The Obviously One Or The Other Game.

08:27 / 20.07.04

Pie.

Doonesbury or Ted Rall?

Jack Vincennes

09:41 / 20.07.04

Doonesbury, for kind-of spawning Bloom County. But thanks for making me Google Ted Rall just to check. More comic archives to read, hurrah!

A pet slavering hound with a penchat for occasional violence or a pet tiny lapdog with a tendency towards continual yapping?

sleazenation

10:22 / 20.07.04

violent dogs all the time

Harry or sally?

Grey Area

10:28 / 20.07.04

sally with a small s.

Kiwi or Orange?

17:43 / 20.07.04

Oranges. They don't get huffy when you accuse them of being Australian.

Beer or wine? I need a response soon, as I'm heading up to the offy.

Bed Head

17:55 / 20.07.04

Always the wine.

Sailing By, or UK Theme?

22:39 / 20.07.04

[Gulls crying]
[Guitar plunk-plunking]
[Sea washing]
[Violins caressing]

Sailing By. Every time.
I feel sleepy at the very thought.

So to continue the sleep theme:
Big pillows or thin/no pillows?

22:49 / 20.07.04

BIG pillows.

Theme, eh?

Sleep talker or sleep walker?

Alex's Grandma

23:27 / 20.07.04

Walker.

I Saw The Cure At The Reading Festival, or, I'm Just Struggling A Bit.

unheimlich manoeuvre

22:45 / 21.07.04

the cure, wish i could have gone.

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more police on the streets or less.

TeN

23:47 / 21.07.04

less

more graffiti (artistic/politcal of course) on the streets, or less?

23:54 / 21.07.04

less...the only political graffiti we get here is F.L.Q! and Anglo Go Home!

Physical Graffiti or Pornograffiti?

01:02 / 22.07.04

I suppose the lesser of two evil would be Physical Graffiti...

Soup or salad?

the Fool

01:06 / 22.07.04

soup - its winter here!!!

Beatles or Stones?

01:08 / 22.07.04

Soup, because as the Simpsons will tell you, "You dont make friends with salad"

Is it Cajun Style or Just Plain Burnt?

01:18 / 22.07.04

Cajun style Beatles?

FUBAR or SNAFU?

electricinca

08:16 / 22.07.04

FUBAR

Buried alive or eaten alive?

TeN

10:43 / 22.07.04

eaten alive (suffocation sucks)

onion rings or french fries?

20:26 / 22.07.04

Onion Rings--especially with vinegar!

Regret something you have done or regret something you haven't done?

22:38 / 22.07.04

Something you have done. And by the way when you see your mother, be sure to tell her.....

SATAN! or Chime?

Alex's Grandma

00:41 / 23.07.04

Satan.

And on that subject,

Reign In Hell, or Serve In Heaven ?

00:52 / 23.07.04

Serve in Heaven...ya gotta start somewhere.

The Hare or the Tortoise?

00:56 / 23.07.04

Well, part of me sure wants to say reign in hell, but then, I don't think it'd be too satisfying to reign over a plcae that is intended to inflict eternal misery on fragile, misguided, falible human beings; thus, I'll have to say serve in heaven.

Small room with a big view or big room with a small view?

00:58 / 23.07.04

Ah fuck. The tortise. Last question still stands.

01:05 / 23.07.04

Big room with a small view. Im living in the small room option. Believe me you dont want that option.

Molson or Coors (cause you cant have them both...oh wait now you can Bastards!!!

TeN

01:50 / 23.07.04

Coors.

Hotdog or hamburger?

pointless and uncalled for

02:00 / 23.07.04

Hamburger--especially if it's steamed.

Total nuclear holocaust or total viral holocaust?

07:16 / 23.07.04

Total nuclear holocaust, quick and to the point, no messing around.

Short or long to goblin city, the short way's quick, the long way's pretty.