WOOD!"

03:19 / 12.08.04

Jebus are you there? Help me Jebus! Help me!

Jebus, the posts are flying by fast this evening. It gets to make for a very disjointed Late Shift!

03:19 / 12.08.04

"Hooks for feet. HOOKS FOR FEET!!!
Eyes made of... WOOD!"

WTF are you on???

03:20 / 12.08.04

Jebus, the posts are flying by fast this evening. It gets to make for a very disjointed Late Shift!

Shut up and enjoy the rush!!!

03:22 / 12.08.04

You mean it's not always like this?

Where'd Czernobog go?

03:22 / 12.08.04

What pisses me off isnt that all good shows are getting cancelled but rather that 30 seconds after they get cancelled they release a 'The Complete Series" dvd box set.

Fuckingsuckingbloodfromacorpse!

03:25 / 12.08.04

Where'd Czernobog go?

Yes...where did Czernobog go???....hmmm...giving information to the enemy perhaps???..hmmmm? Very Very suspicious...

Mazarine

03:25 / 12.08.04

I wanna say the Leonids are in October or November for some reason, I'm not really sure.

Oh, those bastards. Aqua Teen isn't cancelled, they were fucking with everyone. That's... annoying. And good. But annoying.

03:27 / 12.08.04

Where'd Czernobog go?

We killed him and ate him.

With our minds.

In a virtual way.

Maybe he's "charging a sigil" again 'cause he's "got the hiccups"! Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, could be taken on a holiday.

SAY NO MORE!

03:27 / 12.08.04

They do it just to sell DVDs. It's like crack.

Fortunately, my hip friend has all that stuff on DVD and he will share. And my other hip friends have Tivo. Yes, and I'm the lame one with the crap TV and the basic cable who mooches off everyone. But I have the coolest barbecue grill, so they let me hang out anyway.

I heard on the news about the Perseids and got all excited, but it's kinda overcast around here now...

03:27 / 12.08.04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

Ahhhhh.
Sealab's funny.
Except when it isn't.

The "hooks for feet" thing's from Space Ghost.

I want Max Headroom on Dvd!!!

Mazarine

He probably just nipped of to have a go at something with his sledgehammer.

Shut up and enjoy the rush!!!

Hey buddy, that's what the

was for.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

Was Czernobog shaving again? With monkey vodka? While hiccuping? In a flood?

No... the beavers must have got to him! DAMN YOU BEAVERS!

And in other news, I've just accidentally emailed the question "Who'd win in a fight out of a lap dancer from Poland and a pole dancer from Lapland" to someone in the company I've never met before. I don't know who she is or what she does. All I know is she has the same surname as a colleague of mine. Oh bugger.

Yeah! Yeah? Well...I have o answer for that. so there!

Darlene and I were enforcing Martian law.

03:30 / 12.08.04

OMG!!! That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in hours!!!

03:31 / 12.08.04

Five posts all at 6:28. It's madness! Madness!

Max Headroom was way cool.

Erm, I mean hip.

Erm, I mean wack.

Erm, I mean help me I've fallen and can't get up!

03:31 / 12.08.04

Um...thatwas for Stoats.

03:31 / 12.08.04

Pole dancer from Lapland or lapdancer from Poland?

Oh yeah.

03:32 / 12.08.04

Stoat... wow... that sounds like a sitcom...

03:33 / 12.08.04

lateshift..can you handle it?...suckah?

Mazarine

03:33 / 12.08.04

At the moment, no, my posts keep popping up seven posts after where they're supposed to be. I have to stop thinking before I speak, it's making me look slow.

03:34 / 12.08.04

Of course. Saturnine gods can handle anything. Not like those candyass Appollonians.

03:34 / 12.08.04

Wow...this is the first time i've been this wasted and didn't end up with cig burns through my hand!! Yay me!

heheh Sally is slowwww...
hehehehe

Make brain melt, taste like fondue, excellent.

Er... I think I gotta get off this ride before I... ulk... BLAAAAARRRGH!!!

Well, that and I actually have to get up and go to workies in the morning. But this was fun! G'night all!

Mrowr!