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This Planet Earth (You'all may never speak to me again)

 
  

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Hattie's Kitchen
16:38 / 02.07.04
I'm so fucked off by this...I bet the fucker gets off plenty watching hot lesbo action as well. Just don't fucking hold hands in public, eh?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:53 / 02.07.04
JAMM- I'm hoping this is just cos you're having a bad day, and you'll be able to chalk it up to ill-timed grumpiness tomorrow.

If that's not the case... you, sir/madam are full of shit.

(Yes, I agree with the GWB part, but a great deal of the rest is horribly offensive).

Everything else I would have to say has already been said by people far more coherent than I... but I'm just hoping you back out of this one and maybe try some apologising. I'm quite prepared to believe you feel you may have been misrepresented in this thread- in which case, clarify the parts you think we've all got so monstrously wrong, or shut the fuck up.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:58 / 02.07.04
(Appy polly loggies for the two posts, but I didn't want to bother the mods on a Friday night just to add some stuff).

BiP- I've had several ridiculous conversations with people I'd really expect to know better along the lines of "'how come queer/black pride?' how unfair, when there's no 'straight/white pride'" Which tend to leave me gibbering speechlessly

Don't gibber speechlessly... point out that "straight/white pride" thingies DO exist... it's just de rigeur to wear funny white pointy hats to them.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
17:12 / 02.07.04
But that's enough about Hogwarts.

Boom BOOM!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:13 / 02.07.04
...and then I got off the bus...
 
 
Bastard Tweed
20:20 / 02.07.04
Jim-Jamm, you got a real raw deal with your post. It was an honest attempt at a statement of personal believe and you got slammed for it. But I still hate you.

Not because of the Bush stuff. I agree, the current administration at the reins in America is probably one of the most dangerous coalitions organized in a long time.

I don't hate you because of the environment stuff. Short of nuclear holocaust the environment and its respective fuzzywuzzies are probably going to outlive the human race by a few good millenia no matter how badly we fuck up.

I don't hate you for the Gay/Lesbian/Tran stuff, although you should really know better. You just can't say shit like that for the same reason that I just can't make jokes about jews and money (no matter how funny the joke may be): when you're part of a subcultural minority like that you have to jump up EVERYONE'S ass who even comes close to bigotry because otherwise the genuinely dangerous wankers will slip through and fuck up your shit royal. And since, for now, all that the gays/lesbians/trannies/etc. are using is sharp invective that's just fine by me.

No, I hate you for one simple reason. Goddammit, you despoiled the Conversation forum! Typically the only forum on this message-board where people don't shout at each other about the right/wrong nature of their beliefs; whether that belief be that Cartesian dualism is idle twaddle, Anarcho-syndicalism is the way of the future, or Xorn was a better character before he was Magneto. In most fora they state their belief and then shout at each other for a few posts before they calm down (or don't calm down as the case may be). But not in Conversation, dammit! This is where they talk about secret beards, barbecrushes, dates with Eminem, and blessed,blessed drink before they all break down giggling. If you're going to make a shouty post put it in one of the shouty forums, but leave my silly and somewhat pointless Conversation alone and until you do I hateyouhateyouhateyou.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to start a thread about the need for slash fiction about Errol Flynn and Basil Rathbone.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:12 / 02.07.04
or Xorn was a better character before he was Magneto

Hang on... you mean Xorn was Magneto all along?


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:15 / 02.07.04
Jesus, Haus... you could have put a spoiler notice in, dammit!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:27 / 02.07.04
It's OK. Apparently Magneto was Metallo all along. You see? Metal? Aahhhh.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:41 / 02.07.04
Oh bugger. Me so stoopid...
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:44 / 03.07.04
Hang on. He deceived all the X-Men so successfully because he was Mysterio all along.

Full-head helmet. Do you see?
 
 
Char Aina
02:14 / 03.07.04
it's a shame you dont write NXM, dude. you coulda got three years of helmet swapping outta that one.


THIS MONTH!
FINALLY!
the man in the mask;
REVEALED!
again!

GuestStarMachineGo!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:04 / 03.07.04
Indeed. You know why he got the Special Class to side with him?

Because he was Mesmero all along.
 
 
Bastard Tweed
07:25 / 03.07.04
Haus, Toksik, Stoat:

Thank you for making this a proper Conversation thread. My faith is born again.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:41 / 03.07.04
Actually, have you ever noticed the conection between mind control and purple? I mean, there's the Purple Man, obviously, and the Purple Girl, who might actually manage to take the prize for being the shittest member of Alpha Flight ever (lotsa competition - their Wolverine replacement was a midget in a leotard who could roll around a lot, for God's sake), but also Mesmero, despite having gree skin, offset it with some purple costume highlights... If you're a proper telepath, you don't get boxed into this colour ghetto, but if it's just mind control you're purple.

So, Magneto = purple costume = mind control. He may well have dominated JAMM's mind to make him behave like a cretinous dickslide, for reasons as yet obscure...
 
 
the cat's iao
08:10 / 03.07.04
Well, it couldn't be half the conversation thread without lyrics and pictures, so here you all are:

One fine day
When I'm strong enough
I'll stand up out of this chair
And walk away
One fine day
If I live long enough

You'll see the back of me as I'm
Walking away

I'll go on and on and on
Across the Porch and over the lawn
And when I reach the street
See the dust fly off my feet

One fine day
I will settle up
Empty my account
And give it away
And on that day
Conversation will cease
The arguments and questions
Will fade away
I'll go on and on and on
To the edge of town
I'll keep my feet on the ground
But never again will I look down

I'll be on my ...

Maybe I have no guts
Maybe I love you all too much
But I can't sleep I can't breath
It's tearing me up, it's tearing me up
It's tearing the heart out of me

One fine day
I'll wake up to find
All my fears and heartaches
Have melted away
And on that day
All the mists will clear
The sun will shine
And nothing will stand in my way
I'll go on and on and on
With nothing to weigh me down


Set to music by these lovelies:


 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:28 / 03.07.04
Gosh. That message of peace and love from Modzero has really opened my eyes.

I'm sorry, JAMM. I overreacted. It's just that my son, Eddie Willis, has been really sick, and since I lost my job I haven't had any medical insurance and, well, I just don't know how we're going to pay for his medicine this month. I overreacted.
 
 
the cat's iao
08:41 / 03.07.04
Did you know that in some circles the colour purple is connected to things sexual? And hey, we all know that often thinking about sex (in any sort of way, as fantasy, as theory, as whatever) can take over our thinking--we can obsess on it--so there ya' have it: more evidence to suggest that the colour purple and mind control really are related!

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:00 / 03.07.04
Wait a second...


I DIDN'T OVERREACT AT ALL!
 
 
Bastard Tweed
09:03 / 03.07.04
Shhhh. Shhh. It's okay, just concentrate on the song. That dull rythmic pounding will go away just concentrate on the song and happy picture. Standing up ... chair ... love ... guy with jester cap ...

Better? See. It's simple really.
 
 
Char Aina
14:17 / 03.07.04


nomeansno ate my gorrilla.
 
 
the cat's iao
20:23 / 03.07.04
Hey, and since we're talking about circles, love, sex, and mind control, well, we'd better add...

Next on stage, children, here's Joey

Nero's long hot tongue
Nero's long hot tongue licks

This is the sound of the world turning round
The underground
This is the sound of the world turning round
Of the world spinning round

You get eaten alive by the perfect lover
You get eaten alive by the perfect lover
You get eaten alive by the perfect lover

I fell into a burning ring
A burning ring of knives
And the knives slide in
They slide deep into my skin
And they open me so wide
That you stick your head inside
You stick your head inside
You get sewn inside alive
You get eaten alive
You get eaten alive
You get eaten alive
You get eaten alive by the perfect lover
You get eaten alive by the perfect lover
You get eaten alive
When you've swallowed one you just swallow another
When you've swallowed one you just swallow another
To drive away this hunger
You stay in there forever
Caught in the centre of a
Circle of mania
Chemical angel enters arena
Toro D'Or falls to the floor
Falls to the floor
Falls to the floor
And he's fucking the floor, fucking the ground
Fucking the ground
Fucking the ground
The hole in the ground
The hole in the ground

And hot wires sing deep in my skin
I'm writhing, perspiring like Dutch Schultz at 106 degrees
And I wake up licking
I wake up licking the bedsheets clean
Licking and sucking and sucking
And licking and sucking


By these lovelies:

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:44 / 03.07.04
...the world is a wound in the body of Christ...
 
 
the cat's iao
02:24 / 04.07.04


He says, "Death, he is my friend
He's promised me a quick end"

The world is in pain
And should be put down
And God is a sadist
And that he knows it
 
 
D Terminator XXXIII
11:32 / 04.07.04
Did you know that in some circles the colour purple is connected to things sexual?

Gosh. What to make of Hulk's pants, then?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:29 / 04.07.04
Wait... I know this one...

yeah, that's it. Mind control, right? The Hulk's pants have the power to cloud men's minds?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
19:52 / 04.07.04
Pree-cisely.

So, out of interest, JAMM, have you had any thoughts about the largely disgusted responses to your opinions on queer issues?
 
 
the cat's iao
20:25 / 04.07.04


Mmmmm...pretty universe!
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:12 / 04.07.04
Sweet wrappers! Pretty!

I suspect JAMM is off somewhere licking his wounds, Haus. Is it time to be nice to him yet?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:13 / 04.07.04
He's probably either nursing a truly majestic hangover and hoping this will all go away in a week or two, or writing a followup on the Feminazi/Homosexualist conspiracy.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:18 / 04.07.04
Mordant- you couldn't possibly be suggesting that he was... *gasp*... Dave Sim all along... could you?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:29 / 04.07.04
That's S'ym.

 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:52 / 04.07.04
Or, more precisely

 
 
the cat's iao
23:20 / 04.07.04
A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons
News at eleven but first
A long serious look at what's seeping from open sore
Perhaps you should STOP PICKING AT IT


[Image deleted.]
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
23:28 / 04.07.04
That is icky, Modzero. A bit of consideration for those of us who like the absence of pictures of auppurating wounds on Barbelith, please. Plenty of that on rotten.com.
 
  

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